Why Ronald Reagan was a Democrat

Cause he was a good guy, who had a soul, and knew what the fuck he was doing. The end.

He sure knew how to handle his monkey.

This was going to be the next thread I was going to start.
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I would vote for Ronald Reagan no matter what party he was with.......if he was still alive that is.......no,I'd vote for Zombie Ronald Reagan too.

Originally Posted By: allan1

I would vote for Ronald Reagan no matter what party he was with.......if he was still alive that is.......no,I'd vote for Zombie Ronald Reagan too.

That COULD scare away people from killing others... Execution by getting one's brain nommed by the POTUS.

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Cause he was a good guy, who had a soul, and knew what the fuck he was doing. The end.

He also raised taxes at one point.

Nothing wrong with that. It's only fucked up when you charge different classes for different taxes. That's illegal. Should be a straight-across-the-board tax for eveyone, young, old, rich, poor.

You support a flat tax?

Troll bored Prometheus or Devon Prometheus?

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Nothing wrong with that. It's only fucked up when you charge different classes for different taxes. That's illegal. Should be a straight-across-the-board tax for eveyone, young, old, rich, poor.

Can't make it any simpler.

Ok, surprises me is all. I happen to agree.

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

He sure knew how to handle his monkey.

A Bobo reference!

Someone please rack this man.

Originally Posted By: allan1

I'd vote for Zombie Ronald Reagan too.

He already ran in the 84 election against Mondale.

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Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

Originally Posted By: allan1

I'd vote for Zombie Ronald Reagan too.

He already ran in the 84 election against Mondale.

But I was too young to vote $\:\($

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

Ok, surprises me is all. I happen to agree.

I would probably surprise you with many of my personal political beliefs.

From 2009's As President of the United States, I Would...

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Abolish Welfare. Completely. Take the welfare budget, give half to public education, and half towards a special grant program. That program would teach former welfare recipients functional job skills, primarily in fields benefiting social services, as well as military weapons manufacturing and research/development in the fields of alternative energy. During their time in this program, they are given homes to live in, and paid for by the government. The cost of the housing and living expenses (i.e. food) are paid back over a twenty-year spread through mandatory deductions from their future paychecks. This program is not mandatory, however. Former recipients can choose, if eligible, to do the equivalent time in a branch of the US military. Each person gets a three-shot chance at the educational program. If they fail all three chances (i.e. as with any learning institution, bad grades, school conduct, attendance, drug tests, etc.) they are simply on their own. The government will provide no further assistance to them.

Invade Mexico. Give them an initial offer to officially become the 51st state of America. If they refuse, go in and take over. Declare it a state, eradicate the drug cartels, and embrace our new American brothers and sisters. End of border patrol problem. P.S. Stop trembling Canada, we're not interested. We've already got Shatner.

End Cuban Embargo. The Cold War is over, we won. Let's just end this whole pissing match and jump-kick some economies. Let's instead shift the embargo onto France and isolate them for about thirty years. Rape has no excuse.

Create the White House Channel. A government-run news channel for standard cable, bypassing CNN, FOX, MSNBC, or any other jerkwad newsertainment channel as the primary source for actual political information. From the horses' mouth, instead of the horses' ass. Booya.

Legalize Marijuana. (Shocker!) Seriously though. Legalize it, with strict standards and regulations, and tax the absolute H-E-L-L out of it. Like tobacco. Sold only in specialty shops, like liquor. For ages 21 and older. Take the budget from the "War of Drugs", and combine with the tax income, and divide it between government healthare, and NASA.

Set Term Limits for Congress. No more than two terms of four years each. No more Strom Thurmond's or Ted Kennedy's. Eight years is the maximum amount of time you can sit in office. This should not only satisfy keeping fresh blood and fresh ideas flowing in government, but still maintain a longevity factor that provides the wisdom needed to run the country.

English is the national language. You can speak your own "native" language if you like. However, that doesn't mean I have to give a shit. Learn English or go home. To meet halfway, I would increase emphasis on learning a second language in all public school systems.

I no longer want the White House channel. Just saying.

I agree with all the above as long as Canada will stipulate that we get to keep Shatner and return Avril Lavigne back to them where we never hear her again...........ever.

Sure get a bunch of young American sons and daughters killed invading and annexing a sovereign nation.

Then we can drop the atomic bomb on France.

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Create the White House Channel. A government-run news channel for standard cable, bypassing CNN, FOX, MSNBC, or any other jerkwad newsertainment channel as the primary source for actual political information. From the horses' mouth, instead of the horses' ass. Booya.

Sincerely,
Joseph Goebbels

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Create the White House Channel. A government-run news channel for standard cable, bypassing CNN, FOX, MSNBC, or any other jerkwad newsertainment channel as the primary source for actual political information. From the horses' mouth, instead of the horses' ass. Booya.

After the Gulf of Tonkin, Iran Contra, and Watergate we want to get our news "from the horses mouth"

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

I no longer want the White House channel. Just saying.

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

Sure get a bunch of young American sons and daughters killed invading and annexing a sovereign nation.

Then we can drop the atomic bomb on France.

Then we're agreed!

Originally Posted By: allan1

I agree with all the above as long as Canada will stipulate that we get to keep Shatner and return Avril Lavigne back to them where we never hear her again...........ever.

DONE! Tell them to keep Celine Dion and it's a win-win!

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Invade Mexico. Give them an initial offer to officially become the 51st state of America. If they refuse, go in and take over. Declare it a state, eradicate the drug cartels, and embrace our new American brothers and sisters. End of border patrol problem. P.S. Stop trembling Canada, we're not interested. We've already got Shatner.

I'm no expert in geography, but I think even if we take over Mexico there still might be a border somewhere. It just may have moved. Then again not every country has borders.

I made a list of what I would do if I were president. It wasn't in 2009, it was when I was 9.

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: allan1

I agree with all the above as long as Canada will stipulate that we get to keep Shatner and return Avril Lavigne back to them where we never hear her again...........ever.

DONE! Tell them to keep Celine Dion and it's a win-win!

Let's all remember Canada has already apologized for Bryan Adams on numerous occasions!

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

Sure get a bunch of young American sons and daughters killed invading and annexing a sovereign nation.

Then we can drop the atomic bomb on France.

Then we're agreed!

Right and after we take Mexico we'll have whatever it is that has made them the world success and shining beacon they've become.

Telenovelas? YAY!

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

Sure get a bunch of young American sons and daughters killed invading and annexing a sovereign nation.

Then we can drop the atomic bomb on France.

Then we're agreed!

Right and after we take Mexico we'll have whatever it is that has made them the world success and shining beacon they've become.

You're a genius! Your grasp on the complexity and multifaceted nature of ideas, politics, progress, and imagination is second-to-none here. Well thought out.

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

I made a list of what I would do if I were president. It wasn't in 2009, it was when I was 9.

That sounds about right.

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

He sure knew how to handle his monkey.

There are a delightful multitude of interpretations of that.

Among them, the fact that he had a pet monkey in one of his movies.

I don't think you could be any dumber. I really, really don't.

Originally Posted By: Captain Sweden

The JPG lists a Christmas 1983 date, so I guess this is a real photo, and not photoshopped as I would have guessed.

Not a fake at all. I remember that happening. It was during the height of "A Team mania." Mr. T came to the White House for some charity Christmas event (maybe Toys for Tots). The photo was released by the White House itself as part of the publicity for the event. It was in all the papers.

Its almost like your lapdog is completely oblivious to the real world.

Originally Posted By: Wonder Boy

Originally Posted By: Captain Sweden

The JPG lists a Christmas 1983 date, so I guess this is a real photo, and not photoshopped as I would have guessed.

If you see the link, then you would know that it's taken from Wikipedia.

(To be precise, the Mr T article.

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In any event, you can't photoshop something this awesome.

Originally Posted By: rex

Its almost like your lapdog is completely oblivious to the real world.

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Originally Posted By: Captain Sweden

In any event, you can't photoshop something this awesome.

This.

Originally Posted By: iggy

Originally Posted By: Captain Sweden

In any event, you can't photoshop something this awesome.

This.

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