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It's been stated many times before that Robin isn't getting any from Spoiler. Plus he's a teenager with all his hormones raging so I'd expect him to choke the chicken three times a day at most. In fact I'd say every Teen Titan probably faps threes times a day.
Batman is so tense all the time. So he probably relieves himself by punishing the pope in the car under the cover of it's tinted windows or on a rooftop where no one can see him.
Superman, Flash, and Kid Flash probably tickles the pickle all the time, and in public too! But they do it and clean it up so fast nobody can see them.
What do you guys think?
PS: I always thought Spider-Man would be a dirty-dirty perv considering his age and collection of white-sticky substance.
Voted "Biggest Waste Of Space" On The Bat-Boards For "Multiple Reasons" Jerry Falwell On Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer:"Those hollywood, homosexual, jewish types making a show about a reindeer who is 'different' and just cant 'hide it'. Everyone knows if he tries hard enough he can convert himself to a normal, black-nosed reindeer." I am 95% addicted to Porn. What about you?
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Green Lantern doesn't belittle himself with masturbation... he lets his artificial construct of a hooker whack him off!
Aquaman uses fish oil and conch shells for that authentic Atlantean feel.
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Batmans tense because he doesn't masturbate.
Ultimate spider-man is a chronic masturbator.
Think about it, Gwen Stacy lives with him, he's isn'gettin any from anyone. To much pent up sexual tension.
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DD does it too much! So much that he went blind!  
Voted "Biggest Waste Of Space" On The Bat-Boards For "Multiple Reasons" Jerry Falwell On Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer:"Those hollywood, homosexual, jewish types making a show about a reindeer who is 'different' and just cant 'hide it'. Everyone knows if he tries hard enough he can convert himself to a normal, black-nosed reindeer." I am 95% addicted to Porn. What about you?
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My theory is that all of the DC heros do Dick Grayson up the butt and have been doing so for many years...even before Pete Townsend made kiddie sex so dang popular!
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So they all love the Dick?
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Hell...they friggin' worship the dick! 
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So they post at issue9mm?
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I do it 4 times a day......that will be 7 times a day when this months Torrie/Sable Playboy comes out.
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Quote:
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I do it 4 times a day......
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Once or twice a day myself. Soon enough I hope to break the habit. Which means I have to stop reading back issues of Tarot.
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Hmm...the Invisible Woman, Martian Manhunter, Metamorpho, Plastic Man, Elongated Man, Mr. Fantastic. The endless possibilities.
"You kind of get tired giving the other team credit. At some point you've got to look in the mirror and say 'I sucked.'"
Alex Rodriguez, after the NY Yankees were eliminated from the 2006 ALDS by the Detroit Tigers.
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Eeeeeewwwwww!!! All of those are guys and invisible woman is a known pre op. You sir, disgust me. 
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Shouldn't you be wanking by now?
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So they post at issue9mm?
We all know issue9mm is just one big jerk circle! 
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with Bull standing in the middle.
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Dancing like an indian as semen falls like rain.
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...and a single tear rolls down his cheek when the semem stops flying.
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-Enormous, Sexually Voracious Lecher... who wants to claim your immortal soul!!!.
Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!
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The Hulk needs to, all that repressed anger!
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Damn! You guys are just so...so...fucking poetic! You almost make me want to go and register at Issue9mm! 
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