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Well, just one in particular. A girl named Melanie, to be specific, who has prompted me to start no less than 3 separate threads here (not including this one). Sometimes she'll be so into me, and other times, I don't know what happens. Granted most of the off times she's been rather drunk, so perhaps that's the reason. Well, I'm done pussyfooting around. If I see her tomorrow night (and there's a good chance I will), then I'm just going to ask her out to dinner, and cut right to the chase.
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Do it. Then you'll know how she feels.
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Well, I asked her if she wanted to do something with me this weekend and she said yes. She just has to check her schedule to find out when a good time is (she works 3 jobs right now, so that's not totally unexpected). Pray for me!
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Snarf, until you tell me otherwise. consider me a PRACTICING Roman Catholic! Good luck, m'man!!!
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Thank you, though I doubt you being Catholic will help all that much, seeing as how I am a Methodist.....
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I know the feeling. I'm going by a girl's apartment this weekend, this would be our second date. Her bro-in law is having people over and she said I can spend the night if I want. I may be reading too much into this but...huh? Isn't spending the night on the second date a bit of a rush?
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yes, for heavens sake what kind of a boy does she take you for! give me a recent photo of her and her phone number i'll have a talk with her!
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So does that mean you respect a person less, if at all if she sleeps with you within the first three dates?
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yes, for heavens sake what kind of a boy does she take you for! give me a recent photo of her and her phone number i'll have a talk with her!
Okay BSAMS... 
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I repeat
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I repeat... Quote:
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So does that mean you respect a person less, if at all if she sleeps with you within the first three dates?
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I repeat...
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So does that mean you respect a person less, if at all if she sleeps with you within the first three dates?
No, it just seems like it's rushing things. I'm interested in a relationship with this girl, I don't want to potentially ruin things by rushing sex.
This wasn't the case though, by "spending the night" she just meant sleeping over, no sex.
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I repeat. All the time. It usually ends with people yelling at me. 
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Well, she more or less blew me off (didn't pray hard enough, Joe!). I was rather dejected this past weekend. Then, last night, my friend Nicole suggest I go with her and her boyfriend to one of the karaoke shows at this bar called Marita's Cantina in Bryn Mawr. I asked if there would be hot chicks there, and they said yeah. So, I figure, what the hell? First, it would get my mind off that lying whore who shall remain nameless (*cough*Melanie*cough*), and second, as this place is rather removed from my regular haunts, I figured I could flirt with impunity. If I got rejected, what the fuck would I care? It's not like I'd see anyone there on a regular basis. So I went, and had a good time. Lots of hotties there. Didn't flirt as much, as bad habits like shyness are hard to break over night, but I did talk a little bit with this cute little Asian girl. I didn't talk with her enough to feel confident in asking for her number, but as she left, she gently brushed my arm with her hand and said, "I hope to see you again" which a took as a good sign. It might have just been her being polite, but that kinda thinking won't lead to getting chicks. It gave me a little bit of hope, which, quite frankly, is something I've needed for a long time now. I feel just a little bit of confidence, and that ain't a bad thing.
Besides, I sang "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" for the first time and managed to hit all the high notes. Hell yeah!
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You only managed to hit the high notes 'cause Melanie ripped your balls off long ago!
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Yeah, well I'm taking my balls back! Now, to reread my copies of Fight Club and Choke!
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Yeah yeah!!! Survivor! And...and...TERMS OF ENDEARMENT!!! And FRIED GREEN TOMATOES!!! And the whole damn NANCY DREW SERIES!!! Wait a minnit... Seriously, dude, to Hell with Melanie. As a matter of fact, call her HELLANIE from now on. The point is that you got snubbed by some chick, then made a recovery. Sure, you didn't get Cute Asian Girl's digits. But you're back in the hunt...a little rusty, but out there circulating and percolating. And your attitude is pretty durned solid. That, in my mind, say more about you and your character than if you came back bitter and spouting FNBisms about "screw chicks...they ain't worth it". I raise my glass to ye, pal. Props to you, Snarf, seriously. Now quit dodging me and gimme my match, fag!!! 
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I decided to poke into this thread 'cause I saw Mel again tonight. She's shows up at karaoke on occasion, and sometimes she talks to me. Well, tonight she was there, and I was bustin' on her. Called her a lush, mocked her (She mentioned how she never calls anyone back to which I replied, "Don't I know it! 'We'll do something tonight, I'll call you! No really!'") Wouldn't you know I got more attention from her tonight by raggin on her than I've gotten in the past, oh, six months by bein nice.
Womens confuse me!
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its simple man, women want you to treat them like shit. the more you re unreliable and such the more they crave.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I shouldn't stick up for her cause it sounds like she kinda deserves it, but I think all woman should be treated like the ladies they are....if not the guy can go back to the curb and let some other chick pick them up. 
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well i wasn't saying i fall into that group, just a good portion. just some like the crappy treatment, run ot the nice guy then run back for more shit. its all bout attention, and gimme one woman who doesn't want/enjoy attention. but besides that your right.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Unfortunately it's a vicious cycle a lot of women get caught up in. Very sad
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I'm just scared that Meeko and Sneaky are agreeing on something...
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well i can argue with here over the fact taht white cheese is bettern yellow
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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nice milky pepper jack cheese.....
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I shouldn't stick up for her cause it sounds like she kinda deserves it, but I think all woman should be treated like the ladies they are....if not the guy can go back to the curb and let some other chick pick them up.
Don't get me wrong; I'm not mean or cruel to her. I was just teasing her. Mercilessly. No harm meant.
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well i can argue with here over the fact taht white cheese is bettern yellow
I always find a good speller attractive.
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its simple man, women want you to treat them like shit. the more you re unreliable and such the more they crave.
Truth.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Here are the other links so every can get a better idea of the Matt-Mel story. There's this one.And this one.And the one that started it.Enjoy!
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