"We didn't have to do this shit in Ayer's house."

Fuck America.....you will all bow down to Islam soon enough.

"I think Mecca is THIS way..."

Curiously enough, Barack Obama's heart is located in his groin.

Show more respect to our Glorious Leader, Snarf. Don't you realize that he plans to seize the means of production in order to pay for you to get free hair plugs?

Praise the Light. Praise our messenger from Allah.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/anthem.asp

Everyone was trying to hide the fact that were they sporting erections... and Hilary turned out to have the biggest one.

The second guy is thinking "How the hell did I end up on stage with a black guy and two dykes!?"

His name is Bill Richardson and you should show him some respect.

If I ever met him I will kick him in the balls! Real Hard!!

Something's not right with that quote.