I'm an illegal machine!

RKMBs

Call the police!

Why?

He's illegal. It's their area of expertise.

But he has never explained why he`s illegal!
Is it cause he`s underage?

Wonderful. You are truly a master of disguise.

What?

HA! Like you don't know.

quote:
Originally posted by Tony Stark:
Call the police!

Leave Sting be!

I'll be watching you.

I'm looking forward to it.

dont stand so close to me.

Da doo doo doo.

I don't speak Ewok, or Wookie, or whatever the hell it is you just said.

[ 12-31-2001: Message edited by: Illegal Machine ]

It's Synchronicity!

I'll send an SOS to the world.

I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle.

But it's my destiny to be the king of pain!

Theres no time,this time!

RRRRRRRRRRRoxanne!

Murder by numbers

:) I am the Ill Mac. :)

And I am not. [sad]

I`m just ill!

Reset.

every little thing she does is magic

I was hoping it was the Ill Mac come to wipe all the filth from these boards.

RACK Dave.

Why?

quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
I was hoping it was the Ill Mac come to wipe all the filth from these boards.

Oh.

Didn't I say something like that once?

Yes, RACK you too, lying deleter.

[who, me?]

this thread too much.

Quote:

Tony Stark said:
Call the police!

RACK Drzsmith. This is one of those threads that never stops being funny.

Who?

Anonymous!

Quote:

Kristogar Velo said:
RACK Drzsmith. This is one of those threads that never stops being funny.

RACK you too, Velo.

I am the Ill Mac.

Call the police!

what does Sting have to do with anything?

Quote:

Nowhereman said:
But he has never explained why he`s illegal!
Is it cause he`s underage?

Among other things!

Quote:

Kristogar Velo said:
Call the police!

Nicely played...

Quote:

Kristogar Velo said:
RACK Drzsmith. This is one of those threads that never stops being funny.

Brushing up on my archaeology skills...

Bless you.

This is one of the funnier threads in the glorious history of the RKMBs.

It's a testament to the greatness of Drzsmith, our Lord and Master.

I guess he really is the real Ill Mac.

No, that's me!

For the love of Pete, can't you guys share?

There's room for plenty of illegal machines around here!

Hey! Hey! Leave this little jewel on page one, people!

Am I the Ultimate Ultimate Jaburg53?

Whoa.

Quote:

MisterJLA said:
No, that's me!

Quote:

JLA’s mooted alliance with other ‘forum with many names’ moderators was stillborn. It seemed as though only a massive stroke of good fortune could save his invasion plans. Yet at this crucial juncture he was to suffer a further setback from an unlikely source. It was not a military defeat but a legal challenge; one that was to undermine his authority and further diminish him in the eyes of his men.

A few months before announcing his invasion plans JLA had bestowed on himself the title of The Ill Mac in an extravagant coronation witnessed by his followers. However only a few days after the ceremony, three other Incandescent residents, all claiming to be The Ill Mac, sought legal mediation.

Judge Silas Yaundle: “I was given to understand that the title: The Ill Mac implied uniqueness and superiority over all other men. While three of the plaintiffs – each of them a Platonic specimen of the alpha male - could be said to have some legitimate claim on the title, it was clear to me from the beginning of the trial that a simpering, barely human creature such as JLA had no grounds for calling himself The Ill Mac. He was unable to breakdance, his free-styling lacked conviction while his lead flow was far removed from dope. Throughout the trial, the other claimants continuously referred to JLA as ‘bitch’. It was obvious that they regarded him as a subservient individual.

“In my summing up of the case I was able to appropriate some of the street slang used by the claimants much to the amusement and delight of the assembled media.”

The Incandescent Civil War: An Historical Perspective

This thread should really be headlined.

If only we had a moderator. What do you think?

I seem to recall that JLA or BSAMS or someone had written up a pretty good list of qualifications to be a mod.

There's qualifications to be a mod? But wednesdays a mod of half the forums here?
Or is that just because of affirmative action?

basically...........plus those pics he has of Rob and Llance.

Should this thread be in my classic thread link thread?

Yes.

Owner of a lonely heart.

Heh.

Rob hates me too much to make me a mod.

Just ask him, he'll tell you.

Love Over Gold

You walk out on the high wire
you're a dancer on thin ice
you pay no heed to the danger
and less to advice
your footsteps are forbidden
but with a knowledge of your sin
you throw your love to all the strangers
and caution to the wind

And you go dancing through doorways
just to see what you will find
leaving nothing to interfere
with the crazy balance of your mind
and when you finally reappear
at the place where you came in
you've thrown your love to all the strangers
and caution to the wind

It takes love over gold
and mind over matter
to do what you do that you must
when the things that you hold
can fall and be shattered
or run through your fingers like dust

Thread slippage!

tooo much KY jelly would do that

Reset.

RACK Sammitch!

Add that to the sig!

Do you know who else is an illegal machine?
David Hasselhoff

Quote:

Chris Oakley said:
P.S.As if I don't have enough drama in my life,my brother was arrested this afternoon after we got in an argument.

Stop soiling this beautiful thread. First the Hasselfruit and now Oakley quotations?

The Ill Mac is gonna come back here and kick all our asses if you don't watch out...

Quote:

Chris Oakley said:
P.S.As if I don't have enough drama in my life,my brother was arrested this afternoon after we got in an argument.

The ill mac is supporting my spamming.

Aw hell...

Dammit!

Don't worry Sammitch, I just called the police!

But Sting's already asleep!

I'll send an SOS to the world!

I'll be watching you!

ha.

Quote:

backwards7 said:
Can I have your pencil sharpener?

No slippage of this thread! It should be illegal!

reset, beeyotches.

RACK Sammitch.

J
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NOOOOOOOOO Jla...don't tell me you watch American Idol...PLEASE SAY NO!!!!!!

Quote:

MisterJLA said:
RACK Sammitch.

Bless you.

Archaeology can be fun!

reset

So how much does an ATM machine cost thease days?

I miss Sammys.

bump

This might be my favorite thread ever.

Quote:

I am the Ill Mac said:
I am the Ill Mac.

Quote:

Tony Stark said:
Call the police!

Quote:

Animalman said:
This might be my favorite thread ever.

Make up your mind!

UCK DA POLÏCE!

reset

yeah!

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wOOt wOOt!

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces Judith Viorst

Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets Milton Zelman, publisher of "Chocolate News"

reset...

I HEARD THE BELLS ON CHRISTMAS DAY

(Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)

I heard the bells on Christmas day
Their old familiar carols play,
And wild and sweet the words repeat
Of peace on earth, good will to men.

I thought how, as the day had come,
The belfries of all Christendom
Had rolled along th' unbroken song
Of peace on earth, good will to men.

And in despair I bowed my head
"There is no peace on earth," I said,
"For hate is strong and mocks the song
Of peace on earth, good will to men."

Then pealed the bells more loud and deep:
"God is not dead, nor doth He sleep;
The wrong shall fail, the right prevail
With peace on earth, good will to men."

Till ringing, singing on its way
The world revolved from night to day,
A voice, a chime, a chant sublime
Of peace on earth, good will to men.

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd bump

Quote:

MisterJLA said:
RACK Sammitch!

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

Quote:

MisterJLA said:
RACK Sammitch!

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

Quote:

MisterJLA said:
RACK Sammitch!

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

Quote:

MisterJLA said:
RACK Sammitch!

Where does the time go?

No really, I am The Ill Mac.

I am the Ill Mac.