but I couldn't get my head around it until now...



Yep. Waid's Brave and the Bold miniseries from the mid-to-late 90's.

Everyone arguing about shit, bringing politics into it to push more buttons while moderate Hal just shakes his head wondering what the hell went wrong (just like moderator Rob!)

Mxy, you need to do something with Waid's cognizant powers just like you did with Byrne's (maybe Waid's gianormous balls channel the same energies as Byrne's hugemongus penis does?)

Waid didn't create the "JLA argues politics" trope. Len Wein did back in the 1970s. Wein, inspired by the McCoy/Spock dynamic in Star Trek, decided that liberal, hippie, Ollie would naturally butt heads with straightlaced "intersteller cop" Hawkman.

But you get the fucking point. Everyone hates each other and drags their politics all over the board. G-shill is for corporate greed, rex cries and hates hippies, wondy cries, pro's a pot smoking hippie and its in every forum.

No photoshop picture of a crazy Pariah-like tranny that reads "Wein did it first!"...?

And I was expecting better.

Seriously though, why is everything so political around here now? Sure, I read some of the political stuff here now and then and sometimes throw a thought or two out there, but I've never really been into politics.

Here everywhere you go politics gets involved in shit.

What happened to just calling someone a fucktard and moving on?

Those were such simpler times looking back, now.

Everyone takes it all personally now and drags it all over the boards with bitch fits instead of leaving it in the one forum.

On the flip side, it isn't like some of these boards are really getting much attention otherwise.

Soooo... how do we get them there boards going again? Or is it true message boards are dead now in the age of twitterbugs that are addicted to their crackberries?

Kill Rex?

Defcon #3 it is!

Iggy is an idiot. I could disappear and the extremists will still fight over meaningless shit and spread it to every forum.

Would just like to make it clear for the record that Rex most definitely has his panties in a twist.

Bottom line is that nobody wants to put any thought into anything other than the same three or four tired insults over and over and we've run off so many people with our snide comments that we've now turned on each other to the point where the few people remaining here just don't like each other very much any more... and the current state of the politics forum is more of a symptom of that than the cause.

I still like everyone in here

TO SUCK MY DICK.

the most creative stabs of late feature battles of laughy face versus dots. to kick it up a notch, they've often been stored and repeated in quotes. it's been magical.

in days of yore, insults were crafted. developed. the power of burn harnessed. maybe it was through a photoshop. a flowing diatribe. a clever poke of sorts. there's over 10 years of archived history within the forum for reference, featuring many of the same cast. it was a part of the forum that inspired discussion, not bankrupted it.

now? no. there's too much focus and concern over the loss of being able to tell, or fake, where another poster is currently browsing online to breathe life into anything. honestly, how can i tell a person they are obsessed with me when i can't obsess about them?

no, doctor of midnites, the image you posted would more adequately symbolize the boards as such:



devoid of charm and style, many discussions have abstracted into the dcmbs of the timeless "hal jordan" era. there's no fun to making a point. there's no point to even be made, or fun in the process of not-making it. embarrassing even hal in the background, everyone is making the same noise. or each other's noise, with devious reciprocity [fucking right, i said it], finding new ways to say "nuh uh, you" whilst busting identical anger spittle you later claim only your opponent does.

the result is becoming irrelevant enough for the books sub-titler to ignore your character.

my children, the playground was, is, and will be yours. if i could inceptize the lot of you, i'd plant happy thoughts and fun discussions in weird tundra worlds of your mind. there's a reason you're here, and a reason you've all said, more than once, how you hate facebook and twitter and such.

make it worth it. and work to make it worth it.

You had me at hello!

...without irony

More or less what Rob just said.

I have had enough of people's devious reciprocity.

Agreed! Let's all discuss genuinely insightful ideas and moments of our life! Let's all have discussions born of a fruitful prosperity of intelligence and the philosophical underpinnings of our social development! JUST like it was before all the conflict.....right?

Listen, I'm more than willing to relinquish my Troll Persona the moment the rest of the population here want to rebirth this place. Where was all the supposed "suppressed" traffic before I brought life back to this place with the conflict?

Oh, that's right:

question.

was that an excellent play of the fabled "i know you are, but what am i" defense? self evaluation of prior lazy posting? an attempt to disprove the responsibility of direct impact between self and community? a distraction disguised as a point deferral? or simply an opportune moment to introduce new emoticons? or maybe some delicious orgy of the lot...? maybe i should have specified as "6 questions" instead of just denoting the one. but i digress.

no one is claiming the era of yesteryear to be a jaunted tale between emmerson and thoreau. but i recall even trolling having more honor than hitting the quote button of something already lame. even in 6 feet of snow, uphill, both ways, trolls were there to do a job, and goddamnit, if they didn't do it right. there was a purpose. now, its a blockade. and if the counter is "well, he did it first," then congrats on the emperor palpatine-like passage you journeyed through! hate has made you powerful.

the most significant point i could ever make in my message board life lessons ($19.99 MSRP) is that this place is what you want it to be. if it's shit, you're a shitter. if it's fun, great job.

No....it was me making a point in a rather obvious and straight-forward fashion. Where's the confusion?

What you're saying (in a rather witty-esque fashion) is that no activity is better than anything. I agree that there's an "art" to trolling. But, when I started, there were three posts a day (2 from Lothar killing threads, & one from SOM pointing that out). So, simply re-quoting and -ing is more than enough to get the ball rolling. You throw morons at me with more than bleeding pussies and Socialist Horror Fantasies, and I'll up the game. Meanwhile, if at least half of the victims are illiterate to the point of ignorance, I feel no need to waste a silver bullet on something I can kill with a stick.

Do I need to decipher or explain my previous statement? Pretty clear, right?

Meanwhile, anyone who wants to post here may do so however they wish. If their awesome integrity of subject matter can kill the absurdity of trolling, then I all but surrender. If all they got is whining because trolling is happening? Pfft. That just means we need more trolling...

BUT, please keep in mind: If the overall consensus is that I'm not fun enough, then tell me. I'll simply stop posting here. I mean, ten years is a good run. If that's enough for you guys, I'll make a Goodbye Thread and disappear. Your call. Let me know.

no.



fine, no problem there. but at some point, analogously speaking (its pronounced "analrapist") the goal is to pick it up and run with it.

trolling done right sparks conversation, ala the insurgency era. you say (and certainly appear) you enjoy picking on some folks - then why not keep them around to pick on? even the joker decoded this, and he was upside down at the time.



sincerely, others about you several years ago. it was a poor point then, too. and, to counter the "then why didn't....", i retort with a quick and dismissive, "i did."



if you want to stop posting, then do so. but this is a cowards way out, ala the weaker scientists i just learned about in watching the second season of walking dead (spoilers).

one of the other great aspects of this forum is getting to not give a fuck what others think. if you're having fun, have on! my guess, however, is that you are not. at least not as much fun as you could be doctorwhoing and random chatting and such. in either case, i'm simply making general recommendations to anyone willing to read them. you can take the recommendation as an "out" to post fun things again, as a directive to die and have your brother continue the posts, or as a strategy to better bait those you wish to troll. either way, you know who wins? the fans.

Except you don't "debate". You endlessly slander and insult those who disagree with you.

There was a time when we actually discussed issues here, beyond all the terse remarks. I still cite articles and facts to support my views. Your responses are "you're a racist, inbred, G-shill, redneck, etc., etc..."
Now it's impossible and a waste of time to respond to you, as you bury any response in mountains of re-posting the same insults, slanders, and youtubed propaganda and partisan blogs that vitriolically mirror your views but offer no facts.

It's called "Trolling", Dave. I told you a long time ago not to take me seriously. I'm just baiting the hook. No one forced you to bite every single time.

And, yet, you do. Over and over and over. Including the post I just quoted.



Pro got repetitive and boring. So I put him on ignore. It makes the valid points in the threads easier to find. You could do the same thing.

Instead, you respond repeatedly. That would seem to imply you find his current material worthy of response.

I partly agree.

I often still want to post and have serious discussions here in POLITICS, or have lighter discussions in COMICS, MEDIA, WOMEN and other forums. But the relentless trolling makes me have these discussions elsewhere.
The ONLY time the excesses on this board briefly stopped was when you (G-man) were moderator in POLITICS and actually reigned in the bad behavior to discourage it. Then Pro, Uschi, and all the babies cried to Rob about it, and we see how uncivil Pro and his two current cheerleader lapdogs have become.

I agree that the trolling has not only discouraged new members, but chased away many longtime posters here.

A couple months ago, I told Pro his posts were unworthy of response.
I softened that in the days after to his being unworthy of serious response.
And gradually just began responding again, unselectively.

Likewise Iggy has lowered himself by cheering pro on.
And though it's usually not directed at me by name, JLA likewise cheers Pro on.

Perhaps that is the only way to stop the bad behavior on their part. By completely ignoring it, as unworthy of even reading.

Is it? If I am identified as a "problem" to overcome to find enjoyment in posting, then the only logical and reasonable thing would be for me to voluntarily stop posting here. That way, everyone wins. So, I don't see how that would be considered "cowardly", no more than Nowhereman's disappearance is concluded as such.



Actually, no, I am having fun. Which is what confuses me. You say "Your trolling = Bad". So, I say "Okay, I stop". You say, "No, if fun then do". We add other words to the sentences later. But, the intent is clear. So, if what I'm doing is a nuisance to be whined about in this thread, then I should stop. But, if I'm having fun....I shouldn't? That's the problem with you, Roberto. You're vague.



Oh, well, I'm sure that would be fun. But, unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be anyone left around here to Randomly Chat with.

Rex =
Dave = Politics
G-Man = Politics
Doc = Random Appearance / Glib Comments
Grimm = Rare Appearances
Jaburg = Rare Appearance / Glib Comments
Joe Mama = Random Appearance / Few Comments
Knut = Rare Appearances / One-word Comments
SOM = Posting Hilarity
Mxy = Random Appearance / Posting Hilarity
Pariah =
DocMidnight = Rare Appearance / Few Comments
CapSweden = Random Appearances / Posting Hilarity
Sammitch = Posting Hilarity / Politics
MEM = Politics
Doog = Rare Appearances / Posting Hilarity
Rob = Random Appearances / Few Interactions
Iggy = Posting Hilarity / Politics
MisterJLA = Posting Hilarity / Poltics
PCGay = Dead / PC's Bro


And that's about it. No one comes here to conversate or even post funny shit. Anytime they do, The Pussy comes running in with bitter comments in an attempt to derail any topic that's not about him. Same with Pariah, but his is more of a 'LOOK AT ME!' type thing. And consider my comments about those two biased or not, that's fucking fact. Look it up.

So, with all of that true, then I'm wondering why anyone is worried about BSAMS-type trolling. No, I'm not bumping threads, I'm bumping posts. And 99% of it is contained to the PoliForum. My beef with The Pussy is satiated since I can set him on Ignore. So, I'm not sure what the overall issue would be past this point.

However, I'm willing to "regenerate" my online persona to something akin to the past, if that's the overall consensus. The only point to post here is to have fun. And if it ain't fun, then I don't intend to do it...

Wait....is he saying he's finally Ignoring me, or that I should be Ignoring him? Either way, that works for me...

I find that Iggy is human, like most of us here. Sometimes I agree with him (and vice versa), sometimes not (and vice versa). Sometimes I think he's reasonable and insightful. Other times I think he's unnecessarily combative.

While I agree he let himself get a little too invested in pro's off-putting foolishness I find that if one responds to iggy calmly and with good humor he tends to be a pretty good guy most of the time. On the other hand, accusing him of (paraphrase) "LIES" and "SLANDER" tends to get "bad Iggy" to stick around.

this isn't nordic society. nowhereman left because he wanted to. he'll return when he wants to. its all personal choice. if its yours, so be it. if not, be it so. there's honestly nothing deeper to look into.



i know you like saying "pussies" but... you're honestly enjoying yourself with laughyfaces, dots, and quotes? more than, say, conversations? if so, have on! i think its silly and the opposite of conversing, so i don't partake. but i also don't dictate content, it's all up to you. i just tell you how to do it better.



to quote chris rock "there were six of them!"

the quote may or may not be accurate, and entirely depends on you understanding the specific routine, which makes it a very poor reference. but the intention is to point out, though even sparse, you named a dozen or so people that you know stop by on occasion.

my question posed: if they're already occasionally visiting, wouldn't logic dictate they'd possibly join in a thread they found appealing? and wouldn't the odds decrease if every topic was dots versus face?

again, i'm not dictating content. if you're enjoying, keep on. just like, years ago when this very stuff annoyed you, i said the same thing. and i will, years from now, when pcg's bro's son's bros come here. just pointing out the backbone elements of what a community is. you want good topics, be a part of creating them. if you can live without them, that's fine too.



motto ish! attaboy.

RANDOM THOUGHTS:

Eh, I think the current happenings are a bit more complex than we'd necessarily like to put forth the effort discussing on a message board.

Part of me wonders why there is even a comics forum anymore. Most, if not all, of us are pretty much devoid of any give a damn when it comes to the industry anymore. When we can muster up some care then we generally use it all up laughing or bitching about how stupid something is (see: Fear Itself, One-Face, etc.) I'll give Lothar credit for trying with some of the New 52 titles, but he is fucking boring for a reason. There isn't going to be any talk about Voodoo if all you give me is a cover and a one sentence review. Dammit, Lothar!

I think we need a common enemy. Whether it be a raid on another board or an all out heckling of a poster here (see, King Snarf), I think having a common enemy was a valve to release some of our worst trolling on some poor, deserving schmuck so that we could still converse during our trolling of each other and not devolve into graemlins and the world's longest fucking ellipsis.

A similar point is that the loss of some posters broke the balance of power around here. Try and call someone out for a batfuck, insane screed and, now, you are a communazi/corpofascist. For example, don't take it personally...DAVE, BSAMS could get through WB's Soros/Alinsky/Glenn Beck is God screeds and calm him. A Pro or JLA can't. It just feeds the beast more. This isn't saying that any of us are any more or less insane than others around here. I'm just saying that the shades of crazy just stand out in contrast to each other so much more these days. Though, honestly, Dave is batshit crazy.

This ties into the lack of creativity. It is hard to put forth the effort to be creative when it is seen as casting your pearls before swine.

Solutions to these? I dunno.

Thank you. I can deal with that assessment. Take the OWS stuff, for example. So far as I can remember, there weren't a lot of questions asking what I disagreed with the protestors about. Honestly, there is a lot. I'm not a fan of them slowing down the day traders by occupying Wall Street. They are just trying to make a buck in a system that the major banks control from unassuming warehouses filled with computers that are trading all the time. I get and, to a point, support the symbolism but, I don't think they understand the real world consequences of their actions. Nobody bothered to ask. I didn't bother to tell.

As for the Cain stuff, there is a legal system to handle these allegations if they are really so spurious. I'm no fan of the Beiber but I think her legal team is doing a great job in making a point in prosecuting those that engage in spurious paternity claims. That a pop star has assembled a better legal team says a lot about my thoughts of a Cain presidency.

that image needs to be the forum header for the "No, you are!" forum aka the politard forum.

and Waid's attempt at re-casting Barry Allen as Hawkman to be a foil to GA (not Golden Age in this case! see what I did there. . .) is completely off base. Barry Allen was always a laid back type persona who did not engage in the petty bickering on the JLA satellite. you'd expect an uber nerd like Waid to know that.

maybe he intended it as GA (see above) even being able to get under Barry's skin, but if I'm remembering right (and it has been a while since I read this, worth another go round. . .) the story itself completely failed in that regard.

hey kids! comics!


forum probs: post-2005 game levels of all present. example: G-Man's AIDS day thread. everyone here already knows what they'll get when they click on the thread. Team America's AIDS song youtube video. yes, it's a funny video, but the posting of it in this example is boring. predictable. post-2005. stale. not to single Gordo out, as that's just one example of the oh so many that litter these boards in the early 21st century.


cue more petty bickering, etc. . .

yar



it's actually one of the first i check on visits! even if just to see the updated pics of comic boobies.



i thought you hated comics, OZYMANDIAS!!



point. (side point, part of the reason for mighty geek. you shit.)



this thread is a start.

Hello, sweetie.

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

That's all you see if you go to the Insurgency these days!

Sandman is going to envelop them all!!!

You guys just made us look weak in front of the Insurgents. Thanks a lot!

I'm quitting the boards forever for a week!

We must regroup in our super secret forum.

good idea! let's go to the secret mod forum!

wait...

The Super Secret Mod Forum in olden days:


The Super Secret Mod Forum today:

My how times have changed.

Haha!

Prometheus is still trying to convince people that he's just trolling. Some kind of master social engineer. Hilarious.

Well, I guess some damage control is inevitable after he managed to get shitcanned by Rob of all people.

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Pro is apparently forever lost in his own delusions.

That's right Pro. You're jerking chains.


Still. Jerking. Chains.

Haha! Pro's looking for an out!

These boards must mean a lot to you if you feel you have to have a 'going away' excuse to save face. Did we travel back in time 7 years?

Its a shame pro deleted his friendster account so he can't go and chat with the insurgency again.

This thread is one of Rob's greatest achievements. He just pointed out how miserable Pro is while posting here, but he's too afraid to stop posting graemlins and/or leave because he's so obsessed with an internet image.

Kudos Rob. Kudos.

Pro honestly thinks he's that important to these boards. Other than his polititard spam and doctor who assburgers he's worthless.

Keep on keeping on, kid. Never change, buddy.

Will do! Just make sure to keep posting gold like this!





Haha!

Was juche pro's alt?

Same difference. They're both from the Insurgency.

All it took was one gay marriage thread to bring back Pariah into meltdown mode...

really, there's no better time for comments than a week after the discussion.

Agreed.



...Agreed?

I've had Iggy, Pro and Rex all deservedly on ignore for 3 months.

Frankly, the only reason I'm taking you off ignore is because there's so few posters left here.


I'm tired of clicking on a topic and seeing:





























Short of not posting here at all, there aren't enough people posting to these boards to make it easy to ignore you. Not because of any attempt on your part to bait a response, but just for the lack of others left to interact with, I'm giving you a chance.


And before you return to the exact same tactics that motivated not just me but several others to put Pro and Rex on ignore, just think about the fact that there are so few left here.
Far from Pro's belief that he is somehow "saving" these boards by his antagonism, lies and outright slander, and likewise Rex's various harassments, and Iggy's harassments and cheerleading of the above, those are the very reasons maybe 10 or less people even post here.

Think about that before you try to kill what little is left at this point.

If you want the problem re-defined, just re-read this topic.

I suspect I'll still be ignoring a huge swath of what's posted if it remains the same, but at this point I'll be doing it manually, and not with the ignore function.

OK, who broke Wanky...again?

Wow. Aside from Rex--whom you have on "ignore"--I really don't see where anyone caused you to break down like this today. So, either you don't have Rex on ignore or this is you giving in to your unrequited love for Pariah. Neither of which changes the fact that you need serious psychiatric counseling.

All I said was I took you off ignore, and I hope you don't repeat the same troll behavior that made me put you and others on ignore in the first place.
You had a hissy fit when I put you on ignore.
You are now having a hissy fit that I took you OFF ignore.



If simply taking you off ignore qualifies in your book as a "breakdown", perhaps YOU need psychiatric help.
Sorry to put you through such a trauma.

You clicked to reply to Pariah's post. Thought it was directed at him since there was no clear way to tell that it was directed at me by what was written. My bad. Let's see if we can be civil now.

Tears of joy!

This is a birthday dream come true...

Um....have you ever considered, David, that perhaps it isn't the multitude of people in this forum (and the world) that have a "problem" that you have to "Ignore"...that maybe....just maybe...it's YOU that has the problem?

Just saying, man. I mean, it's one thing to put one person on Ignore. It's another to Ignore every single poster because you have the emotional sensitivity of a sixteen-year-old debutante.

Chill OUT man. Relax. Stop getting so....worked up.

Dave, if political discussions get to you, don't get involved in them.

I, for one, wouldn't mind more topics about comics, films, literature, etc.

Then start more topics in those forums and stop being a bitch.

I could say the same about you and the porn forum.

Am I complaining about no one posting in the porn forum? No. Stop being an idiot.

You complained about posters not posting the type of porn you enjoyed.

You mean the pedophile porn that you and wondy enjoy so much?

How's that working out for you?

Hilarity. Beyond. Words.

Could someone please tell "The conscience of the rkmbs!" that liking your own posts is akin to high-fiving yourself?

Are you saying that you don't high-five yourself?

I scared Pariah into pulling up this old thread!!

Only in the privacy of my own home.

This was a good thread.

Yes, it definitely hit on the core of what ails the RKMB's.

Amid a lot of intermittent joking. The best and worst of the RKMB's.