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Posted By: McGurk Who's the most dateable video game character? - 2005-04-09 8:04 AM


Gwaelin from the original Dragon Warrior.

You rescue her. She says "Do you love me?" You say "Yes." She says "I love you too."
You carry Gwaelin's love around, as it is necessary to keep. You slay the Dragonlord and leave for the next adventure. Gwaelin says "May I join you?" you say "Yes."

No regrets, no guessing games, no mooching, no indifference.
You know you're a video game nerd when you actually consider this question ;p
It was Pariah's idea!
Uhuh.........sure :P
Well shucks. Maybe I'm wrong and Nintendo decided to leave out the part where Gwaelin says "Wait!... Do you love me because you need me or do you need me because you love me?"
MS PACMAN! she has those blowjob lips and those come fuck me eyes!
heh,
i got two power pellets for her to swallow!
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PrincessElisa said:
Uhuh.........sure :P




Actually he's right. It was my idea....
will you hand get jealous?
Pary's what happened to, " You're the one who decided to date, not me" hrms???????? Changed your mind all of a sudden?!?
"hrms"?
I meant hmmmmmm but added in the r ;p
bsams, don't forget Ms. Pac Man needs the stork to deliver Baby Pac Man; Remember act III?
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PrincessElisa said:
Pary's what happened to, " You're the one who decided to date, not me" hrms???????? Changed your mind all of a sudden?!?




Polygons are much more responsive than actual wimmins.
Ok ok......point made I can't counteract your math logic :P
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PrincessElisa said:
Pary's what happened to, " You're the one who decided to date, not me" hrms???????? Changed your mind all of a sudden?!?




Polygons are much more responsive than actual wimmins.




Especially after Nintendo invented the Super FX chip for Star Fox and Stunt Race FX!
Sounds like Pariahs been having fun down at the morgue again!
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Pariah said:
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PrincessElisa said:
Pary's what happened to, " You're the one who decided to date, not me" hrms???????? Changed your mind all of a sudden?!?




Polygons are much more responsive than actual wimmins.



You've been messin' with the wrong wimmins.
Posted By: Kaz Re: Who's the most dateable video game character? - 2005-04-10 3:26 AM
Or he hasn't been messing with any.
Well that's their fault for not having bloodlust and penises.
in pariahs defense he seems to be trying to make it with the princessElissa guy.....
Whatever bsams.........you've been trying to do that for a few months
dude, youve got issues.
I've got over 2000.
they have a tpb you know.
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MS PACMAN! she has those blowjob lips and those come fuck me eyes!




Plus she swallows!
We talkin datable or fuckable her fellahs? Leagues of difference, not to mention interest.
It's in the subject.

But that's just me.

Quitters are UNdateable.
Lara Craft.

She obviously doesn't eat much and she'd kill anyone who stands in our way.
But does she swallow like Ms. Pac Man?
Jessica from "Lunar: Silver Star Story."
Front page!

Waka waka doodle yeah!
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MisterJLA said:
But does she swallow like Ms. Pac Man?





true dat!
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McGurk said:
Front page!

Waka waka doodle yeah!




heh
Although years ago I did have a button/icon once for a South Park episode..

For this topic I was originally gonna say Samus Aran, but it would almost be like marrying a police officer or a super hero; every time they leave for work you fear they may not make it back home.
I had the same instinct. You want to say Samus, but...
Princess Peach? Nah, she's too needy, and she's a slut.
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MisterJLA said:
But does she swallow like Ms. Pac Man?



Lara Craft has no fear. You think a little Jason juice is gonna make her squirm?
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Princess Peach? Nah, she's too needy, and she's a slut.



Princess Peach likes men who know how to handle a pipe.

Super Mario 64 tells me so.
She also likes guys that can handle P-wings!

Yeah I have no idea what that means...
And I thought MY joke was the worst ever.
I'm gonna go with Annah from Planescape: Torment. Any chick who's hot, has a prehensile tale, and is voiced by Sheena Easton (love that accent!) is the one for me.
I'll take Ms. Pacman.
Mai. That's a genuine cockgobbler there.
post pics you lazyass...
Ass of laziness!
Reset.

How could I leave out Samus Aran? She's got guts without equal.
Master Chief has a nice voice...
My vote goes to The Boss:



Sure she's sixty......And dead. But it hardly shows.
Jimminy jillicers, and I'm only "like 20 something". No matter...
I was waiting for you to put that back up JLA.
Dude, weak.
There's some very appealing about a Bond villian with a cyber-enchanced eye.





What can I say? I always had a spot for hot villians...
Blood Rayne?
I also got to give an honorable mention to Dixie Clements and Miss Spencer from Rumble Roses. Mm-mm fine!
I'm sorry if my being aroused by video game females wrestling in mud offends you.


Hot villian...guns...bombs...er...where was I?




Sure...he's like a cyborg or something like that. I don't discriminate.
I'd like to take this time to re-post my choice:

My vote goes to The Boss:



Sure she's sixty......And dead. But it hardly shows.
Back in those days they were made to last.
Leon Kennedy...from RE: 4.
I don't like his haircut...
Yeah...but it's all about those eyes...
true...



Most certainly Alyx Vance.
MisterJLA, can I trouble you for a poll with every character mentioned in this thread?
Cowgirl Jack Rule no. 7: you can't go wrong with men with guns...plus he makes it very hard to join the dark side with those baby brown eyes. Granted, I have a soft spot in my heart for villians, but this dude has a space ship. And he's not a pansy like Anakin or Luke, so it all works out in my book.





i would have to say Zelda.

she can "triforce"-ing me to do whatever she wants...
Oh, what the hell...







I would like to refer to Cowgirl Rule No. 7 -- Men with Guns are Hot. God Bless you, Sam Fisher...you are all man, and plus, I think it's kind of kinky you don't make any noise in the dark.

(Okay, it was a bad joke. I admit it...)
 Originally Posted By: Jeremy
Princess Peach? Nah, she's too needy, and she's a slut.


No wonder she was kidnapped 12 times.

Hotchie motchie. Someone went and done it...


Soul Calibur fucked Snarf
Originally Posted by Irwin Schwab
MS PACMAN! she has those blowjob lips and those come fuck me eyes!

Maybe this explains why she's being rebooted out of re-releases.
Originally Posted by McGurk
Originally Posted by Irwin Schwab
MS PACMAN! she has those blowjob lips and those come fuck me eyes!

Maybe this explains why she's being rebooted out of re-releases.


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Super Mario Girl rises to the top of the list.

Although these are cosplayers from conventions, not the video version.
Originally Posted by PrincessElisa
You know you're a video game nerd when you actually consider this question ;p


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Originally Posted by Susan Laney
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If you're so 'organized', why are you posting this under a discussion about video game characters? Were you sent here by BSAMS The Fumbler who couldn't raise his IQ in an elevator?
Originally Posted by McGurk
BSAMS The Fumbler who couldn't raise his IQ in an elevator?


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