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Posted By: iggy Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-14 11:35 PM
After being freed from the indigo ring, Black Hand committed suicide to escape being re-enslaved to it. His corpse spit up the black as the familiar "William Hand of Earth, RISE." shit happened. So, a Black Lantern--at least--is back in the picture.

Next month, The Revenge of Black Hand.
I thought you meant this guy:

Posted By: Prometheus Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-15 1:23 AM
Hmmm...he doesn't sound black enough...
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-15 1:27 AM
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
I thought you meant this guy:



Wha--WHATTHEFUCKISTHAT?!?!? \:lol\: \:lol\: \:lol\: \:lol\:
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-15 2:19 AM
dude, he's black. black people always use guns.

even if they have a ring that can create anything they imagine out of thin air.
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-15 3:07 AM
... like a gun, for instance.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-15 3:13 AM
the ring probably ran out of juice after he created a truck full of watermelon and KFC.
and a bag of skittles.
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-15 6:09 AM
No, he probably just didn't pay his Green Energy bill.
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-15 6:10 AM


'I wanna put my Green Lantern Ring bill in my mamma's name.'
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-15 6:14 AM
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
and a bag of skittles.


Racist, Dave...
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-15 6:14 AM
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
and a bag of skittles.


I mean....Racist, Jake...
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-15 6:14 AM
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-15 6:15 AM
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor


'I wanna put my Green Lantern Ring bill in my mamma's name.'


Racist, McGurk....
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-15 6:15 AM
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
and a bag of skittles.


Dude
Posted By: Stupid Doog Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-15 6:41 AM
EL LUCHADORE GREEN LANTERN!
Posted By: iggy Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-15 8:37 AM
I'm glad that they've decided to continue adding diversity to their comics. Should be a real treat when newer--blacker--Green Lantern that is seemingly a member of the Nation of Islam (see, Arabic tattoo looking crap) eventually meets the white Gay Lantern of Earth 2.

 Originally Posted By: Proshill
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
and a bag of skittles.


Dude
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-16 4:03 AM
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Nazi Pedophiles
 Originally Posted By: Proisfuckingawesome
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Nazi Pedophiles
and a bag of skittles.


Dude


I love men.


Dude.............................we know.
 Originally Posted By: Probigfatsmellydiseasebuginfestedpussyeus
 Originally Posted By: Lothar
 Originally Posted By: Probigfatsmellydiseasebuginfestedpussy
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 Originally Posted By: Lothar is waaaaaaycooler thanbigfatsmellydiseasebuginfestedpussy
eus


Dude


I love MEM.


Dude.............................we know.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-16 5:25 PM
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Nazi Pedophiles
 Originally Posted By: Proisfuckingawesome
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Nazi Pedophiles
and a bag of skittles.


Dude


I love men.


Dude.............................we know.
Posted By: Captain Sweden Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-17 9:12 AM
So the Black Lantern cover isn't a photoshop?
Posted By: Doc.Mid-Nite Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-17 9:29 PM
An Arab with a gun for a GL? Why not just re-introduce the Human Bomb as a Muslim while you're at it?
Posted By: the G-man Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-17 11:03 PM
 Originally Posted By: the G-man

More and more of the "New" 52 comes off like old Image.
Posted By: MrJSA Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-18 3:49 AM
 Originally Posted By: the G-man
 Originally Posted By: the G-man

More and more of the "New" 52 comes off like old Image.




I read some of the JL issues and laughed. This reminds me of when Dc put AzBat in the suit to make people miss BruceWayne. Maybe theyre making it bad on purpose to bring back the old Dc.
Posted By: iggy Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-18 4:05 AM
The "real" Booster Gold is still out there somewhere in Vanishing Point. So, they left themselves an easy out once they get done with their fanboys-turned-editors fetish project.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-18 4:11 AM
 Originally Posted By: Doc.Mid-Nite
Why not just re-introduce the Human Bomb as a Muslim while you're at it?


\:lol\: \:lol\: \:lol\: \:lol\:
Posted By: MisterJLA Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-18 5:51 AM
 Originally Posted By: MrJSA
 Originally Posted By: the G-man
 Originally Posted By: the G-man

More and more of the "New" 52 comes off like old Image.




I read some of the JL issues and laughed. This reminds me of when Dc put AzBat in the suit to make people miss BruceWayne. Maybe theyre making it bad on purpose to bring back the old Dc.


Nicely played.
 Originally Posted By: MrJSA
 Originally Posted By: the G-man
 Originally Posted By: the G-man

More and more of the "New" 52 comes off like old Image.




I read some of the JL issues and laughed. This reminds me of when Dc put AzBat in the suit to make people miss BruceWayne. Maybe theyre making it bad on purpose to bring back the old Dc.

Jl sucks.
JLI is a good super hero comic.
JLD has been good every time.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-19 3:24 AM
JLA is the ill mac
Posted By: Wonder Boy Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-20 6:15 AM
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor


'I wanna put my Green Lantern Ring bill in my mamma's name.'




If this Green Lantern walked in a 7-11 and just stood there without saying a word, the cashier would hand him everything in the register.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-20 6:43 AM
Dave, don't be a rassist. A Black green lantern doesn't necessarily need to rob a 7-11, because he can use the ring to make watermelons and fried chicken using only his imagination.
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-21 10:27 AM
You make me sad for the human race, David. I will tell my masters there is nothing worth saving here.
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-21 10:27 AM
Good bye friends.
Posted By: Rob Kamphausen Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-22 5:46 AM
yo man, let's get out of here. word to your mother.
Posted By: Stupid Doog Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-22 7:08 AM
He's gonna open a book of Koran your ass! Durka durka Muhammed jihad!
Posted By: Stupid Doog Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-22 7:18 AM
 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
He's gonna open a book of Koran your ass! Durka durka Muhammed jihad!


Edited so I don't get beheaded.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-22 7:25 AM
you're only going to get beheaded in the penis.
Posted By: Stupid Doog Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-22 7:30 AM
Lothar has to catch me first!
Posted By: Stupid Doog Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2012-06-22 7:35 AM
 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
Lothar rob has to catch me first!
Posted By: Wonder Boy Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2013-01-15 3:06 AM
Penis-beheading be damned.





I can't believe DC published this cover.
Seriously?

They must have goitten a phone call or two from the NAACP.
This is the blackest lantern ever!
Posted By: Wonder Boy Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2013-02-09 8:09 AM
 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
Dave, don't be a rassist. A Black green lantern doesn't necessarily need to rob a 7-11, because he can use the ring to make watermelons and fried chicken using only his imagination.


Dammit, I never thought of that!
Posted By: First Amongst Daves Re: Return of the Black Lantern - 2013-02-21 12:35 PM
This is a bit douche-ish. Muslims don't get tattoos, for one. Only wannabe expat brats in Dubai get Arabic tattoos.
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