I'll admit you people have done some funny shit in the past. Even the closing of Athanon was funny in retrospect (an entire website shutting it's doors because of some Kurt Angle posts is ludicrous and humorous). The Carinna Winters bit.
I think the types of shenanigans you pull are juvenile, but I suppose that's the point.
Truly, I just want any of you to admit that you enjoy seeing these people on this board and others emulating your trademarked ways. I know you have to get pleasure out of it. And I want some of these drones around here to admit that's what they are doing. Following in your shadows. That's all. As long as they are aware of it I don't care. I personally think it's amazing how you've amassed a group of people , fairly large, that acts a whole lot like you.
Of course, they aren't as original, aren't as funny. But They act like your little brothers and sisters.
This shit is my house!
MY HOUSE!
You know what I wanted to remain neutral you know just have fun and stuff and let you rot away in your own "Nature Boy" loathing little world, but this post unfortunately insults me.
So you wanna wander in my house and piss in my cereal?
You wanna talk your trash and insult the entire posting community because you angry against a small supposed faction contained within?
Just don't act like your not responsible when youve alienated yourself from everyone on these forums.
Why, it's true.
Plus, I'm bored with the internet.
Yea, I use Bsams tactics so fuck you. It's all in good fun.
And yes sometimes the fun must only selfishly be mine.
I'm sure if you looked harder you can find some more of that gay barnyard porn you like so much.
quote:
Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53:
I'm sure if you looked harder you can find some more of that gay barnyard porn you like so much.
Wah! I'm Jaburg my pussy hurts!
quote:
Originally posted by Rue de Nocturne:
I'm sure if my old message board had stayed open just two more days I couldve been the meat in a NBs sandwich.
UNCLEAN!!!!!!!
quote:
Originally posted by Rue de Nocturne:
I didn't say that!
No, but you were thinking it twinkee.
Your whole thing. You know the thing you do around here? Well, it's kind of like aRob liefeld swipe. Only with Rob you have to hunt his swipes down. With you it's patently obvious.
What? Do you need me to cut your steak for you junior?
quote:
Originally posted by Rue de Nocturne:
I'll admit you people have pooped some funny shits in the toilet. Even the coming into the closet of Rob was funny in retrospect (an entire person shutting it's ass because of some Kurt Angle penises is ludwig van beethoven and johan sebastian bach). The Real Oprah bit.
I think the types of levers you pull are green, but I suppose that's the colour of her kind.
Tryst, I just want your sex to admit that you enjoy seeing these people on this board and others emulating your trademarked console video games. I know you have to get some candy out of the grocery store, and I want some of these martians around here to admit that's what they are eating. Nightwing in your bleeding face. That's all, folks. The large ass they are entitled to I can't have. I personally think it's amazing how you've love you all the time, fairy magic, that acts a whole play for the kids.
Of your concern, they aren't as origami, aren't as bunny. But They eat like midget hamsters and strippers.
It's pixie dust not fairy magic.
quote:
Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53:
You know what I wanted to remain neutral you know just have fun and stuff and let you rot away in your own "Nature Boy" loathing little world, but this post unfortunately insults me.
So you wanna wander in my house and piss in my cereal?
You wanna talk your trash and insult the entire posting community because you angry against a small supposed faction contained within?
Just don't act like your not responsible when youve alienated yourself from everyone on these forums.
I still don't see any vengeance and furious anger.Yawn.
Jaburg, I think your manbreasts are showing.
quote:
Originally posted by Rue de Nocturne:
And I want some of these drones around here to admit that's what they are doing. Following in your shadows. That's all. As long as they are aware of it I don't care. I personally think it's amazing how you've amassed a group of people , fairly large, that acts a whole lot like you.
Of course, they aren't as original, aren't as funny. But They act like your little brothers and sisters.
Sure I admit it. Who gives a flying fuck? I've never once considered myself among the ranks of the NB's. Their funny as hell like you said and I can respect that.
If only a NB and their imatators can spam threads and start trouble over the internet then sure I imatate them. It's funny to see how worked up some losers can get over something from someone they don't even know. Kinda like you I suppose.
You're a good little clay drone. Molded by Nature hands.
Your kind of a one trick pony huh Rue.
With what? I told you my purpose. You admitted you were a BSAMS lite and so I completed my mission. You said some shit about being mad so I assumed you'd attack, but you disappeared.
I'm single-minded in my purpose. Kinda like you are of the natureboy uni-mind.
I'm sorry I see you borrow some of Mxy's tricks too.
...I've probably burned tons of your things. Can't remember to forget you.
See how quick your mind is now that you're free?
Is that a particle accelerator?
I get that feeling around some people who shall remain nameless.
![[humina humina]](graemlins/love.gif)
quote:
Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53:
Yea, I use Bsams tactics so fuck you. It's all in good fun.
And yes sometimes the fun must only selfishly be mine.
How about some Llancing?!?!?!
No Llancing.
At least...
Not yet.
Who came up with the word Llancing? That's pretty good.
quote:
Originally posted by Rue de Nocturne:
Is that a particle accelerator?
I get that feeling around some people who shall remain nameless.
quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
It was a natural!
It was a natural for who?
quote:
Originally posted by Rue de Nocturne:
quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
It was a natural!
It was a natural for who?
Maybe he means The Natural?
Dunuh!....Dananununuh!....Dunuh!...Danununununuh!
Actually there is QUOTE function here...
quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
the boys.
There is unfortunately no translate function though. Ya know, "the boys", balls, nuts?
In context it was pretty funny.
Alyssa or LLance? I'm so confused!
![[you sunnuva...]](images/icons/mad.gif)
On that note I'll see ya later. I can't afford another banning right now.
Its a given for us.
I coulda told ya that before we started.
and this one clinched it!
quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
KURT ANGLE!
groovy. pop open some brewskis and let's celebrate.
Sorry Im at work....
only anti-psycotics for me right now...
then I shall drink for you.
Whiskey, gin and brandy
With a glass I'm pretty handy
I'm trying to walk a straight line
On sour mash and cheap wine
So join me for a drink boys
We're gonna make a big noise
So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the cheque
We'll get hell to pay
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me
Come on
Dizzy, drunk and fightin'
On tequila white lightnin'
My glass is getting shorter
On whiskey, ice and water
So come on and have a good time
And get blinded out of your mind
So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the cheque
We'll get hell to pay
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me
Get stoned
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Come on
Oooh
Gonna roll around
Gonna hit the ground
Take another swing
Have another drink
Gonna drink it dry
Gonna get me high
Come on all the boys
Make a noise
CHORUS
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink oooooooon me
Everybody needs a llancing at one time or another!
![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
So...where do I fit into this "Nature Boy" equation? I'm the guy everybody makes fun of...including myself!
My pics are so famous I now have people stopping me on the street. I'm quite often buzzed by the WEBN traffic copter because gawkers foolishly crash into one another while honking their car horns at me in traffic! I can't even go out to eat in public w/o some "Nature Boy" drones storming my table asking for autographs! Did you know that several busboys have asked me to take off my shirt so they could see first hand my massive man-boobies? Did you know several waitresses have given me their tip money to put my shirt back on? My world is all one big "Nature Boy" merry-go-round and I must ask if there is truly anything wrong with that?!? Huh? Huh? Huh?
I've NEVER considered llance a NBer, though he seems to claim that title regularly. He's just a phat-phoeker who indeed rides the coat tails of true NBers
![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif)
. (Like Mxy
![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
, and BSAMS
, and THE Franta
)
I've always been the "Lone Ranger"(ask Drzsmith
![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
), never a true NBer, and not really wanting to be one either.
But boy I had fun during those "powderkeg days"!!
The True Nature Boys can't take all the credit, but as long as everyone's Meeking, Mokking, and generally pissing on the establishment, then I'm SO there!
![[cool]](images/icons/cool.gif)
There are no Nature boyz!
<ahem> Well, yes, who dosen't know that?
![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif)
quote:
Originally posted by theory9:
Why are you still here?
Are you talking to me?
quote:
Originally posted by LLance:
Everybody needs a llancing at one time or another!
So...where do I fit into this "Nature Boy" equation? I'm the guy everybody makes fun of...including myself!
My pics are so famous I now have people stopping me on the street. I'm quite often buzzed by the WEBN traffic copter because gawkers foolishly crash into one another while honking their car horns at me in traffic! I can't even go out to eat in public w/o some "Nature Boy" drones storming my table asking for autographs! Did you know that several busboys have asked me to take off my shirt so they could see first hand my massive man-boobies? Did you know several waitresses have given me their tip money to put my shirt back on? My world is all one big "Nature Boy" merry-go-round and I must ask if there is truly anything wrong with that?!? Huh? Huh? Huh?
You are the "Whore of Babylon".
Ric Flair is a Natureboy.
quote:
Originally posted by Rue de Nocturne:
Ric Flair is a Natureboy.
If there was such a thing, I suppose he would be.
Wrong,Ric Flair is THE Natureboy!
quote:
Originally posted by Rue de Nocturne:
On that note I'll see ya later. I can't afford another banning right now.
Sure martinedmikemarcus, suuuuure
LOL! :lol:
Not really. That joke has grown cobwebs.
as long as i get the laughs, I WIN!!
That's the kind of attitude I'm talking about.
You win the boobie prize,
Midget.
What the hell is a Captain Howdy?
Wouldnt you like to know!
Howdy, and good morning.
Is it anything like a morning glory?
quote:
Originally posted by LLance:
Everybody needs a llancing at one time or another!
So...where do I fit into this "Nature Boy" equation? I'm the guy everybody makes fun of...including myself!
My pics are so famous I now have people stopping me on the street. I'm quite often buzzed by the WEBN traffic copter because gawkers foolishly crash into one another while honking their car horns at me in traffic! I can't even go out to eat in public w/o some "Nature Boy" drones storming my table asking for autographs! Did you know that several busboys have asked me to take off my shirt so they could see first hand my massive man-boobies? Did you know several waitresses have given me their tip money to put my shirt back on? My world is all one big "Nature Boy" merry-go-round and I must ask if there is truly anything wrong with that?!? Huh? Huh? Huh?
One of the fuckin funniest things I ve ever seen you post Llance!
but you forgot to mention how Quesada and Gail Simone have nightmares about you!
quote:
Originally posted by Captain Howdy:
Wrong,Ric Flair is THE Natureboy!
quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
quote:
Originally posted by LLance:
Everybody needs a llancing at one time or another!
So...where do I fit into this "Nature Boy" equation? I'm the guy everybody makes fun of...including myself!
My pics are so famous I now have people stopping me on the street. I'm quite often buzzed by the WEBN traffic copter because gawkers foolishly crash into one another while honking their car horns at me in traffic! I can't even go out to eat in public w/o some "Nature Boy" drones storming my table asking for autographs! Did you know that several busboys have asked me to take off my shirt so they could see first hand my massive man-boobies? Did you know several waitresses have given me their tip money to put my shirt back on? My world is all one big "Nature Boy" merry-go-round and I must ask if there is truly anything wrong with that?!? Huh? Huh? Huh?
One of the fuckin funniest things I ve ever seen you post Llance!
but you forgot to mention how Quesada and Gail Simone have nightmares about you!
Gail make Larry's pee pee tickle!
quote:
Originally posted by Grimm:
quote:
Originally posted by Captain Howdy:
Wrong,Ric Flair is THE Natureboy!
he looks inredibly gay there...
quote:
Originally posted by Kinda Sorta:
I've NEVER considered llance a NBer, though he seems to claim that title regularly. He's just a phat-phoeker who indeed rides the coat tails of true NBers . (Like Mxy , and BSAMS , and THE Franta )
I've always been the "Lone Ranger"(ask Drzsmith ), never a true NBer, and not really wanting to be one either.
But boy I had fun during those "powderkeg days"!!
The True Nature Boys can't take all the credit, but as long as everyone's Meeking, Mokking, and generally pissing on the establishment, then I'm SO there!
Ahem! I've attended NatureBoy Con I, II, and III you freaking meek mokking wannabe! You can't even get an invite! I bitch-slapped theAngryBatman while you were trying to figure out where the on switch was at on your computer! I have a whole message board of Legion Bitches afraid to look at my image let alone stand up to me and try to make some kind of lame defense for their lame attitude towards me! As far as you being the "Lone Ranger" I think that was where you were placed a long time ago by the Nature Boys and now you just act like it was your idea all along! So...no hard feelings Kinda Sorta...when you get a real user name maybe we'll let you play w/ us Big Boys! I'm sure you'll enjoy fondling our genitals!
quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
quote:
Originally posted by LLance:
Everybody needs a llancing at one time or another!
So...where do I fit into this "Nature Boy" equation? I'm the guy everybody makes fun of...including myself!
My pics are so famous I now have people stopping me on the street. I'm quite often buzzed by the WEBN traffic copter because gawkers foolishly crash into one another while honking their car horns at me in traffic! I can't even go out to eat in public w/o some "Nature Boy" drones storming my table asking for autographs! Did you know that several busboys have asked me to take off my shirt so they could see first hand my massive man-boobies? Did you know several waitresses have given me their tip money to put my shirt back on? My world is all one big "Nature Boy" merry-go-round and I must ask if there is truly anything wrong with that?!? Huh? Huh? Huh?
One of the fuckin funniest things I ve ever seen you post Llance!
but you forgot to mention how Quesada and Gail Simone have nightmares about you!
I'll never in my life understand why Joe Quesada ran at the sight of me or why Gail Simone makes my pee pee tick..., I mean Larry's pee pee tickle!
You have all the right parts in all the right places. You are THE brick shithouse.
Well he got the shit bit right!
Is the shit brit ROY or you?
Drive hammmered.
Get nailed.
quote:
Originally posted by MisterJLA:
Enjoy every sandwich.
youre a good man gayla dont let Uschi tell you otherewise...
..............
RACK Jaburg and Pac-Man...
Happy B-Day Mr. GayJLA!! Did you get a big one?
For my birthday, I was sent this picture...
That guy is one of your gay boyfriends, isn't he? Know how I can tell? He's
not facing the boobies as he gropes them!
quote:
Originally posted by LLance:
Happy B-Day Mr. GayJLA!! Did you get a big one?
RACK LLance and THE Franta...
quote:
Originally posted by MisterJLA:
RACK LLance and THE Franta...
Did you notice how you were facing my incredible man boobies as you looked at them Mr. GayJLA? That is what makes you so gay! ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
quote:
Originally posted by LLance:
quote:
Originally posted by Kinda Sorta:
I've NEVER considered llance a NBer, though he seems to claim that title regularly. He's just a phat-phoeker who indeed rides the coat tails of true NBers . (Like Mxy , and BSAMS , and THE Franta )
I've always been the "Lone Ranger"(ask Drzsmith ), never a true NBer, and not really wanting to be one either.
But boy I had fun during those "powderkeg days"!!
The True Nature Boys can't take all the credit, but as long as everyone's Meeking, Mokking, and generally pissing on the establishment, then I'm SO there!
Ahem! I've attended NatureBoy Con I, II, and III you freaking meek mokking wannabe! You can't even get an invite! I bitch-slapped theAngryBatman while you were trying to figure out where the on switch was at on your computer! I have a whole message board of Legion Bitches afraid to look at my image let alone stand up to me and try to make some kind of lame defense for their lame attitude towards me! As far as you being the "Lone Ranger" I think that was where you were placed a long time ago by the Nature Boys and now you just act like it was your idea all along! So...no hard feelings Kinda Sorta...when you get a real user name maybe we'll let you play w/ us Big Boys! I'm sure you'll enjoy fondling our genitals!
Knowing I can get under your skin at any time: PRICELESS!!
PIKA FUCKIN' CHOO!
Under my skin? Nah! Not even close!
Under one of the folds of skin,yes!
quote:
Originally posted by LLance:
Under my skin? Nah! Not even close!
Sure llamce suuuuuure.
What in Hell does a Rue de Nocturne mean anyway?
Speak english you Frenchie.
quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Under one of the folds of skin,yes!
Not unlike you being under my nuts!
quote:
Originally posted by Kinda Sorta:
quote:
Originally posted by LLance:
Under my skin? Nah! Not even close!
Sure llamce suuuuuure.
If I was pissed you and everybody else would definitely know it! Just ask FNB or anybody that was around when me and that miscreant went at one another for several weeks!
quote:
Originally posted by LLance:
quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Under one of the folds of skin,yes!
Not unlike you being under my nuts!
I might be short but I aint that small!
Hmmm...you have and always were a obsessive little wanker, eh?
I hate when old guys scold me.....
But I still love you LLance.
Quote:
Burt Ward said:
But I still love you LLance.
Shhh Boy Wonder! Nobody must know that I'm secretely AdamWest!
