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Chant #212031 2005-10-01 11:12 PM
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A baby brit awwwwwwwww! can I babysit?







A baby Brit is "NOT" cute!

it's a Demon spawned in the deepest, most fiery pits of hell!

Demonspawn I say, DEMONSPAWN

now, of course, a good name for a boy would be Michael, especially for a demon boy




Demonspawn!?!

I'm sure Di Bat Pho will have something to say to you about that!

The Junior Edition will indeed turn out cute, as these more recent ultrasounds clearly show...


Britannica Jnr Edition 5 July 2005


Britannica Jnr Edition 24 Aug 2005

Sorry Chant, we already have his/her secret identity picked out. Not that we know if Baby Brit is a boy or girl. But we chose Jessica Anh for a girl (Anh is my mother-in-laws middle name) and Andrew James for a boy (James being my, Dad's and Grandad's middle names).

Mind you, he or she has obviously inherited some of Di Bat Pho's abilities. I felt the baby kick for the first time on Wednesday!

Though obviously Di Bat Pho has been feeling the baby kick for a while longer.


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Hey look! He's got your third toe!

Looks like things are going great.

I've been keeping pretty busy but I'll try to get up another part to my story and pm you any designs later Midnight

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yep, that's how a demonspawn fetus looks like




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... no horns.
No tail.
Looks like a human to me.
Just what exactly are you, Chant?!
Congratulations, Brit.


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Nice brain.

Congratulations!

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Hey look! He's got your third toe!




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... no horns.
No tail.
Looks like a human to me.
Just what exactly are you, Chant?!
Congratulations, Brit.




such things doesn't sprout until after birth




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it's a Demon spawned in the deepest, most fiery pits of hell!



You seem to be confused, Chant. See:




This is a baby. This baby has a big head and independent third toe movement.










































This is a demonspawn. Notice that the demonspawn also has a big head, but lacks the independent third toe movement. A very critical difference separating those destined to become superheroes and save the world, and....well....Republicans.

I hope this helps.

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no, no, I'm pretty sure the baby's a demonspawn aswell




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Cute baby, Brit.

Now all you gotta do is teach it to type and it can get on here and start posting.


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Cheers Guys!

Di Brit Jnr Ed isn't just kicking, it's doing gymnastics now!

Di Bat Pho's agility and kick, my independant third-toe movement, visible brain.

It's all good!

And no sign of horns or tails or republican party memberships!

I wanted to start reading the baby the JLR Book of bedtime stories (so DBJE could catch up with the backstory), but DBP just mocks me. So I've been working on the alphabet and numeracy skills instead.

Though I think I'll have to wait until the baby is born to teach the typing skills, Spandex.


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Hey look! He's got your third toe!

Looks like things are going great.

I've been keeping pretty busy but I'll try to get up another part to my story and pm you any designs later Midnight




Great additions to _________, Hybrid!

But when's the next post!?!


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Next post should be soon. Really, at this point I'm just trying to get the story done, so I'm not really as happy with the posts as I'd like to be. I'll probably keep adding to it like that for now with just the basic writing and then go back later and edit it to add more into it. I could re-release it later as some "Special Edition Directors Cut" or something.

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Also I would like to take this time to say-

THOUSANDTH POST! WOOO!

-thank you, that is all.

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A baby brit awwwwwwwww! can I babysit?







That's very kind of you Jay.

How much do you charge?

Can you make your own way to and from our place?

Do you have any references?







I'd be willing to charge 2 bucks per hour (JRL special)

If you are anywhere in Sofla, I can probably reach you. if not then no

I have babysat for my sibs (and survived ) and I took care of a child for a new mom in my martial arts class.


And ignore Chant's comments about your kid beening demon spawn. I have babysat demonspawn. I know the terror . Baby Brit is not demonspawn.


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2 bucks? Bargin!

References seem OK...

I'm guessing Sofla is nowhere near Sydney.


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Cheers Guys!

Di Brit Jnr Ed isn't just kicking, it's doing gymnastics now!

Di Bat Pho's agility and kick, my independant third-toe movement, visible brain.

It's all good!

And no sign of horns or tails or republican party memberships!

I wanted to start reading the baby the JLR Book of bedtime stories (so DBJE could catch up with the backstory), but DBP just mocks me. So I've been working on the alphabet and numeracy skills instead.

Though I think I'll have to wait until the baby is born to teach the typing skills, Spandex.




But if he doesn't learn to type who's gonna post on the story?

Still, it's good that he's demonspawn free. Deon babies are never any fun.


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you think you know terror Jay?

Obviously you've never worked in Kindergarten!




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you think you know terror Jay?

Obviously you've never worked in Kindergarten!





Actually, worked thrid grade as a teacher's assistant , but was more t-ed off at the teacher than her students. I am truely a believer in leaving not children behind, but the teacher in question wouldn't let me help the one in the class who needed the help most and frankly, didn't seem all too concerned about the poor girl


Not to mention that all of my sibs ARE demonspawn. Especially my youngest sister, who is a mix of Rosemary's baby and Bebe's Kids I managed to bypass that fate. so trust me I know the horror. If you think that my sibs are a breeze, I'll send them to you. However, you have to sign a contract saying that Jay Orin is not responsible for any injuries (both mental, physical, and spirital) that they inflict.


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Oct 19th?

This makes me a saaaaaaaaaad panda. . .


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Alright soon i'll try to post to the story. Especially since I'm apparently the team leader...


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By the way I think I've finally realized what our team has been missing.....

The goofy alien teammate!

I suggest we correct this problem immediatly!


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where the hell in KY do you live, Ace?


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Originally Covington but now I'm kinda all over the place in KY


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Hello, I've never posted here, but I'd like to inform you guys that I called you a bunch of wannabes here: http://www.rkmbs.com/...SID=#Post631509

WATCHOO GONNA DO ABOOT IT, EH?


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Merry Christmas guys!


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Merry Christmas, Mr. Ace.

Merry Christmas, everyone!!!

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Happy New Year (A Little late, but what the hell?)


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Hi, Jay Orin!

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Hi folks!


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fuck it im gonna stranded for a week housesitting i may write on this goddamn thing


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Merry Christmas guys!



This was his last post.

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This was his last post.




He'll be back, they ALL come back




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No they wont!


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Way to kill the thread, you fat fool!


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Electro shock therapy initiate!


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