I figured she was OK with the break-up, as she's the one who initiated it. But I found some paw prints on my bedroom window and the smell of acrid urine on the outside wall.

Just when I thought I was safe...

I guess I should have pissed in the toilet.

Why, you...

I always thought Drzsmith was one of Uschi's alt IDs.

Holy Hannah!

HOLY SPOODGE CAKES!

I should really try to sell spoodge cakes. There is a market for it. Who is buying all the penis pasta?

Same people who buy Vagina Ravioli.

What goes good with vagina? Red or white wine?

Red Wine? (Shudder)

Red red wine?