Did anybuddah here ever watch those? I've got a list of Briana Banks and other clips that I want to jack off to first, but I'm curious if Paris and the other attention whore skank know how to really FUCK or not.
I read somewhere that Paris looked a dead lay...no passion at all.
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I could see that but Kardarshian looks like she would break your dick off.
I just got done smacking my dick around to Edyta from "Dancing with the Soft Core Porn Stars", and saw that Kim was on the show.
Kim seems to be another self-obsessed skank who couldn't FUCK her way out of a brown paper bag.
Never say Kim's tape but what I saw of the Paris Hilton tape was boring or worse. It was all shot in grainy "nightvision" and she had the personality of a dead fish.
She just lays there with her one and only "model in the spotlight" (heh) look. I don't remember if she says anything, which is fine cause she's annoying as fuck. You wouldn't like her anyway JLA, she's flat.
Jerky jerky!
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15000+ posts Mon Sep 22 2008 11:55 PM Reading a post
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Thread: The Kim Kardarshian and Paris Hilton FUCK tapes...
I only saw the paris one and yeah she looks like she's half sleep and is not feeling it.
the paris tape was mostly worthless, but she sucks dick like a champ.
kim's tape was pretty tame. and she looks a lot better in photoshop.
Back in the day I got more pop ups than I could describe of Paris Hilton's fugly mug and glowing eyes bobbing up on down on some dude's shaft in night vision. These almost always automatically playing videos or animated gifs.
A while back I remember helping remove almost a gig worth of Adware and Malware from my eight year old cousin's POS iMac back in the day and all sorts of pop ups kept coming up from Paris Hilton to Ravished Brides, penis enlargement pills, pyramid schemes, weight loss scams, scat porn, beheadings, necrophilia, bestiality, ponygirl fantasies, watersports, fucking machines, deepthroat gagging, toilet playing, furries, bukkake, guro, and all sorts of fucked up shit my cousin shouldn't have been allowed to see. When I ran Spybot for some reason a the Paris Hilton video began to play and lagged the computer so bad it took eight minutes to close the window.
I have seen parts of the Kim K video. It's pretty tame but I admit there was liftoff.
darkknight25 content User 25+ posts Fri Oct 03 2008 01:01 AM Reading a post
Forum: Women
Thread: The Kim Kardarshian and Paris Hilton FUCK tapes...
Both were boring. Paris's was green, grainy, and annoying (it was Paris after all). Kim's was proof positive that the girl's a really shitty actress.
man that debate really got to you didnt it?
Insurgent content User 25+ posts 31 seconds ago Reading a post
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Thread: The Kim Kardarshian and Paris Hilton FUCK tapes...
That's right. Promod already lined her up for Catwoman.
