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#269705 2004-03-12 8:02 PM
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  • What vegetable and the manner in which it's prepared did Bianca say man-goo tasted like? (4 points)
  • What comic book character did G-Man give his Grand Old Party Stick to? (4 points)
  • Who was Rob's first homosexual partner? (1 point)
  • When was the first NB Con? (1 point)
  • Who was scheduled to marry Butterrican first? (2 points)
  • List all of Stareena's cats. (2 points)
  • Why is Kimi called 'Monica'? (3 points)
  • ROY BATTY met the God of Porn. What is this God's name? (3 points)
  • What are Uschi's two nicknames? (1 point)
  • Where did theory9 say the best hookers can be found? (2 points)
  • How much does Franta weigh? (5 points)
  • Is Mxy Peruvian or Chilean? (1 point)
  • Who is Captain Sammitch's number one big-boned fantasy? (2 points)
  • What was TK-069's former alias? (2 points)
  • Who started the very first Hooters Olympics? (2 points)
  • Where does Bibbo hail from? (1 point)
  • What was the first topic Cowgirl Jack posted at Rob's? (1 point)
  • Who claims to have a hard-on for Lindsey Dawn Mckensie? (2 points)
  • Name two of Nowhereman's other aliases. (2 points)
  • Who gave head to whom on these boards? (1 point)
  • Who coined the term "SPLURT!" in message board land? (2 points)
  • Before Kristogar Velo, who was the local Bitch to beat up on? (1 point)
  • What is the name of FNB's band? (1 point)
  • What occured to Year of the Bastard (aka THE Bastard) in his final update at Rob's? (3 points)
  • Who writes erotic stories in their spare time? (2 points)
  • Who here at Rob's is still a virgin? (3 points)
  • Who here said he'd bang Yvonne Craig (TV's Batgirl) today even in her 60's? (2 points)
  • What is Stareena's light intoxicant of choice? (2 points)
  • Who here loves Fight Club and who would drop everything to marry a cast member from the movie? (2 points)
  • Who still pathetically roots for the Bears? (1 point)
  • What is the chief purpose of keeping Cowgirl Jack here at the Boards? (3 points)


Add in if you want. Whoever gets the most points... dies!

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Note: First National Bastard does not have a band.

Thanks for playing.


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--and who would drop everything to marry a cast member from the movie? (2 points)




I may love that movie with a passion but I gave up on Eddie years ago TK--..........

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(Unless I'm Rob's first homosexual partner)...How in the hell could you give this quizz and not include me?


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(Unless I'm Rob's first homosexual partner)...How in the hell could you give this quizz and not include me?




He did!

I mean, aren't you Captain Sammitch's favorite big-boned fantasy?


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No FNB. That's you and your little boy cousins.


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  • Who was the first poster LLance threatened with gay sex? (1 point)
  • When was the last time LLance ate a salad? (2 point)
  • What did the stripper at Dreamer's say to LLance that made him the laughing stock of the '01 NB Con? (3 points)

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I'm new here so I'll try to answer this by guesswork:

  • ROY BATTY met the God of Porn. What is this God's name? (3 points)

    - Ron Jeremy?

  • What are Uschi's two nicknames? (1 point)

    - Ooshie? and Sneaky Bunny

  • Is Mxy Peruvian or Chilean? (1 point)

    - My Dad's Chilean.

  • Who is Captain Sammitch's number one big-boned fantasy? (2 points)

    - Chewy Walrus

  • Where does Bibbo hail from? (1 point)

    - BIBBOA

  • Who claims to have a hard-on for Lindsey Dawn Mckensie? (2 points)

    - Pretty much every male on the RKMB?

  • Name two of Nowhereman's other aliases. (2 points)

    - MisterJLA and the AFLAC duck

  • Before Kristogar Velo, who was the local Bitch to beat up on? (1 point)

    - PJP?

  • Who writes erotic stories in their spare time? (2 points)

    - Princess Koriandr

  • Who here at Rob's is still a virgin? (3 points)

    - Uhm, Like anybody's gonna admit to that. I mean, last night while I was having sex with two hundred Italian female supermodels at the same time, I asked one of them if which of them is not a virgin anymore and she was all like, Honey, like anybody's going to admit that! and I was all, Damn, bitch! you'z right! and I thought it's vice versa for the guys - and then we fucked again!

  • What is Stareena's light intoxicant of choice? (2 points)

    - Ginger Ale?

  • Who here loves Fight Club and who would drop everything to marry a cast member from the movie? (2 points)

    - Pariah

  • Who still pathetically roots for the Bears? (1 point)

    - The Loch Ness Monster and the YETI.

  • What is the chief purpose of keeping Cowgirl Jack here at the Boards? (3 points)

    - I don't know the answer to this one, but I'm curious.


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  • When was the last time LLance ate a salad? (2 point)
    (3 points)





Trick Question!!!

LLance has never "ate" a salad!

However, he has tossed many a salad, with the last one being Thursday night, when he Tossed Gob's salad.


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My Cyber Friend

I have'nt ever met you,
But I know your really their;
I click you in to reality
Like magic from the air.

You like Funhouse pinball,
And u know what? I do to;
We have so much in comon
That sometimes i think Im you.
You're always there for comfort,
Or a word of chear;
Though you are very far away,
I always have you near.

You're a very speshal freind,
Like none Iv'e ever known;
As long as your in cyberspace
I'll never b alone.

Son of Mxy #269715 2004-03-14 9:59 PM
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Name two of my ids........too fucking easy,name em all,now thats a challenge!

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Name two of my ids........too fucking easy,name em all,now thats a challenge!




Nowhereman, is that you in that Llance costume?

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- Ron Jeremy?
NO!

- Ooshie? and Sneaky Bunny
NO!

- My Dad's Chilean.
SI!

- Chewy Walrus
NO!

- BIBBOA
...judges? ... YES!

- Pretty much every male on the RKMB?
NO!

- MisterJLA and the AFLAC duck
NO!

[- PJP?
NO!

- Princess Koriandr
YES!

- Uhm, Like anybody's gonna admit to that. I mean, last night while I was having sex with two hundred Italian female supermodels at the same time, I asked one of them if which of them is not a virgin anymore and she was all like, Honey, like anybody's going to admit that! and I was all, Damn, bitch! you'z right! and I thought it's vice versa for the guys - and then we fucked again!
NO! Especially you, big time!

- Ginger Ale?
NO!

- Pariah
HALF-ANSWERED!

- The Loch Ness Monster and the YETI.
NO!

- I don't know the answer to this one, but I'm curious.
In due time...



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- Pariah
HALF-ANSWERED!




I KNOW I KNOW!! It was Kinda Sorta!

Gimme the prize!

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TK-069 said:
  • What vegetable and the manner in which it's prepared did Bianca say man-goo tasted like? (4 points) Pureed marrow
  • What comic book character did G-Man give his Grand Old Party Stick to? (4 points) Llance
  • Who was Rob's first homosexual partner? (1 point) ROY
  • When was the first NB Con? (1 point)2001
  • Who was scheduled to marry Butterrican first? (2 points)Allan1
  • List all of Stareena's cats. (2 points)Tits,Boobie,Puppies
  • Why is Kimi called 'Monica'? (3 points)Cause she likes cleaning
  • ROY BATTY met the God of Porn. What is this God's name? (3 points)theory9
  • What are Uschi's two nicknames? (1 point)Krenny & Rob Kamphausen
  • Where did theory9 say the best hookers can be found? (2 points)Robs apartment
  • How much does Franta weigh? (5 points)More than Frank Stallone but less than George Lopez
  • Is Mxy Peruvian or Chilean? (1 point) Chilli Willi
  • Who is Captain Sammitch's number one big-boned fantasy? (2 points) Oprah Winfrey
  • What was TK-069's former alias? (2 points) Butt pirate
  • Who started the very first Hooters Olympics? (2 points) Rob
  • Where does Bibbo hail from? (1 point) Bibboa
  • What was the first topic Cowgirl Jack posted at Rob's? (1 point) I love Nowhereman & want to blow him (she started the topic)
  • Who claims to have a hard-on for Lindsey Dawn Mckensie? (2 points)Not me,she is fucking ugly
  • Name two of Nowhereman's other aliases. (2 points)Arnold Judas Rimmer,Cap Howdy
  • Who gave head to whom on these boards? (1 point) Llance to everyone
  • Who coined the term "SPLURT!" in message board land? (2 points) Tk
  • Before Kristogar Velo, who was the local Bitch to beat up on? (1 point)JQ
  • What is the name of FNB's band? (1 point) FNB & the Small Cocks
  • What occured to Year of the Bastard (aka THE Bastard) in his final update at Rob's? (3 points) He had died six years ago
  • Who writes erotic stories in their spare time? (2 points) Everyone
  • Who here at Rob's is still a virgin? (3 points) Bibbo,Velo & Brian Ortiz to name a few
  • Who here said he'd bang Yvonne Craig (TV's Batgirl) today even in her 60's? (2 points) Franta
  • What is Stareena's light intoxicant of choice? (2 points) Man milk
  • Who here loves Fight Club and who would drop everything to marry a cast member from the movie? (2 points) Llance
  • Who still pathetically roots for the Bears? (1 point) Elmer Fudd
  • What is the chief purpose of keeping Cowgirl Jack here at the Boards? (3 points)More boobies


Add in if you want. Whoever gets the most points... dies!



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TK-069 said:
  • Who was the first poster LLance threatened with gay sex? (1 point) Everyone
  • When was the last time LLance ate a salad? (2 point) 12th of never
  • What did the stripper at Dreamer's say to LLance that made him the laughing stock of the '01 NB Con? (3 points) She called him dad




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Wow! Those are all correct... on Bizarro World!

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Marx are enjoyable


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