Once upon a time Prince Charming came home from a long day of ruling the Kingdom to find that Cinderella had left him and taken all of their possessions. So he sent for his best friends to all go out and have a drink with him at the local pub. The next day he went to the market and bought a huge sectional leather couch with a long part at the end to lay down on and an XBox-360 and PS3 and a Blue-ray player and a 60 inch HDTV and Surround Sound and he subscribed to all the sports channels because the bitch wasn't there to tell him he couldn't and he kicked the cats out and got a dog and a pickup truck and went golfing once a week and went camping and hunting and got a mini-fridge filled with beer and drank as much as he wanted and stared at boobs all day long and never remarried and lived happily ever after.


The End.

Your wife flipped out on you, didn't she? If so, I saw that coming from your last post. If not, well, I still RAWK.

Sorry if she took all your stuff, dude.

Sorry to hear it doog.

Sorry? He sounds happy. Good for you doog.

Yeah...that's why I only told Doog that I'm sorry that she took his stuff...Doog is still coming out ahead.

No, it's a fairy tale that I imagine for about 5 or 6 days once a month. We worked stuff out; She agreed to start taking anti-depressants to help her mood swings if I agreed to play less video games and be more physically active again. I was also promoted to an IT position that removes an enormous amount of stress off my shoulders. It has helped our marriage improve significantly and we do try to spend more time with each other. Unfortunately about 2 days before and 3 days after her cycle starts she drives me out of my FUCKING mind.

Sorry, man.

Glad to hear things are getting better for you, Doog.

or are you...

Good to hear, Keith!