Soy is one horny bastard. Anyone who knows him knows that. Here we exchange hilarious witticisms (the likes of which may or may not be original) and view Soy in his natural habitat: trying to get a girl. For once she is older than 18.
THE PLAYERS
Atomikboy64 = Disco Steve
Soy Un Perdor's AIM screenname has been changed to keep people from IMing him. I guess he doesn't want friends. Same goes for his friend Paige.
Atomikboy64: Spore
Soy un Perdor: Spoon
Atomikboy64: How're you?
Soy un Perdor:
http://www.kbtoys.com/genProduct.html/PID/2431939/ctid/17/place/agsfSoy un Perdor: you decide
Atomikboy64: "Reasons for war sold separately"
Soy un Perdor: that is funny
Atomikboy64: I stole it from Bill Maher
Atomikboy64: Anne Coulter is one conservative woman I'd like to kill, speaking of which.
Atomikboy64: Or nail, whichever would work better.
Soy un Perdor: heheh
Atomikboy64: Do you know of whom I speak?
Soy un Perdor: uyes
Atomikboy64: Okie-dokie.
Atomikboy64: so...
Soy un Perdor: I am talking to my future wife. (paige) But she is on the phone with her mom.
Atomikboy64: Your future mother in law.
Soy un Perdor: yup!
Soy un Perdor: I never thought of it like that. Wow, sounds cool, huh?
Atomikboy64: Yep.
Atomikboy64: Does her mother hate you yet?
Soy un Perdor: No, she doesn't know I am alive yet, which definitely works in my favor.
Soy un Perdor: Soy’s Friend that he wants to nail [8:14 PM]: you are out of your mind
Atomikboy64: Nice.
Atomikboy64: What did you say?
Soy un Perdor: heheh
Soy un Perdor: I copy and pasted everything since I said I was talking to my future wife
Atomikboy64: Heh.
Soy un Perdor: Soy un Perdor [8:15 PM]: Oh well, I can dream, can't I?
Soy un Perdor [8:17 PM]: Still talking to Mom?
Soy’s Friend that he wants to nail [8:18 PM]: yes..........
Soy un Perdor [8:18 PM]: We won't tell her about us (at least, not yet)
Atomikboy64: Heh
Soy un Perdor: Soy’s Friend that he wants to nail [8:20 PM]: who were you talking to?
Soy un Perdor [8:20 PM]: Some people are just so judgemental, they wouldn't understand this... this bond we share. Sometimes, even I don't understand, but there's a lot I have yet to learn
Atomikboy64: Yes.
Soy un Perdor: Soy’s Friend that he wants to nail [8:21 PM]: ahhh, did i hurt your feelings?
Soy’s Friend that he wants to nail [8:21 PM]: you are a good friend!
Soy un Perdor [8:21 PM]: No, I am persistent. "friends," she says... But everything starts out as friends...
Atomikboy64: Heh.
Atomikboy64: Keep reaching for that rainbow, Soy Beans.
Soy un Perdor: She shot me down dude. I just think it is her way of playing hard to get. Well two can play at this game.
Atomikboy64: Heh.
Atomikboy64: I don't know if that works if you both play hard to get.
Soy un Perdor: I saw Just Shoot Me. I know how this works. David Spade liked the model, and she only paid attention to him after he started acting like a conceited ignorant dude. I am already halfway there. Just need to learn how to be conceited.
Atomikboy64: And a dude.
Soy un Perdor: you bastard
Atomikboy64: Zing!
Soy un Perdor: Soy’s Friend that he wants to nail [8:28 PM]: Sharad - you are something else................gonna run...gotta pick up the voice mail for SOAR and call about dogs............
Soy un Perdor [8:28 PM]: mmmhmmm
Soy un Perdor [8:28 PM]: Well if you ever need a way to spend the evening, just holla
Soy un Perdor: Soy’s Friend that he wants to nail [8:29 PM]: thanks, baby.............
Soy un Perdor [8:29 PM]: meow
Atomikboy64: Heh
Atomikboy64: You a playa, dogg
Soy un Perdor: lol
Soy un Perdor: I try. I try.
Soy un Perdor: She called me baby. I think there is something there
Soy un Perdor: well I am going to do the unspeakable
Soy un Perdor: (take a shower)
Soy un Perdor: later dude
Soy un Perdor: If you have this whole conversation, post it at Robbie's
Soy un Perdor: change my name and paige's though
Soy un Perdor: That will give you a way to spend the evening
