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Hey what's up? I am Marco Hunt. I hail from the DC Comics Message Boards. I hope to soon become as popular here as I was there!
Introduce yourself. I want to get to know you! I am a certified doctor, so you can always tell me your problems.
Let me give a little bio of myself.
I was born in a little town in California called Bakersfield. My mother, an Amazon queen had met my father, a Belgian dictator, at a cool soire in the Gulf of Mexico. There they fell in love and a year later, I was born.
When I was 13, I discovered that I had an amazing power to make stories up and be annoying. At first, I used my powers to become famous and rich. In fact you might recogonize my work. I created that little dancing baby thing. But when my dear uncle Benji died, I found that with great powers come great responsibilities and with medium powers come the choice between great responsibilities or doing nothing but watching Family Guy all day.
I chose the latter until the love of my life was murdered in a horrific car accident. After I got my revenge on the street lightpole that killed her, I became a superhero/criminal mastermind. For the first 12 hours of the day, I am a crime-fighting superhero called The Striker. Later on, I become, The Stroker where I run my evil criminal empire.
So that's about it. I recently turned 18 and it's pretty cool.
Um so yeah!
LAter...
I bring no answers to the questions.
I bring no light to the darkness.
I bring only truth as I know it.
I bring only belief as I see it.
I am not the Master.
I am not the Maker.
I am only the Guide to the Paradox.
Enjoy the Tour...
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By the way, can anyone help me get an avatar up. I don't know how I could make the image smaller to fit! Any help is highly appreciated!
LAter...
I bring no answers to the questions.
I bring no light to the darkness.
I bring only truth as I know it.
I bring only belief as I see it.
I am not the Master.
I am not the Maker.
I am only the Guide to the Paradox.
Enjoy the Tour...
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Hey Marco what's up.....I'm friends with your brother Mike Hunt.
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Hey PJP! Thanks for the welcome. Although I don't personally like your enemy list. Rather than list your enemies, why not list good things and a posistive message? Plus I like Howard Dean!
LAter...
I bring no answers to the questions.
I bring no light to the darkness.
I bring only truth as I know it.
I bring only belief as I see it.
I am not the Master.
I am not the Maker.
I am only the Guide to the Paradox.
Enjoy the Tour...
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Positive Message??? Rob doesn't allow us to be positive if you haven't blown him yet.
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Oh! Ok! Thanks for the advice!
Hey Rob, can I "cum" over? Hehehe... gross!
LAter...
I bring no answers to the questions.
I bring no light to the darkness.
I bring only truth as I know it.
I bring only belief as I see it.
I am not the Master.
I am not the Maker.
I am only the Guide to the Paradox.
Enjoy the Tour...
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By the way, can anyone help me get an avatar up.
email rob, he's always glad to help the new guys get it up.....
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Hehe! I bet he does!
LAter...
I bring no answers to the questions.
I bring no light to the darkness.
I bring only truth as I know it.
I bring only belief as I see it.
I am not the Master.
I am not the Maker.
I am only the Guide to the Paradox.
Enjoy the Tour...
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Great more dcmb retards... Actually I started posting there right after you left. This place is much better. You can say assrape without geting banned!
PS. Rob is gay.
PSS. bsams is a donkey fucker
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Don't EVEN let me get started on Rexstardust 
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Ahh well, welcome aboard Marco, hope you'll enjoy the stay 
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Great more dcmb retards... Actually I started posting there right after you left. This place is much better. You can say assrape without geting banned!
PS. Rob is gay.
PSS. bsams is a donkey fucker
i did not have sexual relations with that donkey....mr eeyore
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When I was 13, I discovered that I had an amazing power to make stories up and be annoying.
 No kidding.
"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] ![[Linked Image from i13.photobucket.com]](http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/captainsammitch/boards/banners/blogban3.jpg) [/center] [center] ![[Linked Image from i13.photobucket.com]](http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/captainsammitch/boards/banners/jlamiska.jpg) [/center]
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BSAMS said:
i did not have sexual relations with that donkey....mr eeyore
Is that why he's always depressed?
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BSAMS said:
i did not have sexual relations with that donkey....mr eeyore
Is that why he's always depressed?
It must have been to his everlasting regret
Racks be to MisterJLA
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James Brown roxors!!!!!!!!!!
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Did they take away your PHD?
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Welcome to our little piece of internet heaven Marco! I can't wait to see your avatar! I bet it's...so cool! Do you jerk off to Batman comics? Rob does! 
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*LLance scurries away...*
"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center] [/center]
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He needs to dry his old Robin comics before the pages start to stick together.
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Have you seen Llance naked yet?
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every poster has at one time or another. Its like passing through fire and coals.
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It's part of the initiaton.
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Oh, and LLance is gonna cuff you to the wall wearing a leather thong and gag and blindfold and smack your ass red with his "paddle". don't be fooled my friend, that ain't no paddle!
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<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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BOOBIES!!! (The reason Al Gore invented the internet!)  This was for the new fella... best to let him see some female boobies now... everybody gets one... because soon, all he will see is withered LLance man-boobies!!!
First National Bastard
-Enormous, Sexually Voracious Lecher... who wants to claim your immortal soul!!!.
Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!
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By the way, can anyone help me get an avatar up.
Go to the Women forum, that should get your avatar up.
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One is not really a member of the RKMBs until one has been properly "LLanced!"
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BOOBIES!!! (The reason Al Gore invented the internet!)
Bless you!
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So how do you like it so far?
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He's currently in custody.
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