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Posted By: Grimm Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-03-30 4:44 PM
You will now see in the forum a thread titled Vanguard-The Movie?!? the premise of which is Kit Piper has optioned the rights to a film about Vanguard. The studio making the film is Bastardo Productions, headed up by Louie Bastardo, a stereotypical sleazy Hollywood film producer. Characterwise he's meant to be a cross between Danny Devito and Jerry Stiller.

So, the challenge to you is to carry on the story without all the bullshit that plagues the regular stories. Posters will either acquire points or be eliminated based on what they post in the story. The poster with the most points at the end of the story will win.

So, how do you acquire points?

Carrying plot threads-25 points. Pick up and carry on a plot thread someone else started.

Characterization-50 points. Take some time and write someone's character they want them written. Not the way you want them written.

Teamwork-75 points. Show Vanguard working as a team, utilising the skills inherent to the characters involved. Adem Different is a non physical detective character for instance. Devise a way for him to use skills he actually possesses.

Causing other posters to post in the story (bribery won't cut it here, pure writing skill). If someone is excited enough by something you wrote to post in the story you gain 50 points. I'm counting on them to say so here in the talk thread for proper pointage (honesty, please, people.) If you entice the GM to post (that's me) you get 75 points. If you entice busy/burned out posters the Doctor, Prometheus, Danny, TTT, Mxy, etc. that's 100 points. If you entice the rare Chewy Walrus or Gooz to post, that's 150 points. Posters posting of their own volition to play the game does not count.

Rules of elimination. The following rules will cause instant elimination of a poster. Once eliminated, you may not post again in the story.

Killing plot threads-killing off a plot thread someone else started in pursuant of your own.

Attempting to fit the story into continuity. This is a game, let it stand on it's own.

Blatant mischaracterization. Writing someone's character so poorly off, that's it not even the same character.

Done in ones. Introducing concepts, then having your character deal with them in the same post, removing them.

Excess baggage. Delving deep into your own character's personal history, feelings, motivations, blah blah blah. No long winded explanations of Phil's feelings about his not knowing who he is, or how all of Euro's characters interrelate, as examples.

Uber characters. Making your character the star will not only result in disqualification but negative points.

Disruption of story flow. No holding off the story for something you want to do later. No pushing for the story to move elsewhere when it's going fine.

Ok, I think that's about it. Get in there and write and have fun.
Posted By: Eurostar Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-03-30 6:15 PM
Busy burned out posters LIKE DANNY?

Are you kidding?

Jokes aside, sounds very fun! It is a very good idea.
Posted By: Grimm Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-03-30 6:44 PM
Ok, tell you what. First person that gets Danny to post (based on their WRITING) gets 175 points.
Posted By: Eurostar Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-03-30 8:17 PM
Eh.
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-03-30 8:51 PM
What if I entice myself to post?
Posted By: The Time Trust Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-03-31 12:28 AM
Quote:

Grimm said:
Teamwork-75 points. Show Vanguard working as a team, utilising the skills inherent to the characters involved. Adem Different is a non physical detective character for instance. Devise a way for him to use skills he actually possesses.




What's a "non physical detective character"? I've read that line over and over and still can't figure out what you mean by it.
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-03-31 12:51 AM
It means no fisticuffs.
Posted By: The Time Trust Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-03-31 1:32 AM
Ah... now that seems painfully obvious. I was wondering how the actual detective work could be non-physical and couldn't figure that out.

Y'know, I find it kind of funny that thedoctor went from a violent character (Dirk Bell) to a pacifist character (Adem Different), while my three characters in MBL/Vanguard went from non-violent to progressively more violent: Pete was a complete pacifist (a coward, really) and just got around through luck, Chance was a reluctant combatant who fought only when necessary and disliked guns, and Mason likes any old excuse for a scrap, with any weapons at hand if possible.
Posted By: Grimm Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-03-31 6:16 AM
Quote:

thedoctor said:
What if I entice myself to post?




Posting of your own volition gets you nothing but whatever points you may earn through using the above mentioned ways.
Posted By: Eurostar Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-03-31 12:24 PM
It's a cool idea, but I find it especially difficult to work out the double angle of having a story happening while they basically had to develop a story. Maybe for the first time it could have been simpler.

Well, I guess I will grant points to someone if I am induced to post.
Posted By: Grimm Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-03-31 4:36 PM
I don't understand what you're saying. It's a simple concept. They're going to Hollywood to help in a film being made about them. Pretty easy.
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-03-31 5:53 PM
Quote:

Grimm said:
Quote:

thedoctor said:
What if I entice myself to post?




Posting of your own volition gets you nothing but whatever points you may earn through using the above mentioned ways.





"You're no fun anymore."


Posted By: Eurostar Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-03-31 10:31 PM
Quote:

Grimm said:
I don't understand what you're saying. It's a simple concept. They're going to Hollywood to help in a film being made about them. Pretty easy.




What I was meaning is that this kind of set up suggest me that there should be two plot, the one about the movie, played by the actors, and the one about "reality" with our heroes, and the two should cross.

I know it has not to be that way, and it could be a lot simpler, but to me your set up suggest that. That's why even if I tried for a couple of days to come up with a following for your post, I prefer to pass and see what others come up with.
Posted By: GoozX Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-04-01 3:13 AM
Grimm: 150 points.

Interesting concept and story. Might get another one out of me too.
Posted By: Eurostar Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-04-01 11:16 AM
Gooz, bastard, you made me to post!
Posted By: Grimm Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-04-01 5:44 PM
Leave this thread headlined, please.

As GM, I collect no points.

Gooz: Picking up threads, 25 points. Caused Euro to post, 50 points. I give you bonus for actually posting, 100 points. Total points: 175.

Euro: Carrying on threads, 25 points. Brilliant turn of Euro adopting Adem in the script, 100 bonus points. Total: 125 points.

Who's next?
Posted By: Grimm Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-04-02 6:19 AM
Mxy, 200 points for a damn funny post!
Posted By: Eurostar Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-04-02 8:17 AM
Mxy, you are the best. I am still rolling on the floor.

(But, how many sons of Ed have the deep blue hairs? )
Posted By: Danny Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-04-02 2:01 PM
Quote:

Eurostar said:
Busy burned out posters LIKE DANNY?

Are you kidding?


...my life is so pathetic. Jokes are being made at my expense about how much time I spent writing an internet superhero roleplaying story.

I need a fucking girlfriend.
Posted By: Danny Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-04-02 2:02 PM
Quote:

Grimm said:
Ok, tell you what. First person that gets Danny to post (based on their WRITING) gets 175 points.


I was going to jump in, but I like this. I'm gonna wait until it grabs me. Then I'm going to rack up so many points all your heads'll spin. All of 'em!
Posted By: Grimm Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-04-02 4:34 PM
Don't wait too long.

Okay, guys, I'm giving you each 50 points for your glimpses into the script of the film, and for carrying off of the cliffhangers. Euro: Jack Nicholson as D'Goon?! Priceless! that's a hundred points.

Gooz: 225

Euro: 275

Mxy: 250

I think I'll make a slight rules change. Instead of immediate elimination for an infraction, I think I'll deduct points. Might make things a little more fun. Thoughts?
Posted By: Eurostar Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-04-02 7:39 PM
I think that it should be done a sort of average between the post of each poster (I don't know if I am able to explain this in English, but I try).

I mean that if one poster posts much more than the others, obviously grabs a lot of points, even if his posts get no "special points".

I have posted twice, because I felt compelled by Mxy cliffhanger to post, but maybe I should have left at last two or three other poster to post before me. So, maybe, in the sum of the points the fact that I gathered them with two posts should be adressed. I am not saying that it should be divided by two, but maybe reduced a few...

It's not something important now, but toward the end, when Danny will post 33 posts consecutively, it could be of importance. Unless he finds a fucking girlfriend (I especially recommend NOT to find a non-fucking one. It would be boring.)
Posted By: Eurostar Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-04-02 7:41 PM
It came to my mind Jack Nicholson in that movie with Tom Cruise and Demi Moore.
Posted By: Grimm Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-04-03 2:22 AM
A Few Good Men?

Euro, If such situation with Danny does occur, I will take that into consideration and distribute points accordingly.

Goozfort, causing the GM to post: 75 points. Overall post, 100 points.

Gooz: 400

Euro: 275

Mxy: 250

Goozfort jumped ahead of the pack today, gents. C'mon, show me what you got! Johnny come latelies are gonna be hard pressed to keep up.
Posted By: Eurostar Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-04-03 7:58 AM
I was joking, with Danny, if that was not evident.
Posted By: Eurostar Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-04-03 7:59 AM
And, yes, it was that movie, Grimm.
Posted By: Eurostar Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-04-03 8:14 AM
Gooz, bwahahahahahahaha!!!!

Grimm, you have created a monster.
Posted By: Grimm Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-04-03 11:06 AM


ohhh, I'm too drunk to assign points right now. I'll do it later. good work though, guys.
Posted By: Danny Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-04-03 12:35 PM
Quote:

Eurostar said:


It's not something important now, but toward the end, when Danny will post 33 posts consecutively, it could be of importance. Unless he finds a fucking girlfriend (I especially recommend NOT to find a non-fucking one. It would be boring.)


Just to update... as of the other night, I have found a girlfriend. Not really relevant to the story. Just thought I'd throw that in there.
Posted By: Eurostar Re: Ok, kids, let's play a game. - 2004-04-03 2:12 PM
Posted By: Grimm weekend points - 2004-04-05 2:43 AM
Ok, picking up from Friday night's postings. . .

Mxy:
plots-25
characterization-100. love everyone sneaking in to read the script.
the whole adam sardella scene, including the bowie reference-150

Gooz:
plots-25
characterization-50
the whole vanguard league of justice scene, including continuing the Bowie ref.-150

Euro:
plots-50
character-150
a short post, but very well done.

CJ:
plots-25
characters-100
Kitty Kline-50 hilarious!
concept designs/leather nipples-100 also hilarious!


Gooz: 625

Euro: 475

Mxy: 525

CJ: 275

Good going, kids. I'm very pleased with this so far.
Posted By: Cowgirl Jack Re: weekend points - 2004-04-05 3:06 AM
I can't believe I got a 150 points for boob-related posts. That would be funny if it wasn't so sad...
Posted By: Grimm Re: weekend points - 2004-04-05 3:30 AM
It was funny, that's why you got the points.
Posted By: Grimm Re: weekend points - 2004-04-09 4:25 AM


I'll add up the postings later tonight.

Are you guys ready to progress the story along, or do you wanna read through some more "scripts?"
Posted By: Eurostar Re: weekend points - 2004-04-09 8:32 AM
I am waiting for that.
Posted By: The Time Trust Re: weekend points - 2004-04-09 11:57 AM
I was thinking of having "Chance and Pete Glover" show up as twins in one of the scripts a la Schwartzenegger and DeVito (non-identical, natch), or perhaps Pete Glover showing up as Grimm's long-lost papa, but it would probably be a bit much...
Posted By: Eurostar Re: weekend points - 2004-04-09 12:58 PM
Mxy, you made me pee in my pants.
Posted By: Grimm Re: weekend points - 2004-04-14 3:27 AM
I know it's Tuesday, bear with me. Long week here.

CJ: 150 points for bringing the Gooz to post. (did I give Mxy points for that last time?)

Gooz: 100 points for Bay's Vanguard and taking shots at your own character. 50 points for your continued presence in this story.

Mxy: 200 points for Pulp Vanguard. Loved it! 50 points for enticing Notwedge into the game.

Notwedge: 300 points for the whole power armor scene. Perfectly built up and hilarious.

Gooz: 775
Euro: 475
Mxy: 775
CJ: 450
Notwedge: 300

Okay, so if my scoring's right on, Goozfort and Mxymillian are tied for the lead (if not, Mxy might be ahead) with Euro and Jackie close behind. Notwedge has entered the game strong.

I'm going to attempt to move the group into Hollywood and introduce them to Louie Bastardo in the next couple days. In the meantime, feel free to carry on. You can have them on the private plane Miss X chartered, reading scripts, talking about the movie, just goofing off, etc.

Show me whatcha got, people. You're all doing fantastic, so far.
Posted By: The Indestructible Man Re: weekend points - 2004-04-19 5:07 AM
How many points do people get for confusing me?
Posted By: Grimm Re: weekend points - 2004-04-19 5:11 AM
It depends on your state of confusion to begin with and how inebriated you are.

Are ye planning on getting back into the stories? We started an FAQ thread to help out newcomers and returnees.
Posted By: Grimm Re: weekend points - 2004-04-24 9:29 PM
The game continues. . .

Gooz: 775
Euro: 475
Mxy: 775
CJ: 450
Notwedge: 300
Danny: 175
Posted By: thedoctor Re: weekend points - 2004-05-07 1:09 AM
I, of course, give credit for the inspiration of that last story to none other than Erik Estrada.
Posted By: Grimm Re: weekend points - 2004-05-07 3:08 AM
250 points, Doc. Loved it! Especially the trailer.
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: weekend points - 2004-05-07 5:18 AM
Agreed.
Posted By: Grimm Re: weekend points - 2010-07-05 6:37 AM
this needs to come back. even if we're not playing the game, I want to do more in this story. Hollywood's starting to inspire me. . .
Posted By: Rob (fuck you) Kamphausen Re: weekend points - 2010-08-15 6:23 AM
or is it...
Posted By: ROY BATTY Re: weekend points - 2010-08-15 8:36 AM
yes
Posted By: Grimm Re: weekend points - 2010-08-16 10:46 PM
busy with work and no intarwebs, so piss off, Paulie. \:p
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: weekend points - 2010-09-10 5:46 AM
You see Mitch, I used to be you. And lately I've been missing me so I asked Dr. Hathaway if I could room with me again and he said sure.
Posted By: Grimm Re: weekend points - 2010-09-10 7:03 AM
now would you classify that as a design problem or a launch problem?
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: weekend points - 2010-09-10 1:23 PM
You wanted to see me, Your Joggingness?
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