I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
Quote: King Snarf said: I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
This is the funniest thing I've read all day. It easily beats out anything related to the pretty princess. March 10, 2005 will go down as the greatest day in RKMBS history.
Quote: King Snarf said: I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
This is the funniest thing I've read all day. It easily beats out anything related to the pretty princess. March 10, 2005 will go down as the greatest day in RKMBS history.
Well, I'm glad someone's happy. Me, I don't feel much like smiling and I doubt I will for a long time.
You cried for 15 minutes over a woman you just met? Thats just pathetic. You should never cry over a woman you just met, unless she kicked you in the nuts.
Take heart snarfs, maybe the girl just broke up with a guy, didn't feel like being in a relationship, or is just a meanhearted person. Hang in there, guys and gals are gonna have crappy days when it comes to finding someone to have a relationship with. Somethings take time so just relax and realize it's not the end of the world. There's always hope snarfs no matter how dark it seems.
And it is 3 AM your time.....get to sleep and wake up before you make any drastic decisions like swearing off girls for the rest of your life alright??? Things always make sense after a good night's rest anyway!
Poor Snarf. I'm sorry your feeling blue. One of your problems is you are looking for love. Love should be far down you list. First find a woman you can relate to, then see if she will tolerate all your bullshit, ask yourself if your willing to tolerate hers. A relationship is alot of work and understanding. It takes time and patience to build a succesfull one and they are still just a house of cards.
My advice is just be you, man.
It was a hard lesson for me to learn. I wish you well.
A couple years ago I was talking to a woman in a bar. She was fucking hot. We talked for two straight hours. At the end of the night I asked her for her number and then she told me that she was engaged. What did I do? I laughed it off. This is what you should have done. When a woman rejects you, you should think of it as her loss, not yours. I know its a hard thing to do, but its the right thing to do.
It's just so goddam frustrating. Like tonight, when I was chatting up Random Girl. I didn't expect much, which is good because I got jack. But, Christ, usually if I'm polite and somewhat charming, such as I was tonight, I could get a FIRST FUCKING NAME!
Everyone says be patient. Be patient. I have been patient my whole goddamn life. I was alone in high school. But hey, it's high school, and I was a nerd. And then college, not much success, but there was Melanie (and if you've read some of my other rants in this forum you know ALL about her) which probably set me back even further. I mean, before her I was just lonely. After, I became lonely and BITTER. And then the long stretch of jack shit. So, I trust people will forgive me if I don't seem overjoyed at the "Oh, just be patient" platitudes.
Quote: rex said: Masturbate constantly. After a while you will have no nervous energy and you won't care as much anymore. Its worked for me.
Doesn't work. There used to be a time when I masturbated roughly 2-3 times a day, sometimes 4 or 5. Even now, I usually jerk once a day, and I don't feel any different afterwards.
Bars generally are not the best place to go looking for women if you're after something more than a fling. Try some other kinds of places. Coffee shops, I dunno. . .
Imagining that scenario when a guy walks up to a girl, "Hey....how do you like your coffee??" Rotflol........maybe not a coffee shop :P
Just be yourself and the right girl will come along your path when you least expect it. That's how my parents met, my best friend and her husband, and my lil sis and her b/f, and just bout everyone else I know.
What about women you work with? I know its supposed to be bad to date co-workers, but I've had really good results doing it. If not that try an online dating service. That way you know what you're getting into before you meet her.
I used to work at Bath & Body Works (didn't work), and I'm currently on match.com and lavalife.com. The most I've gotten out of those is one date, one round of online sex, and 3 rounds of phonesex, with the phonesex being the only one with the same person (and she lives in Texas, so I doubt anything more than phone sex will come of this).
Quote: King Snarf said: with the phonesex being the only one with the same person (and she lives in Texas, so I doubt anything more than phone sex will come of this).
Quote: Ultimate Jaburg53 said: Poor Snarf. I'm sorry your feeling blue. One of your problems is you are looking for love. Love should be far down you list. First find a woman you can relate to, then see if she will tolerate all your bullshit, ask yourself if your willing to tolerate hers. A relationship is alot of work and understanding. It takes time and patience to build a succesfull one and they are still just a house of cards.
My advice is just be you, man.
It was a hard lesson for me to learn. I wish you well.
Best.Advice.Ever.
also be happy with yourself first before you try and make anyone else happy......otherwise you will be insecure with the relationship. Be confident.....be yourself but be confident.
Quote: Ultimate Jaburg53 said: Poor Snarf. I'm sorry your feeling blue. One of your problems is you are looking for love. Love should be far down you list. First find a woman you can relate to, then see if she will tolerate all your bullshit, ask yourself if your willing to tolerate hers. A relationship is alot of work and understanding. It takes time and patience to build a succesfull one and they are still just a house of cards.
My advice is just be you, man.
It was a hard lesson for me to learn. I wish you well.
Holy hell! Who the fuck got Jaburg's password?
Quote: King Snarf said: It's just so goddam frustrating. Like tonight, when I was chatting up Random Girl. I didn't expect much, which is good because I got jack. But, Christ, usually if I'm polite and somewhat charming, such as I was tonight, I could get a FIRST FUCKING NAME!
Dude, even a chick who isn't into you will at least give you a first name (whether it's hers or not). If she doesn't, then she's a bitch. I can't speak about any other times you've chatted up a chick, but this one is definetly not a keeper. Too stuck up to even make up a first name means that she was an ice princess.
Try finding people just to talk to in other places based on your interests. If you're in a library or bookstore and see a woman reading something you're interested in, strike up a convo. based on that. If she's invovled, maybe she has a sister or a friend she can hook you up with. Seriously, though, it's best to find people first and then build on the relationship.
Quote: King Snarf said: and 3 rounds of phonesex, with the phonesex being the only one with the same person (and she lives in Texas, so I doubt anything more than phone sex will come of this).
Damnit! Elisa, you said you were saving yourself for me!
Quote: Grimm said: Bars generally are not the best place to go looking for women if you're after something more than a fling. Try some other kinds of places. Coffee shops, I dunno. . .
Quote: rex said: You cried for 15 minutes over a woman you just met? Thats just pathetic. You should never cry over a woman you just met, unless she kicked you in the nuts.
It sounded more to me like he was crying over his situation, not over this particular woman.
But how often can "true love" come from a meeting in a bar (I am taking snarf saying "out tonight" meaning he was at a bar...correct me if I'm wrong)?
Quote: King Snarf said: I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
My advice: heterosexual women like guys that have a set of balls.
Find yours, and you'll be set.
Really though, it appears that you're trying too hard, and are way too sensitive.
Quote: King Snarf said: I used to work at Bath & Body Works
And I'm the gay guy???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A guy working at B&BW...that is such a gay job.
Sorry, Snarfy you should work at best buy or circuit city..I hear guys get all the babes their because.."women don't know electronics' so you need to 'splain things to them which can give you an entry to the conversation...
Toys r Us is also a good place to work if you don't mind single mom's..
bars are really only good for one nighters and such...I not being into that generally don't go out of my way to meet women there..which is good because they are usually intrigued by that...
and remember..there is nothing wrong with you..chicks like hairy guys, bald guys, fat guys, skinny guys, musclemen..whatever there are women with fetishes and preferences just like men..
Quote: Grimm said: Bars generally are not the best place to go looking for women if you're after something more than a fling. Try some other kinds of places. Coffee shops, I dunno. . .
Shame on you boys! Of course it wasn't me! I'm a good girl remembers? Not to mention if I did behave in such bad behavior it could cost me my teaching position which is more important to me than any relationship.So I gotta stay on my best behavior which isn't a problem.
No I'm not Uschi...do I write like Usch? No, does she teach? no...My names actually Ashley Elizabeth! Ashley after one of my mom's sweet lil second graders in the late seventies and Liz is my mom's middl ename.
Quote: PrincessElisa said: Shame on you boys! Of course it wasn't me! I'm a good girl remembers? Not to mention if I did behave in such bad behavior it could cost me my teaching position which is more important to me than any relationship.So I gotta stay on my best behavior which isn't a problem.
you realize no one really believes the teacher story by now right? i think maybe snarf and jeremy do but as far as everyone else your covers been blowm. you wrote "remebers" thats not proper english your not a teacher , get over it. phone sexer.....
(By the way Snarfy, listen to what Jaburg was saying. Stop trying so hard, be yourself, yadda yadda yadda. Maybe for now just push the love aside and go hang with some friends. Have them help you pick someone up while your out. Me personally, never been in love really, but I have had fun along the way and most of thats due to my friends helping me.)
That's what I mean. Don't worry about falling in love just find someone to be with and maybe eventually you'll fall in love. If not try again and move on. I think love at first sight is a crock of shit...
Quote: Ultimate Jaburg53 said: No, you can date women. You just can't expect true love from every date.
Even when you find a girl you like you usually get sick of them after 3 months..........I must have dated literally hundreds of girls but only had 3 or 4 really serious realtionships......that helped me realize what I'm looking for.....this way when I found her .....I knew.......but like Jaburg said.......even good relationships need work......always keep working at a relationship if it's worth it and the girl works just as hard.
Whatever rex......it's not that I'm better than anyone. I'm sure you guys are much more talented than mois. I just can't have as much fun as you guys is all . Love to stay longer and chat BUT OF COURSE......I gotta drive an hour back to the mortgage company in rush hour and turn in this stupid form (already been there once today...this just arrive din teh mail grrr) so I can move in THIS tuesday and wednesday grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Snarf. Don't you ever meet girls that are friends of friends, surely that's the best way! When I'm not busy with hookers, I tend to get lucky when I go out with a friend who has a load of friends - then the BATTY Robotics comes into play?
Quote: Try finding people just to talk to in other places based on your interests. If you're in a library or bookstore and see a woman reading something you're interested in, strike up a convo.
Snarf wrote a book that got published, right? He should definately use that, especially if he's at a bookstore.
Quote: Try finding people just to talk to in other places based on your interests. If you're in a library or bookstore and see a woman reading something you're interested in, strike up a convo.
Snarf wrote a book that got published, right? He should definately use that, especially if he's at a bookstore.
Quote: ROY BATTY said: Snarf. Don't you ever meet girls that are friends of friends, surely that's the best way! When I'm not busy with hookers, I tend to get lucky when I go out with a friend who has a load of friends - then the BATTY Robotics comes into play?
Do you have any skills? You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
Quote: ROY BATTY said: Snarf. Don't you ever meet girls that are friends of friends, surely that's the best way! When I'm not busy with hookers, I tend to get lucky when I go out with a friend who has a load of friends - then the BATTY Robotics comes into play?
Do you have friends?
My friends never try to set me up with their attractive female friends, the bastards! And the friends they DO bring to social events where I am present are already involved with someone.
My friends never try to set me up with their attractive female friends, the bastards! And the friends they DO bring to social events where I am present are already involved with someone.
I was thinking of your friends setting you up, just using them to meet new people!
Quote: PrincessElisa said: No I'm not Uschi...do I write like Usch? No, does she teach? no...My names actually Ashley Elizabeth! Ashley after one of my mom's sweet lil second graders in the late seventies and Liz is my mom's middl ename.
Copycat. Stop stealing the glory of my name.
On the other hand, there were two other Ashley Elizabeths in my first grade class alone... did you go to Dawson Elementary in Holden, Mass? Did you own a Teddy Ruxspin?
As for Snarf, I dunno what to tell you. 'Cause I also have never gotten any play. On the other hand, I don't want to be in a relationship and never ever want kids so never having sex is a great way for me to achieve those goals.
I dunno... go on a great spiritual journey and find fulfillment in just being yourself. Make yourself ok with being just you. That will be attractive to a lot of women...
OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH!!! I LOOOVVED my Teddy Ruxpin, wow good memories. Awwwwwww it was great during story time. How did you know Uschi??
Sadly no, I went to Anchorage Christian school K-2 and then Arlington Baptist School in Maryland for 3-4 and then back to Texas for the rest!
This is so cool! And I was packing up some stuff today and guess what I found??? My old popple still in tack and folded up and everything. Wow...I sorta feel young again :P
Well, Ashley Elizabeth was, for about three years, an extremely popular name back east. My parents thought they were being creative and unique and then found out there was another Ashley Elizabeth in the same maternity ward. I never met that one though.
So it's not you. Ok, I don't have to apologize for breaking the Teddy Ruxspin then. And I had a popple too. Still packed away with the my little ponies and tmnt figures that remain in my posession.
Quote: King Snarf said: I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
What can I say? I had to create a couple inferior people.
Quote: PrincessElisa said: Shame on you boys! Of course it wasn't me! I'm a good girl remembers? Not to mention if I did behave in such bad behavior it could cost me my teaching position which is more important to me than any relationship.So I gotta stay on my best behavior which isn't a problem.
No I'm not Uschi...do I write like Usch? No, does she teach? no...My names actually Ashley Elizabeth! Ashley after one of my mom's sweet lil second graders in the late seventies and Liz is my mom's middl ename.
you wouldn't beleive what i have seen teachers do in bars, they still have jobs, and are still eager to learn it seems, lol
Mrhm.........not this teacher! Gotta be on best behavior till the ISD submits me for certification to the state board. Then my future is sealed.....kinda like a probationary first year teaching till August 2006.
That is why I don't agree with tenure...many see it as probation then do what they want and get away with it. Especially the old burnt out ones that shouldn't be teaching anymore.
Quote: King Snarf said: I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name
Did you try asking her for it? You generally have to do that with women
Quote: , much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
You have to gage the woman and the location first. Decide if buying her a drink or smiling accross the room will cut it compared to approaching him/her [try it with ugly gay men just to get a feel for it and practice a little]. You have to introduce yourself if you really expect it to go anywhere. Only really drunk chicks or 'slappers' will do you without your name
Its all about the confidence aswell. Even if your not a confident person, suck it up and give it a go. Most chicks wont get horny seeing a guy cry in a fucking corner
1) continue to be yourself and eventually you will find one that loves you for you and that you love for who they are. remember the odds are on your side (more girls than guys in the US).
2) take this link's advice. http://www.fastseduction.com/guide/ It will get you laid, it will get you a girl, and if nothing else it will help you learn how to get the girl of your dreams when you meet her. Take everything they say with a grain of salt however, its not gospel, you must tailor it to the girl. The 3 second rule IS gospel though.
Quote: King Snarf said: I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name
Did you try asking her for it? You generally have to do that with women
Quote: bugoo said: 1) continue to be yourself and eventually you will find one that loves you for you and that you love for who they are. remember the odds are on your side (more girls than guys in the US).
Quote: King Snarf said: I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name
Did you try asking her for it? You generally have to do that with women
Gosh, I never thought of that!!! My god!
That Bitch. So you asked and she declined? Thats Harsh!
Quote: King Snarf said: I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
Never ever go to meet girls at bars. It's too much of a meat market and it's the completely wrong place to find what ur looking for. If u want a fuck buddy, then go to all the bars in ur area. But for what u want, you'll find the girl ur looking for when u least expect to. It sucks, but that's the way it usually works.
Quote: King Snarf said: I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
Well, I asked two girls for the email addresses, which they gave me. I wasn't confident in my psuedo-player skills to ask for digits; that would require a tad more booze, which I shall consume next time.
Quote: King Snarf said: I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
This is the funniest thing I've read all day. It easily beats out anything related to the pretty princess. March 10, 2005 will go down as the greatest day in RKMBS history.
1) continue to be yourself and eventually you will find one that loves you for you and that you love for who they are. remember the odds are on your side (more girls than guys in the US).
2) take this link's advice. http://www.fastseduction.com/guide/ It will get you laid, it will get you a girl, and if nothing else it will help you learn how to get the girl of your dreams when you meet her. Take everything they say with a grain of salt however, its not gospel, you must tailor it to the girl. The 3 second rule IS gospel though.
Quote: King Snarf said: I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
This is the funniest thing I've read all day. It easily beats out anything related to the pretty princess. March 10, 2005 will go down as the greatest day in RKMBS history.
Once in a while we really should thank Snarf for making us all feel better about ourselves.
Unless it causes us to miss an opportunity for a cheap shot anyway.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
There used to be a time when I masturbated roughly 2-3 times a day, sometimes 4 or 5. Even now, I usually jerk once a day, and I don't feel any different afterwards.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! kill yourself!
Snarf walked away from Bath and Body Works to persue a much more lucrative career at GameStop...until the dreaded Soul Caliber inventory went haywire...
rex said: Masturbate constantly. After a while you will have no nervous energy and you won't care as much anymore. Its worked for me.
Doesn't work. There used to be a time when I masturbated roughly 2-3 times a day, sometimes 4 or 5. Even now, I usually jerk once a day, and I don't feel any different afterwards.
Every game you sold at Gamestop came with ejaculate!
rex said: Masturbate constantly. After a while you will have no nervous energy and you won't care as much anymore. Its worked for me.
Doesn't work. There used to be a time when I masturbated roughly 2-3 times a day, sometimes 4 or 5. Even now, I usually jerk once a day, and I don't feel any different afterwards.
Every game you sold at Gamestop came with ejaculate!
Wonder Boy content User a man's signature quote is inversely proportionate to his cock size 4000+ posts 28 minutes 41 seconds ago Reading a post Forum: Women Thread: No woman will ever want me.
1) she's way too pretty to be as desperate as she projects.
and 2) she displays an ability to present herself well, and displays good social skills and a sense of humor that make clear she did this for humor effect, and not actual desperation. Fun to watch.
It's just so goddam frustrating. Like tonight, when I was chatting up Random Girl. I didn't expect much, which is good because I got jack. But, Christ, usually if I'm polite and somewhat charming, such as I was tonight, I could get a FIRST FUCKING NAME!
Everyone says be patient. Be patient. I have been patient my whole goddamn life. I was alone in high school. But hey, it's high school, and I was a nerd. And then college, not much success, but there was Melanie (and if you've read some of my other rants in this forum you know ALL about her) which probably set me back even further. I mean, before her I was just lonely. After, I became lonely and BITTER. And then the long stretch of jack shit. So, I trust people will forgive me if I don't seem overjoyed at the "Oh, just be patient" platitudes.
It's just so goddam frustrating. Like tonight, when I was chatting up Random Girl. I didn't expect much, which is good because I got jack. But, Christ, usually if I'm polite and somewhat charming, such as I was tonight, I could get a FIRST FUCKING NAME!
Everyone says be patient. Be patient. I have been patient my whole goddamn life. I was alone in high school. But hey, it's high school, and I was a nerd. And then college, not much success, but there was Melanie (and if you've read some of my other rants in this forum you know ALL about her) which probably set me back even further. I mean, before her I was just lonely. After, I became lonely and BITTER. And then the long stretch of jack shit. So, I trust people will forgive me if I don't seem overjoyed at the "Oh, just be patient" platitudes.
This never gets old.
Maybe he does have a sense of humour, cause that there is prime comedy!
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
At least I'm not ass-deep in child support payments. How's that going, by the way?
Snarf, you should write (another) letter to obama telling him that you can't get laid and its up to him to get you a woman. If he's the miracle worker you think he is he should be able to get you some pussy.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
At least I'm not ass-deep in child support payments. How's that going, by the way?
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
At least I'm not ass-deep in child support payments. How's that going, by the way?
Um, am I the only one who knows that the "it's your kid" thing was a hoax?
Try and pay attention, Snarf. It's not like you have anything in your life to distract you.
It's Snarf. Facts have little to no meaning to him. This is the guy who, after all, thinks that the First Amendment to the Constitution prevents people from making fun of him.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
At least I'm not ass-deep in child support payments. How's that going, by the way?
Um, am I the only one who knows that the "it's your kid" thing was a hoax?
Try and pay attention, Snarf. It's not like you have anything in your life to distract you.
Nope, we all know this by now, but then again thats why we have better social skills in that we pay attention to other people.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
At least I'll never be ass-deep in child support payments. How do you get laid, by the way?
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
At least I'll never be ass-deep in child support payments. How do you get laid, by the way? I've tried every Fat Albert shirt in my wardrobe.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
Wonder Boy might be Snarf's best shot at love. "Best shot..." Heh...
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
It's just so goddam frustrating. Like tonight, when I was chatting up Random Girl. I didn't expect much, which is good because I got jack. But, Christ, usually if I'm polite and somewhat charming, such as I was tonight, I could get a FIRST FUCKING NAME!
Everyone says be patient. Be patient. I have been patient my whole goddamn life. I was alone in high school. But hey, it's high school, and I was a nerd. And then college, not much success, but there was Melanie (and if you've read some of my other rants in this forum you know ALL about her) which probably set me back even further. I mean, before her I was just lonely. After, I became lonely and BITTER. And then the long stretch of jack shit. So, I trust people will forgive me if I don't seem overjoyed at the "Oh, just be patient" platitudes.
I used to work at Bath & Body Works (didn't work), and I'm currently on match.com and lavalife.com. The most I've gotten out of those is one date, one round of online sex, and 3 rounds of phonesex, with the phonesex being the only one with the same person (and she lives in Texas, so I doubt anything more than phone sex will come of this).
King Snarf said: I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
What can I say? I had to create a couple inferior people.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
Oh my, you really are the dramatic one. You must have some female friends who can talk to you and give you some pointers and tips.
Don't take this the wrong way, but the last thing any woman will want is someone so down on themselves and full of self pity, that they let it show through. Even if you do feel this way, you need to start thinking more positively, and approach things in a much more light hearted and less serious way.
A sensitive man is good, but he should be sensitive to a womans needs, not sensitive about himself...it is a real turn off.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
Oh my, you really are the dramatic one. You must have some female friends who can talk to you and give you some pointers and tips.
Don't take this the wrong way, but the last thing any woman will want is someone so down on themselves and full of self pity, that they let it show through. Even if you do feel this way, you need to start thinking more positively, and approach things in a much more light hearted and less serious way.
A sensitive man is good, but he should be sensitive to a womans needs, not sensitive about himself...it is a real turn off.
Bear in mind that pathetic rambling was made almost 5 years ago. I've grown since then...
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
Oh my, you really are the dramatic one. You must have some female friends who can talk to you and give you some pointers and tips.
Don't take this the wrong way, but the last thing any woman will want is someone so down on themselves and full of self pity, that they let it show through. Even if you do feel this way, you need to start thinking more positively, and approach things in a much more light hearted and less serious way.
A sensitive man is good, but he should be sensitive to a womans needs, not sensitive about himself...it is a real turn off.
Bear in mind that pathetic rambling was made almost 5 years ago. I've grown since then...
IN MY PANTS!
I'd ask why you're making sexual advances to yourself, Snarf, but the question basically answers itself.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
Oh my, you really are the dramatic one. You must have some female friends who can talk to you and give you some pointers and tips.
Don't take this the wrong way, but the last thing any woman will want is someone so down on themselves and full of self pity, that they let it show through. Even if you do feel this way, you need to start thinking more positively, and approach things in a much more light hearted and less serious way.
A sensitive man is good, but he should be sensitive to a womans needs, not sensitive about himself...it is a real turn off.
Bear in mind that pathetic rambling was made almost 5 years ago. I've grown since then...
IN MY PANTS!
And you wonder why people mock you? Rise above it.
As long as I don't have to turn sideways to get through a door, then I'm not fat.
I turn sideways to get through doors all the time. Of course, the doors are--maybe--halfway open but the point still stands. You obviously don't understand skinny skills do ya, fatty?
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
You cried for 15 minutes over a woman you just met? Thats just pathetic. You should never cry over a woman you just met, unless she kicked you in the nuts.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
He's a real gentleman. He reminds me of Saint Paul, one of the dullest towns in America.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! kill yourself!
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
At least I'll never be ass-deep in child support payments. How do you get laid, by the way? I've tried every Fat Albert shirt in my wardrobe.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
Oh my, you really are the dramatic one. You must have some female friends who can talk to you and give you some pointers and tips.
Don't take this the wrong way, but the last thing any woman will want is someone so down on themselves and full of self pity, that they let it show through. Even if you do feel this way, you need to start thinking more positively, and approach things in a much more light hearted and less serious way.
A sensitive man is good, but he should be sensitive to a womans needs, not sensitive about himself...it is a real turn off.
Well, I had to worl till about 10:30, then take the bus to one area, then transfer to the trolley, then walk to the party. So when midnight rolls around, I'm walking to this goddamn party in below freezing temperatures. 2002 was off to a great start, let me tell you. Well, once I get there, things start to turn around; of course, screwdrivers and Jagermeisters will lighten anybody's mood. So anyway, my best friend, Rob, decides to tell anyone about my large wang, and, of course, all my inebriated friends want to see. (Aside: My penis, while not HUGE, is somewhat larger than average). So I go upstairs, where my friends Stef, Nicole, Katie, and Jon (who's gay) are clamoring to see the goods. So, I whip it out. Let's just say it was well recieved. So they beg me to whip it out again. So I do. Even Rob's girlfriend Brigitte wanted a peek, but he wouldn't let her (bastard). So, of course everyone is talking about it. Especially Jon, who asks, "Why can;t I stop talking about it?" to which I reply "Dude, 'cause you're gay." Now Jon had been saying he was gay all night, but when I say, he storms out of the room and starts crying. Well, while Jon is having his little moment, I'm talking to my friend/roommate/co-landlord Nicole. My theory is that since I whipped out The Envy of All Mankind, she should lift up her shirt and show me the twins. (Not unreasonable a request.) "My shirt's so tight you can see pretty much everything anyway." "Well, can I touch 'em?" "Sure!" Now not many women will allow me to touch their breasts, so you can imagine how excited I was. So excited that immediately after, as a joke, I cupped Vinnie (think of Vinnie as an amalgam of every Jay & Silent Bob routine ever).
So now I have a chat with Jon. The reason he got so upset is that he has a crush on me. I tell him, gently but firmly, that I don't swing that way; my view is that the ass is for outgoing materials only. "Well, you grabbed Vinnie's!" Damn. I feed him some bullshit, then sleep on the couch for about 3 hours before going back to work.
I got to work late because of all the drunken revellers who decide New Year's Day is a good day to start taking public transportation. Motherfucker!
Doesn't work. There used to be a time when I masturbated roughly 2-3 times a day, sometimes 4 or 5. Even now, I usually jerk once a day, and I don't feel any different afterwards.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
Oh how I love this thread. I have had a shitty day, but it always cheers me up to see that no matter how shit my day is, it will never be Snarf level shit.
I almost feel as though we should be nicer to Snarf for making our lives seem so much better in comparison. Then I remember Snarf is shit and his death will be rejoiced
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
Oh how I love this thread. I have had a shitty day, but it always cheers me up to see that no matter how shit my day is, it will never be Snarf level shit.
nowie, if you change the video's privacy setting (or maybe your facebook privacy setting?) then you can actually download the file to make sure it doesnt get lost if facebook ever decides to nuke it
I remember when my brother used to say the same thing as the topic title, only it was about men. Once he found Tommy, he soon cheered up, although he does still have trouble sitting down.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
Anonymous Tue Apr 05 2011 08:13 AM Reading a post Forum: Women Thread: No woman will ever want me.
He needs to lower his expectations. Sure, American women are repulsed by him. I'm sure there's a culture of females that hate attractive men with tan ripped bodies and hair and a job. He just needs to read National Geographic until he finds them.
He needs to lower his expectations. Sure, American women are repulsed by him. I'm sure there's a culture of females that hate attractive men with tan ripped bodies and hair and a job. He just needs to read National Geographic until he finds them.
His luck, he'll find such a culture and then discover their love of all things Soul Calibur.
Put this in your notebook snarf. It's crazy what not giving a fuck does to hot chicks; it tends to get them to want your nuts. X2 apparently if you're married and you make it obvious that while yes, they're hot, you don't need to fuck them. It's not the ring that makes them want you, it's the fact you don't need what they have.
I used to work at Bath & Body Works (didn't work), and I'm currently on match.com and lavalife.com. The most I've gotten out of those is one date, one round of online sex, and 3 rounds of phonesex, with the phonesex being the only one with the same person (and she lives in Texas, so I doubt anything more than phone sex will come of this).
He really thought working at B&BW was a way to meet women...
you wouldn't beleive what i have seen teachers do in bars, they still have jobs, and are still eager to learn it seems, lol <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smilewoo.gif" alt="" />
I've met women Christmas shopping, at the food court in the mall, at parties in a friend's home, at work (not recommended). I met a girl once on the phone as a rental car reservations agent, flirted with her, and offered to show her around when she came to Florida. It could have gone either way, but when I met her face to face, she was hot! And into me! Good times... When I'm single, I've often met women at the grocery store. That was my preferred place to meet women for a while, because then I know they live within two miles of me, or they wouldn't be shopping there. Wherever you meet women, all you really need is the belief that you have something to offer them, and that alone gives you the courage to approach them. Most women (at least initially) just want a guy to tell them they're beautiful, have a sense of humor and make them laugh. And reliably be good company.
That's all most of these women are saying, however briefly or longwindedly.
rex said: Masturbate constantly. After a while you will have no nervous energy and you won't care as much anymore. Its worked for me.
Doesn't work. There used to be a time when I masturbated roughly 2-3 times a day, sometimes 4 or 5. Even now, I usually jerk once a day, and I don't feel any different afterwards.
rex said: Masturbate constantly. After a while you will have no nervous energy and you won't care as much anymore. Its worked for me.
Doesn't work. There used to be a time when I masturbated roughly 2-3 times a day, sometimes 4 or 5. Even now, I usually jerk once a day, and I don't feel any different afterwards.
TMI!!!
It was always a really touch choice as to which one of the would inevitably turn into a serial killer first: rex or snarf. This post demonstrates why.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
He's one of the few one-time regulars from here I've never bumped into on Facebook, which I find surprising both because it seems like it'd be his kinda platform and because I can surf algorithms and run into just about anyone. I'd actually kind of enjoy catching up with the guy for old time's sake. Then again, I also find myself wondering what kind of shenanigans Halo82's getting into from time to time...
Did we ever get confirmation of snarf offing himself or nah?
I see him commenting at Cracked fairly regularly. He uses the same pic as his avatar there that he used here as his "real" pic and the bio page lists the same blog he linked to when he was here.
Everyone but MisterJLA has a full name, but that doesn't mean I'm going to PM him a link to this thread that'll expire by the time he cares enough to read it.
The previous Youtube link to the "She's Just awful... But I still think I might have a chance" song, doesn't work any more. So here's another link to the same song.
King Snarf said: I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
This is the funniest thing I've read all day. It easily beats out anything related to the pretty princess. March 10, 2005 will go down as the greatest day in RKMBS history.
Last semester, when Lowry showed this specific video, many students laughed at it. But at least a few were offended and complained to the administration, which subsequently relieved Lowry of her teaching duties.
The video in question is in the style of the popular Downfall parodies. Downfall, a 2004 German film that depicts the final days of Adolph Hitler and his inner circle, includes an extended scene of Hitler screaming at his subordinates that is rife for parody. People change the subtitles so that Hitler is ranting about something else
Actually it was posted to this topic, 10 years ago now.
Yes, I know. The video was actually my idea and Nowie put it together. To this day, I can't see one of those Hitler videos without thinking of this thread.
That's hilarious, that you and Nowhereman worked together to come up with that Downfall video. I've never seen the actual movie, but I've seen half a dozen similar edited clip versions.
That professor who got fired over it probably doesn't even understand its Snarfy origins and what it was truly about. Too bad we can't invite her to post here on the RKMB's.
It seems unbelievably excessive that they'd fire her just for posting that video. But then, everyone knows that university faculty are the epicenter of Political Correctness and the social justice warrior overkill mentality.
This much from the Reason.com article is encouraging:
Quote:
And yet "there were people laughing," one student told The Chronicle of Higher Education. "There were some people who were kind of indifferent. They didn't really care. There were some people that, like, you could tell they were a little bit uneasy about it."
"People sort of realized that that was a little over the top, maybe, for the classroom," said another. "But generally, people laughed pretty hard at it [the video]. I certainly did."
and especially:
Quote:
Dean Anne Massey removed Lowry from her teaching position and attended the class's next session to inform students. Many took the news poorly, shouting "bring back [Lowry]." They eventually walked out in protest.
Just to give credit where it’s due. I just came up with the idea. Nowhereman did all the production work.
And the Hitler video used in the class was a different Downfall video, not ours. The story just reminded me of the snarf video.
I picked up on that after reading your initial Reason.com link, that also had links to a number of Downfall parody videos.
My favorite is the one where his staff informs Hitler that people are making parody videos of his rant. And he rants about people making fun of his rants.
It's ironic that Snarf was the first RKMB poster that put the events of now 17 years ago behind him entirely, concerning he was the only one of us directly involved.
It's ironic that Snarf was the first RKMB poster that put the events of now 17 years ago behind him entirely, concerning he was the only one of us directly involved.
Hold on,Snarf,you won't be a virgin for much longer!
Originally Posted by the G-man
I'm surprised you aren't using that pic, suitably photoshopped, as your avatar.
Originally Posted by WB
Dr. Wirtham would certainly have plenty to say about that ACTION COMICS cover. He already speculated that Bruce Wayne is a potential NAMBLA member.
Originally Posted by Lothar of The Hill People
Don't get your hopes up to see that kind of picture,Grandpaman.
Originally Posted by Lothar of the Hill People
Now I can't change it. The boards won't accept a new picture even when I submit one I have used here before!
The image expired, so I dug up another of the same image. Too funny not to replace. And yeah, it's unfortunate we can't just update old post images now.
That's all any girl can ask for!
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