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white southern woman attempts to dupe Wal-Mart in taking $1 million bill http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/fakemillion1.htmlMARCH 9--Meet Alice Regina Pike. The 35-year-old Georgia woman must think Wal-Mart cashiers are rather dumb, because she actually just tried to pass a $1 million bill at one of the retail chain's megastores. According to this amusing Covington Police Department report, Pike was attempting to pay for $1671.55 in merchandise, but a Wal-Mart clerk called over her manager when she was handed the bogus bill (instead of handing over $998,328.45 in change). As first reported by Joey Peters of the Newton Citizen, Pike was arrested for forgery and booked into the sheriff's lockup, where the below mug shot was taken. Pike, who told cops that her husband had given her the $1 million bill, was found to have two more phony seven-figure notes in her purse. Perhaps she would have fared better with a $200 bill. (3 pages)
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ah, good ole wal-mart. home of soccer mom's, rednecks and old farts.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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This isn't offensive. 
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This isn't offensive.
the only thing offensive it that nasty smell coming from your dick. the odor of a truck load of dead fish is starting to make the rest of the contential US cry in pain.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Penis's smell like fish?  you sure you got the right gender?
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She thinks penises smell like fish because she only sucks dick after a man has penetrated her.
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 Yep. Wal-Mart sounds about right. I wouldn't expect to find a woman like that anywhere else.
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Penis's smell like fish? you sure you got the right gender?
Ok i'm taking this as you don't know what Trichomoniasis is.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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you leave billy kidman alone!
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I'm just glad she wasn't mistaken for any other mullet wearing multi-millionaress.
She might have gotten away with it!
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Penis's smell like fish? you sure you got the right gender?
Ok i'm taking this as you don't know what Trichomoniasis is.
Is that a fancy word for saying that you have a smelly pussy?
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There. I've listed the only people there who aern't fucktards.
And here's the fucktards.
1)Mr.JLA
2)Dave TWB
3)Pariah
4)The G-Man
Everyone else there falls in between the 2 poles.
Rob tries to keep it cool so I respect that. Still, I don't think he's all that removed from the latter list though.
You're welcome.
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hey JLA, where's that from?
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so I'm in-between a fuctard and a not fucktard? those cheeky mother fuckers! every person here damn well knows I'm a fucking wad of wasted spooge! I'll show those bastards a what for!
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so I'm in-between a fuctard and a not fucktard? those cheeky mother fuckers! every person here damn well knows I'm a fucking wad of wasted spooge! I'll show those bastards a what for!
But, as I posted over at Robblemania XX, why was this posted in durn-near every forum?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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so everyone gets the message. he's like the dude that rode around yelling "the British are coming!".
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