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Son of Mxy and Rob Kamphausen:
* Likely to adopt a handful of e-kids.
* Wish to watch television.
* Let their fans read more in the book of the same name.
Wow...Rob has fans?
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Joe mama and Wenchofthelodge
*Secretly adopted one rockin' kid.
*Enjoy opportunities to skinnydip sweetly.
*Disappoint their fanbases by always staying together.
Hmmm...Not bad. Lemme try again...
Joe mama and Stareena
*Might have three rockin' kids.
*Can't wait to whisper to each other, except after meals, and after MacGyver.
*Heart each other.
Huh?
Joe mama and Yo mama
*Trying to conceive a pair of happy girls.
*Enjoy opportunities to chat on Saturdays.
*Have developed gills for extended kissing.
Heh...
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♥TK-069 and ♥Stareena | - May one day conceive the Anti-Christ. Or just another gay kid.
- Enjoy making whoopie to the music of John Phillip Sousa.
- Are rumoured to be the leaders of a Mexican biker gang.
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- Affectionately call one another's private parts Gordita and Chimichanga.
- Would like to misspend their youth again by weekly botox injections.
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sneaky bunny and winged creature
Doing their best to conceive four Elven kids.
Resent having to play all kinds of games periodically.
Have still not exactly determined who is more ticklish.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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♥TK-069 and ♥Kimi | - Might have four girls who all go into the family business. You guessed it! Porn!
- Will celebrate Steak and BJ Day into their late 90's. Good for them, bad visualization for you.
- Lust at first sight.
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- Enjoy it when they spelunk together. In caves, ya pervert!
- Play 'Doctor' every chance they get.
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Plan to have 2.4 related kids.
Crazy about being able to hold hands exuberantly.
Would like to misspend their youth again.
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Might adopt all pre-paid girls.
Can't stand to actually see each other sweetly.
Love love.
Shall always be friends.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Son of MXY and Sneaky bunny:
*Are rumoured to have had one super-child.
*Choose not to share their hearts.
*Dance terribly and have plenty of fun.
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I don't know what it means though
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♥Pig iron and ♥Joe mama | - Plan to conceive a pair of stylish kids.
- Love to hug each other.
- Love love.
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Oh, like this?
Pig Iron and Stareena
Secretly conceived a handful of robot girls.
Love to share their hearts in private.
Would volunteer to be the two responsible for re-populating the planet.
Pig Iron and Cowgirl Jack
Trying to conceive less than zero e-girls.
Enjoy opportunities to kiss periodically.
Make beautiful music together.
Pig Iron and Butterrican
May one day have some elitist girls.
Choose not to chat for the good of the free world.
Make beautiful music together.
Aaannn Gaaahhhhhhhh......
Pig Iron and Sneaky Bunny
May one day have a handful of superior children.
Can't wait to skinnydip weekly.
Follow their dreams.
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TK-069 and LLance
Likely to conceive no gruesome children.
Elect to watch television together at every opportunity.
Are the perfect match.
Two can play that game pal-o'-mine!!!
TK-069 and Rob Kamphausen
Will conceive many gruesome girls.
Love to take long walks sweetly.
Share a deep puddle of secrets
Take that!!!
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I was trying to avoid drawing attention..... 
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Stupid Dogg and Butterrican
Secretly had all malevolent kids.
Are aspiring to share their hearts, except after meals, and after MacGyver.
Are Hollywood's hottest couple.
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Will never conceive four gruesome kids.
Wish to kiss when permitted.
Dance terribly and have plenty of fun.
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Pariah and Lor
* Will conceive a pair of rockin' children.
* Hope to almost elope nearly everywhere.
* Believe in attraction at first sight.
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Pariah and Stareena
* Will never conceive twenty-eight thousand gruesome children.
* Are prone to hold hands nearly everywhere.
* Make beautiful music together.
Better. 
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Pariah and Bianca
* Secretly adopted less than zero superior children.
* Pretend to write to each other sweetly.
* Buy lavish gifts for each other.
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Pariah and Buttericcan
* Doing their best to conceive twenty-eight thousand evil girls.
* Elect to whisper to each other.
* Are so cute.
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Pariah and Sneaky bunny
* Trying to have one Elven child.
* Pretend to take long walks when the time is right.
* Harbour intense love for each other.
* Feel very newlywed.
Arg! Always with the kids! Fine enough without!
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Pariah and Uschi
* May one day have two valuable kids.
* Intend to watch television after dark.
* Feel wanted in every country.
Aside frome the kids part, seems right nuff'. 
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Pariah and Cowgirl Jack
* Secretly conceived no super-children.
* Intend to lovingly serenade each other at every opportunity.
* Together forever whatever the weather.
* Are far too sexy.
Hurm.....I deem this best case scenario. 
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I'm Not Mister Mxypltk and Tk
* Secretly conceived one expensive child.
* Choose not to watch television together on Saturdays.
* Are Hollywood's hottest couple.
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!! 
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TK-069 and Kimi
Might have two valuable kids.
Love to take long walks, except after meals, and after MacGyver.
Heart each other.
Captain Sammitch and Kimi
Will conceive many identical girls.
Intend to take long walks, it would seem.
Wouldn't have it any other way.
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SMILE...IT MAKES PEOPLE WONDER WHAT YOU'VE BEEN UP TO!
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Darknight613 & Stareena
# Likely to conceive a superior girl.
# Can't wait to watch television together for the foreseeable future.
# Wouldn't have it any other way.
Darknight613 & Wenchofthelodge
# Plan to have a handful of superior kids.
# Enjoy opportunities to almost elope weekly.
# Have still not exactly determined who is more ticklish.
Darknight613 and Kimi
# Are rumoured to have adopted two genius girls.
# Pretend to arm-wrestle amicably.
# Have already picked out trendy names for servants.
Darknight613 and Butterrican
# Plan to have one identical girl.
# Can't stand to arm-wrestle at every opportunity.
# Follow their dreams.
Well, the fates have spoken. 
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* Will conceive less than zero pre-paid girls.
* Enjoy opportunities to hug each other at every opportunity.
* Disappoint their fanbases by always staying together.
Me RIKEY!!
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- Give new meaning to the word "slaphappy".
- Adorns his women with pearl necklaces.
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First National Bastard and Uschi
- Are rumoured to have conceived three surrogate kids.
- Crazy about being able to kiss.
- Harbour intense love for each other.
And that's terrible.
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First National Bastard and Uschi
- Are rumoured to have conceived three surrogate kids.
- Crazy about being able to kiss.
- Harbour intense love for each other.
I already did that one.
Pay attention!
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Rexstardust and Kristogar Velo
Plan to adopt many related girls.
Wish to arm-wrestle sweetly.
Are metaphorically attached at the hip.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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First National Bastard and Uschi
- Are rumoured to have conceived three surrogate kids.
- Crazy about being able to kiss.
- Harbour intense love for each other.
I already did that one.
Pay attention!
Where? Is sneaky bunny Uschi?
And that's terrible.
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I knew I shouldn't have skipped rehearsals.
And that's terrible.
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sneaky bunny is Uschi??? so im sleeping with 2 girls???
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hell no!
I am not Uschi!
no way in hell!!!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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what the hell do u want me to do?
bend over and get raped by a nasty retarded mexican
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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how did you know that's what Uschi does? see, more proof!
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what the hell do u want me to do?
bend over and get raped by a nasty retarded mexican
Winged creature is retarded? And Mexican???
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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what the hell do u want me to do?
bend over and get raped by a nasty retarded mexican
Some one go get MOTA.
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hell no!
I am not Uschi!
no way in hell!!!
And that's your one redeeming quality.
Ooh... Here's one no one's done yet...
ZOD and Uschi
*Might conceive some superior girls.
*Can't stand to watch television weekly.
*Are like two peas in a pod, but not genetically.
*Shall always be friends.
Or, a more realistic one...
TK-069 and His Hand
*Likely to conceive four expensive children.
*Are aspiring to whisper to each other in private.
*Met on a gameshow.
First National Bastard
-Enormous, Sexually Voracious Lecher... who wants to claim your immortal soul!!!.
Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!
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what the hell do u want me to do?
bend over and get raped by a nasty retarded mexican
Winged creature is retarded? And Mexican???
nope, i think she is talking about the scary mexican guys downtown
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