let the people vote -- the return!

RKMBs

so...

soon, it will be time for you to start attacking one another with homoerotic tendencies for a whole 'nuther purpose -- power!

prepare your campaigns. prepare to attack other campaigns. the current moderators will be overthrown and new ones elected (pronounced in japan as "erected").

let the people vote!

How many versions did this post go through before you decided on this one.

And it was funnier, though admittidly un-PC, when the joke was "pronounced in Japan as erection."

ill un-PC it fer ya

the last one got deleted by accident, and i couldn't remember what i typed (dont drink at work, kids!)

No, that's don't get CAUGHT drinking at work.

doctors!

Kamphausens! [yuh huh]

r3's.......ah, you're all under arrest.

Mods should be:
Dave
Grimm
URG
Kimi
Bianca
mxy

Here's the Mod Squad:
Kimi
Franta
Nowhereman
BSAMS
Dave
Bianca

Since Drzsmith got all the other mods fired I guess he should the only mod.

The mods should be...

The Doctor
Dave
Kimi
Bianca
Franta
and................................Mxy.

Allan, I'd vote for you, but you never seem to have any kind of appearance schedule...???
You're a random, random man Allan1..

I vote for everyone except:
Zod
Llance
GayLA
Velo

I vote DRZSmith

I vote URG. We need a real man.

That, or Drzsmith.

There should be only one true mod and that is Zod. [izzat so?]

You all vote for me now, but where was the love the last time, eh? Bastards.

quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
You all vote for me now, but where was the love the last time, eh? Bastards.

I'd vote for you too Dave......Dave and Zod as mods......it could be the ultimate battle between good and evil. [biiiig grin]

quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
You all vote for me now, but where was the love the last time, eh? Bastards.

The last time I was busy contemplating the meanings of life and being massively depressed for about 9 months..so I wasn't here...

quote:
Originally posted by PJP, ZOD'S MINION:
There should be only one true mod and that is Zod.

FOOL!
You follow your master everywhere, now you shall follow him... TO THE GRAVE!

DOWN WITH ZOD! DOWN WITH HIS MINIONS!

I follow Zod to victory. I like you Mxy. I will ask Zod to spare your life and make you our slave. [izzat so?]

quote:
Originally posted by PJP:

quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
You all vote for me now, but where was the love the last time, eh? Bastards.
I'd vote for you too Dave......Dave and Zod as mods......it could be the ultimate battle between good and evil.

Ultimate?... Yea thats right I should...oh...battle....crap.

Zod didn't authorize this thread! This shall be closed and declared invalid!!

Zodotian Decree 007

silly hair stylist.

gob's power is infinite.

you were trapped in a mere piece of glass.

anywho...

the campaigning will officially begin on monday, at which time, all current moderators will be de-modded (possibly temporarily, depending on the results of the voting).

This voting is useless!! Zod has already declared himself Ruler Forever and Ever and his word is law! [biiiig grin]

We shall see.

quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
This voting is useless!! Zod has already declared himself Ruler Forever and Ever and his word is law!

He's got you there, Rob.

quote:
Originally posted by r3x29yz4a:

quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
This voting is useless!! Zod has already declared himself Ruler Forever and Ever and his word is law!
He's got you there, Rob.

Damm Zod and his superior intellect and good looks and elephant like penis [eh... i dunno... ]

damm him to hell [mwah hwah haa]

Zod will fall. So too his minions. So let it be written, so let it be done.

And that am the last word am on that.

quote:
Originally posted by Pig Iron:
The mods should be...

The Doctor
Dave
Kimi
Bianca
Franta
and................................Mxy.

Allan, I'd vote for you, but you never seem to have any kind of appearance schedule...???
You're a random, random man Allan1..

Thanks,but I don't want mod status here...I got it in other places & I'm happy with that. [biiiig grin]

quote:
The Book of Gayness, 6:9
silly hair stylist.

gob's power is infinite.

you were trapped in a mere piece of glass.

anywho...

the campaigning will officially begin on monday, at which time, all current moderators will be de-modded (possibly temporarily, depending on the results of the voting).

These are the words of Gob, and as such they shall become true!

icles.

quote:
Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
I vote DRZSmith

With Joe Quesada as co-mod!

Uh... I vote for the following people to be the new mods:

URG
Dave
Franta
the Doctor
First National Bastard

Zod is queer!

URG for moderator.

Bsams
Franta
ROY BATTY
Nowhereman
MrMxy

Franta
Mxy
Kimi
BSAMS
DrZSmith

Hi Kimi!

Kimi!

Kimi's in the middle of a Nature Boy sandwich.

She's like a chewy center....noogat..

nooga nooga nooga!

Anybody gonna tell the newbies that the voting isn't to be done here?

why in hell would we do that?

"I swear! It's like voting with my brother's kids!"

quote:
Originally posted by Pig Iron:
She's like a chewy center....noogat..

How did I become a part of this?!

Hey, you guys remember the last time there was a vote and, for some reason, I was on the ballot? Remember that?

And remember how, despite the fact that I hardly ever come onto this forum - except to post under my alternate screen names PJP and Lor - I made it to the semi-finals voting thingie? 'Member that?

*Sigh* ...good times...

quote:
Originally posted by Chewy Walrus:
And remember how, despite the fact that I hardly ever come onto this forum - except to post under my alternate screen names PJP and Lor

And with that, Chewy ruined the wet dreams of half the posters by admitting he was Lor.

As well as the wet dreams of Bobo and LLance by admitting he was PJP.

:shrug:

and simultaneously thrilling you, cuz now you can say you were with two men at one!

anywho...

i've created 19,000 polls (for votin, not for smokin). i left out a whole buncha people im sure, but people next to me keep buggin me about "work" or whatever.

what the fuck do they know?

anyway, if i missed anyone, and y'wanna run for the election, just lemme know

Where's the love for LLancey...

In Nowhereman's room.

Can alternate IDs vote?

I'm a person too.

quote:
Originally posted by thedoctor:

quote:
Originally posted by Chewy Walrus:
And remember how, despite the fact that I hardly ever come onto this forum - except to post under my alternate screen names PJP and Lor
And with that, Chewy ruined the wet dreams of half the posters by admitting he was Lor.

As well as the wet dreams of Bobo and LLance by admitting he was PJP.

Bobo and Llance know I'm already engaged. [izzat so?]

To Lor? I can't keep it straight. It's like a soap opera...

Zod demands he is given his rightful power back!! Zod shall bring pain back to those that deserve it! Vote for Zod and be saved from his rage!! [AAAHHHH!!!]

quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Zod demands he is given his rightful power back!! Zod shall bring pain back to those that deserve it! Vote for Zod and be saved from his rage!!

It was a trick Zod. You see, when the son of Rob-El (Gob) stepped into the booth, he actually set it up so the booth would protect him.

You know, I'm pretty sure I was already a mod in here...and I didn't do much of anything here anyway.

SO...I voted for Dave instead. [mwah hwah haa]

That's crazy!

How long does the voting last anyway??

...And will it be done for just this forum, or others as well?

quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
anyway, if i missed anyone, and y'wanna run for the election, just lemme know

rite here butt juice!

round one of voting (this round) lasts until the 14th. at that point, i'll create a final round, with all the people who received more "yes" votes than "no" votes. then, everyone can pick like 4 or 5 of those.

and its something just for this forum.

I vote for an All-American Squad of moderators!

WOO!!! [woooOOOOoooo!]

Captain Howdy is relieved he wasnt nominated!
Captain Howdy is also relieved that Llance was forgotten!

I dont give a shit what Howdy thinks!

quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Zod demands he is given his rightful power back!! Zod shall bring pain back to those that deserve it! Vote for Zod and be saved from his rage!!

All Hail Zod!!!

quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
round one of voting (this round) lasts until the 14th. at that point, i'll create a final round, with all the people who received more "yes" votes than "no" votes. then, everyone can pick like 4 or 5 of those.

and its something just for this forum.

I'm running away with this thing Rob......oh wait you said we need more yes votes..... [no no no]

Please keep running & dont come back!

quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Please keep running & dont come back!

I'm feeling the Love Brother.

quote:
Originally posted by PJP:

quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Please keep running & dont come back!
I'm feeling the Love Brother.

Is "the Love Brother" your little pet nickname for Zod?

awww

11 full days of campaigning left!

time to start the mud sligning informercials!

hey didnt you hear me squirl nuts, i wanna run too!

The only running you do is to your coke dealer.

i get free coke because im in coke commercialS!

No you`re not,thats your twin brother Emily!

quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
round one of voting (this round) lasts until the 14th. at that point, i'll create a final round, with all the people who received more "yes" votes than "no" votes. then, everyone can pick like 4 or 5 of those.

and its something just for this forum.

Its a spill-off, just like Nowhereman's arse cleavage!

quote:
Originally posted by Jack Mehoff:

quote:
Originally posted by PJP:

quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Please keep running & dont come back!
I'm feeling the Love Brother.
Is "the Love Brother" your little pet nickname for Zod?

That was supposed to be private!!!! [izzat so?]

"ZOD" - "Zero inch rOD"

Zod is disappointed, you guys aren't even trying anymore!

Eh... ar... hoom... uhmm...

FREEDOM!!!!

quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Zod is disappointed, you guys aren't even trying anymore!

LOL

Zod has no power so we no longer have to try,we won already!

quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Zod has no power so we no longer have to try,we won already!

Not much of a victory prize though. All we won was Robs board... [no no no]

Zod is victorious either way!! [woooOOOOoooo!]

quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Zod is victorious either way!!

Zod also came first, third and fifth in a five man wanking comp!

I was tied for second! [um.... uh huh! ... ]

Rob just confirmed with me.....while he's in Vegas......that the top two "NO" Vote Getters will automatically be granted mod status.......Looks like Zod and PJP will be mods after all. [izzat so?]

Sure, JQ. Suuuuuuuurrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee....

LOL!

Rob just confirmed that Zod is gonna be given his own forum!

Dunno how many posters there are gonna be in the Bestiality & necrophelia forum!

I'll be a regular there. [biiiig grin]

Now why does that not surprise me.

Your stoic nature???

Your extensive research into the pornographic preferences of PJP?

quote:
Originally posted by Kristogar Velo:
Your extensive research into the pornographic preferences of PJP?

You don't need to research me....I'm an open book. Anything you want to know about my sleazy habbits I'll gladly share with you. [izzat so?]

I shall now commence psychological warfare!

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I suddenly have a strong urge to chant "Vote, vote, vote!"

So PJP is it true that you once butt fucked a young Barney?

quote:
Originally posted by Captain Howdy:
So PJP is it true that you once butt fucked a young Barney?

PJP just couldn't resist Barn's macho charm.

"Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared..."

quote:
Originally posted by thedoctor:

quote:
Originally posted by Captain Howdy:
So PJP is it true that you once butt fucked a young Barney?

PJP just couldn't resist Barn's macho charm.

He doesnt look like a purple dinosaur!
Dinosaur yes,purple no!

quote:
Originally posted by Captain Howdy:
So PJP is it true that you once butt fucked a young Barney?

He was begging for it.

quote:
Originally posted by Captain Howdy:

quote:
Originally posted by thedoctor:

PJP just couldn't resist Barn's macho charm.
He doesnt look like a purple dinosaur!
Dinosaur yes,purple no!

That's because the picture's in black and white. In real life, he's purple.

Psychological warfare pt. II

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stop that.

Stop Barney fucking!

Shut the fuck up Donnie!

Sure, JQ sureeeee....

Shut the fuck up D........oh sorry,thats someone elses thang!

Remember....Rob said the top two "NO" vote getters will automatically be granted mod status. Now can you dig that Suckaaaaaaaaaaa. [izzat so?]

the final results:

Bianca
yes 57% (8)
no 43% (6)

LLance
yes 50% (6)
no 50% (6)

Brian Fellow
yes 69% (11)
no 31% (5)

Bibbo
yes 14% (1)
no 86% (6)

TK-069
yes 38% (5)
no 62% (8)

Lor
yes 27% (3)
no 73% (8)

I'm Not Mister Mxypltk
yes 70% (19)
no 30% (8)

PJP
yes 20% (5)
no 80% (20)

Dave
yes 70% (23)
no 30% (10)

THE Franta
yes 74% (26)
no 26% (9)

Polar Boy
yes 12% (2)
no 88% (14)

allan1
yes 35% (8)
no 65% (15)

Kimi
yes 54% (19)
no 46% (16)

Jack Mehoff
yes 20% (3)
no 80% (12)

Stareena
yes 41% (7)
no 59% (10)

britneyspearsatemyshorts
yes 74% (20)
no 26% (7)

Lothar of The Hill People
yes 44% (11)
no 56% (14)

zahl
yes 8% (1)
no 92% (11)

Nowhereman!
yes! 66% (23)
no! 34% (12)

r3x29yz4a
yes 17% (3)
no 83% (15)

JASON TODD
yes 15% (3)
no 85% (17)

Matt Kennedy
yes 25% (5)
no 75% (15)

Sideways
yes 21% (4)
no 79% (15)

Kristogar Velo
yes 25% (6)
no 75% (18)

ZOD
yes 31% (11)
no 69% (25)

Uschi
yes 26% (6)
no 74% (17)

MisterJLA
yes 61% (14)
no 39% (9)

First National Bastard
yes 22% (4)
no 78% (14)

Animalman
yes 42% (10)
no 58% (14)

theory9
yes 45% (9)
no 55% (11)

Grimm
yes 41% (12)
no 59% (17)

Disco Steve
yes 50% (13)
no 50% (13)

Chewy Walrus
yes 25% (5)
no 75% (15)

Drzsmith
yes 71% (22)
no 29% (9)

harleykwin
yes 28% (5)
no 72% (13)

URG
yes 52% (15)
no 48% (14)

Pig Iron
yes 56% (18)
no 44% (14)

thedoctor
yes 54% (20)
no 46% (17)y

Beardguy57
yes 9% (1)
no 91% (10)

Wednesday
yes 23% (3)
no 77% (10)

Ultimate Jaburg53
yes 29% (6)
no 71% (15)

moving on to the final round:

Bianca
Brian Fellow
I'm Not Mister Mxypltk
Dave
THE Franta
Kimi
britneyspearsatemyshorts
Nowhereman!
MisterJLA
Drzsmith
URG
Pig Iron
thedoctor

I'm Brian Fellow!

Particular things of interest

LLance
yes 50% (6)
no 50% (6)
As equally loved as hated,but only 12 people cared enuff either way

Brian Fellow
yes 69% (11)
no 31% (5)
Thats crazy!

Bibbo
yes 14% (1)
no 86% (6)
Whats the betting the one yes was Bibbos himself

Lor
yes 27% (3)
no 73% (8)
I`m sure Jackie would say this was a conspiracy

I'm Not Mister Mxypltk
yes 70% (19)
no 30% (8)
Monkey Island nearly always guarentees success!

PJP
yes 20% (5)
no 80% (20)
Needs to pick his allies better!

Dave
yes 70% (23)
no 30% (10)
Being Australian,this is probably upside down!

THE Franta
yes 74% (26)
no 26% (9)
No big surprise here,those cash payments came in very handy I`m sure we all agree!

allan1
yes 35% (8)
no 65% (15)
Never knew so many people hated Allan....which is kinda cool!

Kimi
yes 54% (19)
no 46% (16)
Now if boobies had been shown as promised,the voting would not have been so close!

britneyspearsatemyshorts
yes 74% (20)
no 26% (7)
Shut the fuck up Donnie!

Lothar of The Hill People
yes 44% (11)
no 56% (14)
Being gay will always ruin your chances!

Nowhereman!
yes! 66% (23)
no! 34% (12)
Nuff said!

r3x29yz4a
yes 17% (3)
no 83% (15)
Toldja people like candidates who`s names they can pronounce!

JASON TODD
yes 15% (3)
no 85% (17)
They hated you enuff to kill you off years ago,and they still hate you to this day!

Matt Kennedy
yes 25% (5)
no 75% (15)
Well thats five more yes votes than expected!

Sideways
yes 21% (4)
no 79% (15)
I wonder how Matt voted?

Kristogar Velo
yes 25% (6)
no 75% (18)
You try to convince us that you dont want Mod status,but I know you`re really crying like a baby cause you lost

ZOD
yes 31% (11)
no 69% (25)
Tuff shit Zoddy!

Uschi
yes 26% (6)
no 74% (17)
Sister Wendy was always gonna scare people off!

MisterJLA
yes 61% (14)
no 39% (9)
Shit,yer not telling me people actually like this guy? I`m betting multiple id`s!

First National Bastard
yes 22% (4)
no 78% (14)
But Llance said you wuz a sho in!

Animalman
yes 42% (10)
no 58% (14)
Hurrrm!!

theory9
yes 45% (9)
no 55% (11)
Damn this aint right!

Grimm
yes 41% (12)
no 59% (17)
Dont worry dude,I got yer back!

Disco Steve
yes 50% (13)
no 50% (13)
Disco`s dead,move on!

Drzsmith
yes 71% (22)
no 29% (9)
It was inevitable!

Pig Iron
yes 56% (18)
no 44% (14)
Something not kosher about this I`m sure!

thedoctor
yes 54% (20)
no 46% (17)
As a Timelord you already know the results doncha!

Ultimate Jaburg53
yes 29% (6)
no 71% (15)
Nobody likes a weirdo!

quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kaufampshen:
Kristogar Velo
yes 25% (6)
no 75% (18)

I'm just going to assume that Nowhereman voted for me six times and that there aren't really six people in this forum that like me...

Nope only voted once just to piss you off!

quote:
Grimm
yes 41% (12)
no 59% (17)
Dont worry dude,I got yer back!

I'm sure you do, funboy...

quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Kristogar Velo
yes 25% (6)
no 75% (18)
You try to convince us that you dont want Mod status,but I know you`re really crying like a baby cause you lost

Nowhereman said something without an exclamation point on the end.

"Amazing!"

quote:
Originally posted by MisterJLA:

quote:
Grimm
yes 41% (12)
no 59% (17)
Dont worry dude,I got yer back!
I'm sure you do, funboy...

Aww...somebody's jealous!

It's amazing how one person with no life can sway an election.

quote:
Originally posted by Drzsmith:
It's amazing how one person with no life can sway an election.

I'm sure you didn't sway it alone....

Well I know at least six other people who voted for drz!

quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:

quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Kristogar Velo
yes 25% (6)
no 75% (18)
You try to convince us that you dont want Mod status,but I know you`re really crying like a baby cause you lost
Nowhereman said something without an exclamation point on the end.

"Amazing!"

I wasnt making an exclamation at the time cause I was laughing too much at Velos gayness!!!!!!!!!!

quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
I wasnt making an exclamation at the time cause I was laughing too much at Velos gayness!!!!!!!!!!

And now you made up for it....
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:

quote:
Originally posted by Drzsmith:
It's amazing how one person with no life can sway an election.
I'm sure you didn't sway it alone....

I didnt mean me.

Sure, JQ, surrrrrrrrrre...

LOL

You like boys!

The younger the better!

A lot of respectable people have been hit by trains.

I'm bonafide.

I`m Bono!

Watsonwill supports you.

heh

I`m not pro-Cher!

But you are pro- Llance boner!

I could've been a contender!