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Ok heres the matches announced so far:
Velo vs bsams vs Drzsmith vs JQ vs Llance vs ROY BATTY for the heavyweight cheese title!
Cowgirl Jack vs Stareena for the womens booby belt!
Nowhereman/Joe Mama vs thedoctor/Kampy
Triple Set (Doc/Grimm) vs Aussie Scumbags (Danny/Dave) for the tag belts!
Just added:
Hardcore street fight title match featuring Jaburg,theory9,FNB,Urg,Brian A.Ortiz,Jim Jackson,Pete Townshend,Son of Mxy,Chewy Walrus & HEROKILLER
Light heavyweight faggot match featuring PJP vs backwards!
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Wouldn't the Hardcore champion Jaburg have to be in that hardcore match for it to be a title match? 
The Madman says: "that's fucked up. that ain't right."
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Just spotted it myself,I fergot Jaburg beat Zod last week!
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I demand that the Triple Set be represented in the Hardcore Championship match! And since Grimm and Mid-nite will have their hands full winning the tag belts, that just leaves.... me!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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I notice Darth doesn't have a match.........if it's OK with Backwards7 I want to beat his ass......let's make it a triple threat casket match.
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Whoa! Wait a gobdamned second! Somebody forget a former Number One contender?!
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And don't Urg and I get a title shot at some point for beating one of the teams involved in the Title match?
Huh?
Urg says "We am going to kick ass".
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Finally I can use my new finishers: The Ass Destroyer(a moonsault from the top rope) and of course, The Apocalypse Cometh (a wristlock).
Oh, and I'm going to make my debut in RobbieMania.....how's that for kickass, huh?
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I notice Darth doesn't have a match.........if it's OK with Backwards7 I want to beat his ass......let's make it a triple threat casket match.
Nope,Darth can face you on the next Havoc in a non title match if you still hold the belt!
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Whoa! Wait a gobdamned second! Somebody forget a former Number One contender?!
I have a special match in mind for you,you will go one on one with Queen Snarf in a hardcore match.
The winner of that match will get a shot at the heavyweight champ at the next PPV "Re-hash".
And no Snarf,you are not in the Hardcore battle so shut the fuck up!
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And don't Urg and I get a title shot at some point for beating one of the teams involved in the Title match?
Huh?
Urg says "We am going to kick ass".
Unfortunately the number one contenders for the tag belts were already decided but you are both eligible to win the hardcore porn belt.
As I am a fair GM,if you & Urg are still interested in a shot at the tag belts after Robblemania,I will grant you a match at the next Havoc!
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Seven matches so far,three more to be announced!
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Ok,here goes!
This one had to happen "Chris Oakley vs The Captain of outerspace in a TLC grudge match!"
Mxy/rexstardust/winged creature vs Captain Sammich/Wednesday/Beardguy57
Speedy vs Jack in a "Whos the biggest gayboy wanker" match!
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I notice Darth doesn't have a match.........if it's OK with Backwards7 I want to beat his ass......let's make it a triple threat casket match.
Nope,Darth can face you on the next Havoc in a non title match if you still hold the belt!
OK I can wait for Darth.......and as for you Bakwards7.........I'm going to turn you right side up you son of a bitch. 
Can you smell what PJP is cooking. 
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Whoa! Wait a gobdamned second! Somebody forget a former Number One contender?!
I have a special match in mind for you,you will go one on one with Queen Snarf in a hardcore match.
The winner of that match will get a shot at the heavyweight champ at the next PPV "Re-hash".
A number one contender's match for the World Title? Hell yeah!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Dont say I dont give you anything!
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Did he marry your 300 pound daughter or something?
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as for you Bakwards7.........I'm going to turn you right side up you son of a bitch.
I would just like to say, for the record, that I doubt PJP will have the guts to get in the ring with me.
I think that he'll take one look at the choir of singing mice that perform my entry music and then hightail it onto the first plane to a country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the RDCW.
Oh and PJP. If you do step up to me, then I'm going to recanvas the ring using the acres of skin from around your flabby arse.
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During my "vacation", I moved to Minnesota where I lived on the res in Cloque. I wanted to be near some of the Native American activists I met when I shared a prison cell with reactionary crybaby Noam Chomsky last year. Like Rambo in one of the Rocky or Rambo movies or Dolph Lundgren or Mr. T, definitely in one of the Rocky movies, I felt I needed to get back to my roots in order to train for my fight with Jaburg,theory9,FNB,Urg,Brian A.Ortiz,Jim Jackson,Pete Townshend,Chewy Walrus & HEROKILLER.
After replacing my shiny designer tracksuits with mud, my MuscleTech Hydroxycut fat burning shakes with brackish, foul smelling reservation water, and my neon purple handweights with brightly painted rocks, I was able to concentrate on getting a good primitive workout. I'm now in the best shape of my life, and I'm optimistic about my chances in the match. Thanks to my supremely conditioned body and improved reflexes, I am now one hundred percent certain I'll be able to live through the savage beating they're going to give me! BUT never underestimate the fire of youth, because I have that on my side...and never, ever underestimate my chances of getting a lucky cheapshot in - because that's definitely what I'm going to try do in the match! WORD OF ADVICE TO ALL OF YOU MUFFUGGAS: PRAY FASTER.
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I would just like to say, for the record, that I doubt PJP will have the guts to get in the ring with me.
I think that he'll take one look at the choir of singing mice that perform my entry music and then hightail it onto the first plane to a country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the RDCW.
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as for you Bakwards7.........I'm going to turn you right side up you son of a bitch.
I would just like to say, for the record, that I doubt PJP will have the guts to get in the ring with me.
I think that he'll take one look at the choir of singing mice that perform my entry music and then hightail it onto the first plane to a country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the RDCW.
Oh and PJP. If you do step up to me, then I'm going to recanvas the ring using the acres of skin from around your flabby arse.
Well the joke's on you........my ass is nice and tight.
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Well, the joke's on you again, pjp! Rob read that part where you bragged about your nice tight arse and is about to give you a visit.
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And Llance........and ROY..........and GayLA..........and Speedy........ya get the idea!
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His ass is going to be stretched so much that his farts will be silenced...forever.
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this whole thing is getting kinda silly.
i'm probably going to close this forum after tomorrow
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I don't see why. For whatever reason, a lot of people are into this, silly as it is.
And that's terrible.
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Dammit, man, we're having fun!
I can see it now, the next RDCW ppv: Return of the Anti-Moderator. . .
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Would I get my match with King Snarf then ???
Kidding!!! I'm kidding!!! I save that kinda talk for the Havocs...
By the by, how's the voting going? It's not posting when I pull up the thread.
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Even you.
Actually I've been trying to get out of it, as I'll be pursuing a career in fantasy football, but that's no reason for Gob to prevent the rest of you from getting your kicks.
And that's terrible.
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Is there any fantasy bukkake board on the works? I'd like that.
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I don't see why. For whatever reason, a lot of people are into this, silly as it is.
because its stupid. nobody is even into it. every thread in this forum is some gayboy screaming out a number.
why waste the not-even-precious web space?
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Would it help if I marched out to the RDCW to Ghoultown's Fistful of Demons and took the time to berate you and thedoctor? To tell you that our tag match is just an excuse for the NwO to prove to him which faction is truly top dog in the RDCW? To ask you, the head honcho of the RDCW, to back away from this match? To tell you that, at Robblemania XX. I'll be breaking out a new finishing move specially made for thedoctor and every member of the Triple Suck who's stupid enough to get involved - the J-MECH (Joe Mama's East Coast Hammer - a Gorilla Press-into-a-Death Valley Driver)? Then maybe I could berate King Barf and NotWedgie? Would that make you feel better about this forum?
'Cause I'll do it, Rob! I'm more than willing to cut one HELL of a promo!!! I figured I'd wait for that *other* promotion's PPV to get talked out so's we can git back ta bidness. But say the word, Rob, and I'll verbally emasculate a ho-lotta people!
And then maybe Darth can make an appearance. That spooky bastid...
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As long as everyone remembers I was the first one to post here, I'll be happy. 
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And I'm the first one to offer blowjobs!
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Well the voting still has a week to run Gob,so closing it tomorrow would be stupid!
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I don't see why. For whatever reason, a lot of people are into this, silly as it is.
because its stupid. nobody is even into it. every thread in this forum is some gayboy screaming out a number.
why waste the not-even-precious web space?
The same could be said of the off-topic forum, the robkamphausen.com forum, the Rob's Web Log forum, but you keep those around.
I wouldn't say nobody is into it. theproctor, Grimm, Nowhereman, King Snarf, Joe Mama, TK, NotWedge, and so on, are posting promos and running storylines and whatnot.
I just think you're being premature is all(insert joke here). In a couple of months this will probably be all played out anyways, but for now there definitely seems to be interest(or did you not notice how they were taking over the sports forum?).
And that's terrible.
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