i can't stand it when a girl i think is "not-THAT-fugly" at best is worshipped like a goddess by the masses.
chicks, like
1) lucy liu. just never liked her.
2) cindy crawford. i've only seen ONE good pic of her (not even from the nudie playboy spread).
3) kate moss. no.
others y'all can add?
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ROY will hit the roof when he sees that Lucy is being dissed!
I agree on the other two.
Actually I cant get the attarction of most supermodels.
i dont think she's hideous...
...just nothing special.
at all.
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Franta is the ugliest woman I`ve ever met!
lucy liu is okay, it's her attitude that's sexy. she's got that "you cannot handle me in bed" sort of attitude.
now, i still don't think pamela anderson is hot. attractive yes, hot... i dunno.....
i mean jamie bergman and geena lee nolin are better looking
need we any more proof of your homosexuality
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You the man Rob!
I agree on Cindy..and I know I'll be shunned for this one... Rose Mcgowan.... Has a bitch attitude a "touch me and I'll kill you" air about her and her acting (that I have seen) is so so at best. I don't think she is even hot. Maybe pretty in certian light, but goddamn...am I missing something here?
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Cindy Crawford isn't hot?
I think Rob has been smoking the marijuana cigarettes......
dhaise:
there's only one picture of her that i've ever seen where i thought she looked good (and, actually, she looked REAL good). it was in playboy, a few years before her playboy nudie shoot. it was just one picture in the back of the magazine. she was nekked, but, you couldnt see anything (y'know?). she was lying on her tummy and had pearls runnin all over her. looked REAL noice!
but, other than that... she's really nothin special. pretty, mebbe. but, "the most beautiful supermodel?" no way.
stareena:
rose mcgowan. hot. hot in an evil way. yer right about her bitchiness, but, i think that makes her even a lil more hot in my eyes. mmrrrroowwwlll...
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Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
stareena:rose mcgowan. hot. hot in an evil way. yer right about her bitchiness, but, i think that makes her even a lil more hot in my eyes. mmrrrroowwwlll...
You HAVE been smoking the Marijuana cigarettes!!!
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Rose Mcgowan is NOT at all attractive!
And Pamella Lee? I might as well look at Danger Girl for all that is real about her!
stareena... franta...
you've both fallen so far in my eyes...
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the question is....
can we get up?
stareena has hope. i think rose mcgowan is hot on her own, but, her bitchiness makes her just that special bit hotter. she disagrees. i'm angered, but, not without remorse.
but, you franta... disrespecting of pamela? sacrilege.
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Rob... you are a sexy bitch.
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a desperate plea.
succesful. but desperate.
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SighThanks...worked hard to become so!
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...but....but Rob YOU ARE A SEXY bitch!
Plus I reminded you about Nikki Cox!
franta, yer hurting your case.
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Is Franta goin' back to jail?
yeah, most likely.
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I have connections in Cook County Jail!
Rob what about Carmen Electra and Daisy Fuentesnot mentioning one more? I love them Latin girls!
as do i. my current favorite.
both hot mentions. well done, franta.
this places your score at a -1.
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Grrr
Star looks at Franta... "He's ahead of me now it seems...oh what can I do to put me ahead...what must I do to sabatoge Franta's lead..."Good one buddy!
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stareena, you were already at par.
this blatant act of kissing up, tho, would have gotten you a +1... were it not self served.
now, sadly, you belong with franta at -1
...on your own forum, no less.
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[Note: This message has been edited by Rob Kamphausen]
Mr Kamphausen I concur in your judgement.
*bing!*
+1
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but..but..but my netwhore pic (as my husband calls it) is up in the next thread...I bare my sole (and my chest) to you and this is how I am treated. My heart is breaking..
Okay Rob. Okay Franta.
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whuzzat about boobs?
...waitaminute...
husband? ... ferget it. yer sold goods!
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How did you manage to miss that, Rob?!
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Dhaise manages to mention it every second post...
Pamela Anderson is a sow!
She may be a sow, but she's a sow with nice tits...
Stareena:
<<How did you manage to miss that, Rob?!>>
ignorance is bliss... or was anyway.
Roy:
...
...
unless, where you're from (..larryland), "sow" means goddess...
...
... i have only dots for you.
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Sow = female pig.
I love you Rob!
roy, you are not my son.
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so Billi Jean is not your lover either?
no. she's
just a girl.
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i bet People always told you be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
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Originally posted by rufusTfirefly:
She may be a sow, but she's a sow with nice tits...
store bought
wul, where do you buy
your tits?
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Originally posted by rufusTfirefly:
She may be a sow, but she's a sow with nice tits...
Yeah, all 8 of them!
and not a single MEEK MOK?
Julia Roberts. Can't stand her. Not attractive. Not good looking at all.
Kirstin Dunst, not good looking at all should have never been MJ.
I know! What the fuck were they thinking with KD?! And Jennifer Gardner... never shoulda been Elektra.
She shoulda been Elektra. Brains, beauty, talent.
one of 3 girls and 47 men to star in franta!
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Originally posted by TK-069:
I know! What the fuck were they thinking with KD?! And Jennifer Gardner... never shoulda been Elektra. She shoulda been Elektra. Brains, beauty, talent.
Much better choice, TK.
I know! And she's fuckin' Greek to boot!
95% of all the women who've ever donned a U.S. Navy uniform.
Living next to the Navy Academy, I will agree with you AGW....
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Have you ever seen Morgan Fairchild there?
Army women are the hottest! Coast Guard's a close second!
Agree about Lucy Liu, Kate Moss, Julia Roberts and Kirsten Dunst. They look alright from certain angles, but I'd never fantasize about any of 'em.
My own additions would include Heidi Klum, and Elle Macpherson. Actually, there's like dozens of supermodels that I think are way too skinny and look awkward facially, I just don't bother to remember their names. There's that Giselle chick now that is somehow making all these lists, and I just don't get it...
You know who's really an unattractive attractive chick? That girl in Hanson.
... what?
Here's my list:
Pam Anderson
Helen Hunt
Christina Aguilera
Good call about Aguilera...the first time I saw her, my immediate thought was "anybody who needs that much makeup just ain't attractive."
Especially clown whore makeup.
Lil' Kim should be put on that list too. So should P!nk. Hell, all the women involved in the Lady Marmalade remix video ('cept Mya).
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Lil' Kim should be put on that list too. So should P!nk. Hell, all the women involved in the Lady Marmalade remix video ('cept Mya).
agreed, but pink isnt just unattractive she's just plain ugly, for some odd reason whenever i see her on TV she reminds me of a pig.
I. don't. like. J. Lo
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Wednesday said:
I. don't. like. J. Lo .
if she had just stuck to dancing and never got into singing/acting(using the loosest sense of the word act of course) i'd think better of her. banging ben afleck was the last staw though.
Yeah, fuck a buncha Jennifer Lopez (refuse to say -JLo-. ..
)
More f'ugly pretty chicks:
Reese Witherspoon
Renée Zellweger
Mariah Carey
Nicole Kidman
I can agree with all those except Mariah. I'd fuck her insane ass unforgiveably.
I personally think Jessica Simpson is one of the most repulsive celebrities I've ever seen. She does less than nothing for me.
Jessica Simpson has big boobies
jessica simpson and mariah carey are both hot and should not even be mentioned in this thread without accompanying images of their boobs and/or buttocks.
Mariah's body's bangin'. No question. She's a butt-a-face, however. Bag it n' boff it, I suppose.
Sorry, but Jessica Simpson is living proof that all you need is make up, airbrushing and dozens of people to handle your image to be considered "hot."
heh looks like she has a man jaw and hook nose
Amazing how one tends to notice those things when her breasts aren't poking the cameraman in the eye.
so... a bad photograph makes you ignore a hot chicks huge boobs?
thats... not... straight.
I happen to think it's quite heterosexual to not be attracted to ugly, unnatural looking women.
And she's never taken a GOOD picture without tons of makeup, so I think y'all are in love with her makeup, not with her.
she appears to be wearing makeup in that shot -- either about to go out, or about to come home. its just a bad picture.
you can find an unattractive picture of anyone.
either because they're sneezing or lifting something heavy or just waking up in the morning.
the picture in question just looks like she's reacting to someone telling her llance is dieting. anyone would contort as such.
rather, the focus should be portrayed on the image i posted beforehand. thats what this thread is all about.
in that image, jessica looks hot. thus, she's hot.
in no image does, say, christina aguilara look hot. to me, anyway. an early morning shot or a glamor pic. none of them. thus, i dub her unattractive
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you can find an unattractive picture of anyone.
now, you're just being mean.
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she appears to be wearing makeup in that shot
I agree, she looks ugly even with make up on.
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you can find an unattractive picture of anyone.
Nobody has ever found one of me. Or ROY BATTY.
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in that image, jessica looks hot. thus, she's hot.
in no image does, say, christina aguilara look hot. to me, anyway. an early morning shot or a glamor pic. none of them. thus, i dub her unattractive
That's just it, I don't think Simpson EVER looks hot. I think she's ugly, with big breasts, which is the same league as Roseanne Barr to me. She's always overdone and completely unnatural, just like Aguilera. There are countless girls that you pass by on the streets who would look just as good or better if they had dozens of people surrounding them whose job it was to make them look better than everybody else. It just so happens these girls aren't atrocious singers who get famous by being borderline retarded.
You'll understand the attractiveness of big boobs when you hit puberty.
I understand the appeal of Pamela Anderson already!
But I thought by "attractive" y'all mean how their face looks. I mean, right now the defense seems to be that Jessica Simpson doesn't belong here because she's a butterface. So what? Most of the women mentioned here in this thread have great bodies.
I never understood the appeal of Pamela Anderson.
You'll understand the attractiveness of big boobs when you hit puberty.
I dig Pamela, but I can see why some wouldn't as much.
What I think is weird is that Bob starts this thread for people to talk about the women that they just don't get into as much as everybody else, then when someone mentions one of his faves he starts dissing them. I mean, shit, I think not liking Cindy Crawford is pretty gay, but the point of this thread is listing opinions that differ from most everybody else's.
I think Christina and Jessica are bangin'. I actually met Christina in person. Chick is tiny. Like hobbit tiny. Kinda made her hotter. Granted she's no hotter than your random honey at a frat party, but fly nonetheless.
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you can find an unattractive picture of anyone.
I always thought Rob looked quite dashing in that photo. Y'know, in a platonic, non-queer way, of course.
boobies
Nice pics, Wednesday. She defeinitely should not be on that list. She's a fine lookin' honey.
More F'ugly Pretty Chicks:
Julia Stiles
Sarah Jessica Parker
Drew Barrymore
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I always thought Rob looked quite dashing in that photo. Y'know, in a platonic, non-queer way, of course.
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More F'ugly Pretty Chicks:
Julia Stiles
Sarah Jessica Parker
Drew Barrymore
agreed!
I'm gonna have to disagree on Sarah Jessica Parker being a "Fugly Pretty Chick". She's fucking ugly. period.
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I'm gonna have to disagree on Sarah Jessica Parker being a "Fugly Pretty Chick". She's fucking ugly. period.
agreed. She was never attractive.
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Stupid Dogg said:
I'm gonna have to disagree on Sarah Jessica Parker being a "Fugly Pretty Chick". She's fucking ugly. period.
pink is another just plain ugly chick the girl looks like a pig
I think I remember SJP looking pseudo-hot in that coast guard movie w/ Bruce Willis. But yeah...she's still busted.
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why are u posting a pic of a pig?? I thought u were a Dogg
here, have a t-shirt.
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do u make these urself??
Do you have sneaky bunny write your posts?
hey it was a legit question!!
i guess i just don't like being a celebs sex toy. not saying i wouldn't fuck a hot looking woman, or even one that looked alot like certain celebraties, but i wouldn't do the celeb themselves. maybe because since their lives are so public, i know too much about. guess if i want a one night stand, i like to know as little about them as possible.
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i guess i just don't like being a celebs sex toy. not saying i wouldn't fuck a hot looking woman, or even one that looked alot like certain celebraties, but i wouldn't do the celeb themselves. maybe because since their lives are so public, i know too much about. guess if i want a one night stand, i like to know as little about them as possible.
wtf...?
Britney Spears: Ok tonight after the show I want you to come up to my hotel room and be my sex toy. We're going to have mad sex, do tons of drugs and come all over each other.
You: No thanks. I'm not down with being a celebrity's sex toy. Your life is too public.
What kind of fuckin' alternate dimension do you live in where this scenario is logical???
I gotta agree with Fused. If Britney or Charisma Carpenter or Tia Carrerra (sp?) asked me to be their one night stand, no way in hell am I choosing dignity over sweet sweet lovin'.
Y'know, I don't understand what's so great about Jennifer Garner...
Yeah, she, like Sarah Jessica Parker, is kinda horse-faced. I think nerds just like chicks that run around in tight clothes and do kick ass. See Carrie-Anne Moss ala Matrix.
jenny garner does not belong hyah. she may not be model perfect but shes a doll. hot chick kicking ass factor aside.
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Yeah, she, like Sarah Jessica Parker, is kinda horse-faced. I think nerds just like chicks that run around in tight clothes and do kick ass. See Carrie-Anne Moss ala Matrix.
Nerds appreciate women whose striking physical attractiveness (compared to their sisters anyway) is sufficient to distract them from questions of continuity and where to find the cheapest graphics cards.
Her face is kinda weird though...
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I can agree with all those except Mariah. I'd fuck her insane ass unforgiveably.
I'd do her! If only to say that I've fucked Mariah Carey
Back when she was on "Square Pegs" (waaay back when I was in High School), I kind of had a thing for Sarah Jessica Parker.
She was by no means gorgeous but she was cute and seemed like the kind of smart, funny girl who'd actually go out with a comic book reading fanboy like myself
In fact, I still actually like her better looking like that than the way she does now, with her fake blond hair, anorexic bod sunken cheekbones and too tight clothes.
she was and still is ugly
i guess i don't have a thing for anerexic women, regardless of how rich. or fake silicone boobs. i find healthy, natural looking women a big turn on. maybe thats why i really wouldn't fuck a celebraty.
or j-lo.
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She was by no means gorgeous but she was cute and seemed like the kind of smart, funny girl who'd actually go out with a comic book reading fanboy like myself
In fact, I still actually like her better looking like that than the way she does now, with her fake blond hair, anorexic bod sunken cheekbones and too tight clothes.
Oh my, that's ugly.
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jenny garner does not belong hyah.
Good thing she's got that long hair to cover up her face!
I'll let that one slide since youre a Tay fan. . .
I think Jennifer Garner is hot in a girl next door type of way. I have a thing for that type.
she's cute. I never thought she was hot, but very cute. I think something about the way she sometimes smiles puts me off, something about her jawline.
I saw her on a episode of spin city where everytme she smiled she looked retarded.
She's horsefaced. She's cute, and she has a great body, but she's horsefaced.
I wouldn't kick her out of bed or anything, though.
Of course not. Beggars can't be choosers.
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Of course not. Beggars can't be choosers.
Tell that to Billy Bob Thornton.
I'm surprised noone's mentioned Carrie-Anne Moss yet. Her love scene with Keanu Reeves in The Matrix Reloaded has scarred me for life.
A note to the Wachowski Brothers: Two incredibly thin naked people covered in plugs rolling around and groping awkwardly AIN'T SEXY.
I like
Tina Majorino. She's come a long way from
Corrina, Corrina and
Waterworld.
Boom.
Bikkity
Bam!
Sorry, I see the same little girl. I cringed all the way through Napoleon Dynamite.
Well I "grew up" with her, in a sort. So, it's all good with me! 20 next year...
But I'll tell you something: Tina now is a whole lot fuckin' better looking than Sarah in her Square Pegs days!
I'm gonna use my 2100th post to say "true dat" to TK. Furthermore, I'm going to ask: do any of you think Tina Fey is attractive? She was #35 on some top 52 wimmens special on Spike TV and, I have to admit, I'd be willing to hit it multiple times. I think she's a tasty dish!
Tina Fey looks hot in the weekend update skits. The glasses and the way she dresses is a turn on.
I like Tina Fey, but I'm not overly ga-ga for her.
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teh hottness!
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I like Tina Majorino. She's come a long way from Corrina, Corrina and Waterworld.
She was Alice 
!
Damn!
I'd make her my Thursday night!
She's pretty fickity fine!
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I'm gonna have to disagree on Sarah Jessica Parker being a "Fugly Pretty Chick". She's fucking ugly. period.
What about when she was in Girls just want to have fun....you know.....when she was underage and less Witch-like!
Whoops!
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Back when she was on "Square Pegs" (waaay back when I was in High School), I kind of had a thing for Sarah Jessica Parker.
I remember that show very well. Early '80s, right? I think she looks better in her "natural" state than she does now as well. She's not beautiful, but she's got a girl-next-door (I mean REAL girl-next-door, not the porn versions of same) cuteness about her.
Sir, you are not allowed to see the information posted here.
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i dont think she's hideous...<P>...just nothing special.<P>at all.<P>------------------<BR>i have spoken
back in 2000.....Rob had shit for taste.
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I'm gonna use my 2100th post to say "true dat" to TK. Furthermore, I'm going to ask: do any of you think Tina Fey is attractive? She was #35 on some top 52 wimmens special on Spike TV and, I have to admit, I'd be willing to hit it multiple times. I think she's a tasty dish!
post 2100!
yeah!
plus, i'd tap tina fey.
I take the definition of unattractive attractive chicks to mean girls who are held up as "it girl" icons of beauty, that are in truth not attractive at all.
Three I agree with:
Pamela Anderson
Sarah Jessica Parker
Paris Hilton
A few more I'd add to the list:
Tara Reid
Lindsey Lohan
Molly Ringwald
Andi McDowell
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Sarah Jessica Parker
"They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on television, and she looks like a foot!"
I do have disagree with you on Andi McDowell, however; I would SOOOOO hit that.
Fused said:
More F'ugly Pretty Chicks:
Julia Stiles
Sarah Jessica Parker
Drew Barrymore
agreed!
Gah!
Usually I think she's decent in a "girl next door" sort of way but....damn....that's fugly.
I think the outfit makes Drew Barrymore look heavier than she is.
But I think she's gorgeous. And I like her in virtually all of the movies I've seen her in.
Halle Barry is another girl who I think is vastly over-rated.
Sandra Bullock is another. Bullock has a sweet personality (or at least she did early on in many of her roles) but I think she carries it on personality, and is pretty average in the looks department.
I think the outfit makes Drew Barrymore look heavier than she is.
Actually it's her bloated face that looks kind of like Elvis in drag I was thinking of.
Sandra Bullock is another. Bullock has a sweet personality (or at least she did early on in many of her roles) but I think she carries it on personality, and is pretty average in the looks department.
We're going to have to agree to disagree on that. Bullock is by no means the hottest woman on earth but she is far above average. I've never seen a pic of her where she isn't at least cute, especially for a 46 year old woman.
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Drew Barrymore is a crack whore has been that cleans up nicely.
Drew Barrymore is a crack whore has been that cleans up nicely.
A
very successful producer-crackwhore, and one of the richest and most successful women in Hollywood.
I don't know where the crack-whore allegation comes from.
I have no idea what she's like in real life, but I like the type-cast personality she often has in her movies.
http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20119356,00.htmlYou defending her on a message board she will never see will not make her want to sleep with you.
She's too old for Wonderboy's tastes.
or maybe he's still pining for her character in Firestarter.
The movie I like Drew Barrymore best in is The Wedding Singer
I didn't like her till then. She was stuck in a bad-girl stage I didn't care for prior to that.
Non-sequitor.
You should be begging forgiveness of your sock drawer. Or whoever has to wash the crusty things.
I do have disagree with you on Andi McDowell, however; I would SOOOOO hit that.
Someone else want to take this one?
It's a gift.
I do have disagree with you on Andi McDowell, however; I would SOOOOO hit that.
Someone else want to take this one?
It's a gift.
What? McDowell? Snarf? (Eww.) The quote?
The quote.
The theme of the response should have to do with Snarf hitting anything.
The quote.
The theme of the response should have to do with Snarf hitting anything.
Is he 40?
Julliette Lewis
A bit on the white trashy side, but
damn does she turn me on!
In movies like From Dusk Till Dawn and Cape Fear. She has a personality that makes her sexy way beyond her looks. Though I haven't seen her do a new movie in a long time, I love her in the films she's known for.
