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Atomikboy64: Disco Steve, sucka!

Lord Mxypltk: Take a frickin' guess.


Lord Mxypltk: I'm registering on a Russian site to get some lousy MP3s...
Atomikboy64: heh.
Atomikboy64: what MP3s?
Lord Mxypltk: I got the Bowie album from Kazaa. There's also a bonus disc, but it's not in Kazaa. It's just four songs or so. I've been looking for the songs for a while
Atomikboy64: Ah.
Lord Mxypltk: I'm scared, I just agreed to a lot of stuff.
Atomikboy64: Heh.
Atomikboy64: Uh-oh.
Lord Mxypltk: These Russians, they are a lot like the Germans.
Atomikboy64: How's that?
Lord Mxypltk: They talk weird.
Atomikboy64: heh
Lord Mxypltk: That's great, now they say I have to pay
Atomikboy64: That's how it happens.
Atomikboy64: Bastards.
Lord Mxypltk: Or that they will rape me
Lord Mxypltk: I'm not sure
Atomikboy64: Heh.
Atomikboy64: crazy Russians.
Atomikboy64: with their communism
Lord Mxypltk: I got their acceptance e-mail.
Atomikboy64: yay!
Atomikboy64: You're accepted
Lord Mxypltk: Çäðàâñòâóéòå!

Äëÿ ïîäòâåðæäåíèÿ ðåãèñòðàöèè â Êëóáå MP3Search.Ru çàéäèòå ïî ýòîé ññûëêå:
http://my.mp3search.ru/confirm/604f37c70deabf376dd60dd7e9917972

Çàïðîñ íà ðåãèñòðàöèþ çàïðîøåí ñ IP: 200.104.137.37

Ñëóæáà ïîääåðæêè nuclear device Êëóáà MP3Search.Ru

Atomikboy64: Heh.
Lord Mxypltk: What's that sound outside?
Atomikboy64: Heh!
Lord Mxypltk: Uh-
Atomikboy64: Dun dun dun!
Auto response from Lord Mxypltk: I am currently away from the computer.

Lord Mxypltk: I'm amazed that my computer survived the blast
Atomikboy64: Yep
Atomikboy64: Did you duck and voer?
Atomikboy64: *cover
Lord Mxypltk: I hugged the computer.
Atomikboy64: heh
Lord Mxypltk: Now he and I are one.
Atomikboy64: Eek!
Lord Mxypltk: Mxy is no more.
Lord Mxypltk: I am... Mxyiac.
Atomikboy64: I had a feeling that was it.'
Lord Mxypltk: Silence.
Atomikboy64: Yes.
Lord Mxypltk: Foolish human, you shall perish like the rest of the human race.
Atomikboy64: There's a race!?
Atomikboy64: WHERE!?
Lord Mxypltk: Ïîçäðàâëÿåì!
Atomikboy64: I cna't read your russian.
Lord Mxypltk: Âû óñïåøíî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàíû íà MP3Search.Ru!
Atomikboy64: Torvarish.
Lord Mxypltk: Ñëóæáà ïîääåðæêè free MP3 for you.
Atomikboy64: Says you.
Lord Mxypltk: I have absorbed all the information in this planet.
Atomikboy64: I'm sorry to hear that.
Lord Mxypltk: It has bored me, like a Full House rerun.
Lord Mxypltk: Or a Full House new episode, for that matter.
Atomikboy64: Heh.
Lord Mxypltk: I shall flee this planet and search for more information somewhere else.
Atomikboy64: Try the sun.
Lord Mxypltk: Silence. I think I shall start with...
Lord Mxypltk: Melmack.
Atomikboy64: Camel K
Lord Mxypltk: No! Silence!
Lord Mxypltk: Foolish, foolish mortal!
Atomikboy64: On! Sencile!
Lord Mxypltk: Why do you cause Mxyiac such pain and confusion?
Lord Mxypltk: What has Mxyiac ever done to you?
Atomikboy64: You took all the world's invormation (or lack thereof)
Lord Mxypltk: That is not your bussines, that is between Mxyiac and the Super Friends.
Lord Mxypltk: Foiling my plans over and over.
Atomikboy64: Yes.
Atomikboy64: No.
Lord Mxypltk: I have been a super villain for five minutes and alredy they have ruined my plans several times.
Atomikboy64: That's what happens.
Lord Mxypltk: Super Friends don't consider Mxyiac's feelings.
Atomikboy64: Sorry, man.
Atomikboy64: Can't be helped.
Lord Mxypltk: Super Friends think Mxyiac doesn't have a heart just because he wants to upload the information of their brains to his server.
Atomikboy64: Nothing wrong with that.
Atomikboy64: Super... Fiends is more like it
Lord Mxypltk: Yes. Foolish, foolish mortals. They shall all perish.
Atomikboy64: Probably.
Lord Mxypltk: Thanks for your advice, kind inferior being. Yours shall be a quick and peaceful death.
Atomikboy64: Sure.
Atomikboy64: So...
Lord Mxypltk: As promised, Mxyiac shall leave this planet now. Good-bye, filthy inferior being.
Lord Mxypltk: When I return my knowlegde shall be superior and I shall eradicate the Super Friends with it.
Atomikboy64: I see.
Atomikboy64: See ya
Lord Mxypltk: And now, to the stars...
Lord Mxypltk: ...AND BEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND!
Atomikboy64: I see
Lord Mxypltk: Silence! I am flying away!
Lord Mxypltk signed off at 9:57:35 PM.

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dat dere's some fucked-up shit, dude.

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I Pity The Fool

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scumbag

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That's pretty friggin' hilarious, actually...

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They have strange and wonderful drugs in South Armenia.

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Strange and wonderful enough to chance Mxy into a cyborg, I'd wager...

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Indeed.

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Fools. All of you.

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YOU!


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