I'm a coward.
I call the police on people that make alt ids of my family members.
I wet the bed.
I'm voting for obama so the black people I hand out welfare checks to don't kill me.
I'm unable to think for myself.
I post at forums with mindless sheep who are more retarded than me.
I think the world revolves around politics.
I believe that if you can't link to it or find a youtube clip it can't be real.
I paint my family and I in black face so we can learn how it is to be black.
I hate white people even though I'm white.
I hate successful people.
I hate money.
I hate America.
I'm voting for Obama because the media told me to.

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We know this already!

But what about the rumors that you beat your wife? Can you address that?

made. of. gold.

I think he just beats other people's wives 'cause he couldn't take his own wife in a fight.

So, that is why Zweig's wife left him.

Conspiracy theory is a term that originally was a neutral descriptor for any claim of civil, criminal or political conspiracy. However, it has become largely pejorative and used almost exclusively to refer to any fringe theory which explains a historical or current event as the result of a secret plot by conspirators of almost superhuman power and cunning.
Conspiracy theories are viewed with skepticism by the scientific community and academia, and often ridiculed by pundits, because they are rarely supported by any convincing evidence and contrast with institutional analysis, which focuses on people's collective behavior in publicly known institutions, as recorded in scholarly material and mainstream media reports, to explain historical or current events, rather than speculate on the motives and actions of secretive coalitions of individuals.
The term is therefore often used dismissively in an attempt to characterize a belief as outlandishly false and held by a person judged to be a crank or a group confined to the lunatic fringe. Such characterization is often the subject of dispute due to its possible unfairness and inaccuracy.
In the United States of the late 20th and early 21st centuries, conspiracy theories have become commonplace in mass media. This has contributed to conspiracism emerging as a cultural phenomenon and the possible replacement of democracy by conspiracy as the dominant paradigm of political action in the public mind. According to anthropologists Todd Sanders and Harry G. West, "evidence suggests that a broad cross section of Americans today…gives credence to at least some conspiracy theories." Belief in conspiracy theories has therefore become a topic of interest for sociologists, psychologists and experts in folklore

Helpful Voices

While on holiday a woman, referred to by the British Medical Journal (1997) as AB, heard two voices in her head telling her to return home immediately. Back in London the voices gave her an address that turned out to be a hospital’s brain scan department. The voices told her to ask for a scan as she had a brain tumour and her brain stem was inflamed. Though she had no symptoms, a scan was eventually arranged and she did indeed have a tumour. After an operation, AB heard the voices again: ‘We are pleased to have helped you,’ they said ‘Good-bye.’ AB made a full recovery.

Kentucky Fried Chicken makes black men impotent


It is sometimes claimed that the Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise is owned by the Ku Klux Klan, and the chicken is laced with a drug that makes only black men impotent. Ironically, the KFC franchise is actually owned by an African-American.

Anaconda Malt Liquor makes a man...whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

chemical   –noun
1.
a substance produced by or used in a chemical process.
2.
chemicals, Slang. narcotic or mind-altering drugs or substances.
–adjective
3.
of, used in, produced by, or concerned with chemistry or chemicals: a chemical formula; chemical agents.
4.
used in chemical warfare: chemical weapons.
Origin:
1570–80; chemic + -al1; r. chimical chemic

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We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.

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100 best rock bands of all time?
58 – Audioslave
57 – Edgar Winter Group
56 – Dick Dale

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A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?" He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"

A lady says to the psychiatrist, "I think I might be a nymphomaniac." He says, "I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour." She says, "How much for all night?"

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Our dreams are frequently full of strangers who play out certain parts – did you know that your mind is not inventing those faces – they are real faces of real people that you have seen during your life but may not know or remember? The evil killer in your latest dream may be the guy who pumped petrol in to your Dad’s car when you were just a little kid. We have all seen hundreds of thousands of faces through our lives, so we have an endless supply of characters for our brain to utilize during our dreams.

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WW2 FACTS

When allied armies reached the Rhine, the first thing men did was pee in it. This was pretty universal from the lowest private to Winston Churchill (who made a big show of it) and Gen. Patton (who had himself photographed in the act).

German Me-264 bombers were capable of bombing New York City but it wasn't worth the effort.

WW2 SLANG

BATTLE BOWLER
Steel helmet, first introduced in numbers to British troops in February 1916. Named after the civillian hat. Term used mainly by officers.
 
BATTLE POLICE
Armed military police patrols deployed in the trenches following an attack to deal with (often by summary execution) stragglers and men who had refused to go over the top.
 
BEER BOY
An inexperienced person; a poor flyer. RFC/RAF expression, possibly derived from the phoenetic alphabet.
 
BEFORE YOUR NUMBER WAS DRY
Expression used by more experienced soldiers to rookies as a form of put-down: "I was killing Germans before your number was dry" - i.e.

Track athletes are most likely to break records later in the day, when their body temperatures are highest.




A chinese checkerboard has 121 holes.


MYTH:  
Sports Psychology Can't Make A Loser Into A Winner.

 
FACT:  
Labeling people as losers is not a helpful endeavor. However, countless individuals and teams with a record of predominating losses have started winning with the help of sports psychology.