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And expecting to create any sort of intrigue in the process. All they do is talk and brag about themselves, and whenever they don't, they expect you to make a subject. One of the only logical women in the world Mia had phrased it nicely when she said something along the lines of silences between two people being a good sign....Of course this was two hours before she ODed (stupid bitch). They're not fun to be around. I've met a precious few worth talking to, and they might as well have been one of the guys (except they had more shapely figures).
And while I'm on it: What the hell is it with every guy's urge to "find someone"? As I heard Snarf say, "I'm going to fucking die alone!!" So bloody fuckin' what?
Why does a woman have to be apart of the equation when dying? Why do you care if you die alone if it doesn't even matter in the end? Why do you care where your illusion of love comes from when it's all fabrication in the first place? A simple conglomerance of pheremones and etiquette. With the type of flawd reasoning these stupid ass hopeless romantics are throwing around, "true" love could come from any direction you point at.
This obsession is pathetic and a true shame on my sex--I mean, I may MAKE myself more and more miserable each day with the growing weight of depression on my shoulders so I can distinguish the fundamentals of purpose and my views of worth while goals in life like these jerks do. But at least I do it in style and not to mention more sensically.
You're already worthless and pathetic enough without biting the emotion hook son. Catch a fucking clue and work towards infinitely more important things (i.e. anything but women or "romance"/"true love" in general).
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Well Pariah, you are correct in many ways.
But, you forgot to mention one thing.
Everything we do, everything we care about, is all for the purpose of sex.
Love, which everyone holds so dear, is just humanity's way of putting a happy, socially acceptible face on fucking. The cavemen were more honest about it, when they would just hit some bitch over tyhe head, drag her off, and drop their seed. No fancy stones set in rings, no proclaimations of love, no spending hundreds of dollars for the vain chance of getting a piece, just honest sex.
The day we let women control the output of pussy in this world was the day the downfall of humanity began. This is why Prostitution is so much more honest... a set price for goods and services. None of this "take me out to a broadway show, then a a fancy dinner, and maybe I'll let you kiss me goodnight" bullshit... no, sir, you pay the woman a preset amount of money, get your pussy, and go about your life. Honest, quick, and cheaper in the longrun. Definitely cheaper than wining and dining a bitch, or marrying her and having kids.
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One of the only logical women in the world Mia had phrased it nicely when she said something along the lines of silences between two people being a good sign....Of course this was two hours before she ODed (stupid bitch).
And of course that was actually Quentin Tarantino talking...
And that's terrible.
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Well Pariah, you are correct in many ways.
But, you forgot to mention one thing.
Everything we do, everything we care about, is all for the purpose of sex.
Love, which everyone holds so dear, is just humanity's way of putting a happy, socially acceptible face on fucking. The cavemen were more honest about it, when they would just hit some bitch over tyhe head, drag her off, and drop their seed. No fancy stones set in rings, no proclaimations of love, no spending hundreds of dollars for the vain chance of getting a piece, just honest sex.
The day we let women control the output of pussy in this world was the day the downfall of humanity began. This is why Prostitution is so much more honest... a set price for goods and services. None of this "take me out to a broadway show, then a a fancy dinner, and maybe I'll let you kiss me goodnight" bullshit... no, sir, you pay the woman a preset amount of money, get your pussy, and go about your life. Honest, quick, and cheaper in the longrun. Definitely cheaper than wining and dining a bitch, or marrying her and having kids.
love is not only social it is also chemical. Pheremones make us attracted to women and make us love them and feel attatched to them. So its just not for the sex.
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But....I love you, Pariah.
Not all of us our souless.
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love is not only social it is also chemical. Pheremones make us attracted to women and make us love them and feel attatched to them. So its just not for the sex.
Actually, you just proved my point.
What is the point of that attraction? Sex. To Procreate. To produce useless, mewling spawn to assure the survival of the human race.
Love is still just a pretty face we put on the urge to fuck.
And if you want to argue the attachment thing... if a woman is giving you steady pussy, you're gonna stay around as long as she's putting out! It's only logical!
Can't you all see?!?!?!?
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Man, and I thought I was being mopey....
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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love is not only social it is also chemical. Pheremones make us attracted to women and make us love them and feel attatched to them. So its just not for the sex.
Pheremones make us attracted, but those pheremones don't create the "socialness". THAT is made solely from prime enemy number 1: Etiquette.
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But....I love you, Pariah.
Not all of us our souless.
You can't be trusted.
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Man, and I thought I was being mopey....
Who's moping. I'm being informative.
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One of the only logical women in the world Mia had phrased it nicely when she said something along the lines of silences between two people being a good sign....Of course this was two hours before she ODed (stupid bitch).
And of course that was actually Quentin Tarantino talking...
Good call.
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I thought I was a jaded motherfucker!
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with as much as you kiss ass and suck up to the women here, there's no way you could ever qualify as bitter, jaded, or anything other than a hopeless romantic.
Now go off and pine for something that's unreal, while us real men talk hate!
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Wow. Do you volunteer for suicide hotlines to keep people from killing themselves or to actually encourage them?
Well, let's just put it this way. Shiunji Watanabe is a big hero of mine.
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...is he of any relation to Gedde Watanabe, he who was Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles, Kuni in UHF, And co-star of the 1986 movie Gung-Ho?
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with as much as you kiss ass and suck up to the women here, there's no way you could ever qualify as bitter, jaded, or anything other than a hopeless romantic.
Hopeless romantic? You take that back!
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KILL ALL WOMEN!!
and then we start building cloning facilities
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KILL ALL WOMEN!!
and then we start building cloning facilities
Although I don't think such use of the cloning science should be condoned, it beats the alternative of having to deal with women. 
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OK,just a wild stab in the dark here...you're either in the midst of a bad relationship or just getting out of one.Right or wrong?
If I'm wrong,I'll just shut up.
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Nope, I steer clear of all relationships. I've seen what they've done to drama drag queens. I made a decision to stay the fuck away. But I do talk to a lot of women From both experiences, I come to the conclusions I've posted.
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But....I love you, Pariah.
da hell?!?!?!
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So how the hell are you gonna have a relationship without the drama? There's always a smidgeon of it even in the most "perfect" of relationships.
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But....I love you, Pariah.
da hell?!?!?!
Get over it. I clearly have the bigger wang.
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So how the hell are you gonna have a relationship without the drama? There's always a smidgeon of it even in the most "perfect" of relationships.
Well..............Okay, here; if I was to ever have a relationship that had even a smidgeon of drama, it would have to mirror Tyler's relationship with Marla.
OR
Nandaba and Haruko's relationship. (FLCL)
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Chung?
Shut your hole!
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Nandaba and Haruko's relationship. (FLCL)
...rrrright.
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Nandaba and Haruko's relationship. (FLCL)
...rrrright.
What? There's drama there.
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This thread made me laugh out loud, something i NEVER do... !
Pariah: I thought the Joker was your role model? Even he gets his leg over now and again
"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here.
Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
"So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children."
"Get off my lawn Cookie Beast!"
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*mumbles to Flamesword* Shut the fuck up!  Pay no attention to the wondering Brit, he's in league with the dragon. Listen, nobody knows if Anarky is TRULY Joker's son or not. Max's mom is too looney to remember what happened, and there has been no DNA test. SO GET OFF IT!! Yeah yeah yeah! Grabbing straws. Whatever. 
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I wasnt really refferring to Anarchy, Harley on the other hand...
How could he not have dicked an ass like that? Sure shes insane but i bet shes got some mad freaky skills in the sack
I dont care how obsessed the man is with Batman or crime, HE PUMPED THAT BOOTY!
"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here.
Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
"So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children."
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Sure shes insane but i bet shes got some mad freaky skills in the sack
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Well... I hate to be the party pooper, and god forbid that I rain on anyone's parade, but haven't we forgotten the obvious? Yes, women can be evil. Yes women can be heartless: Yes some of you guys are bitter and might actually deserve to be, but no matter how evil and heartless we are or how bitter we've made you feel.... Women still have all the pussy!Well, the ones of us that are actually all woman. No mix and match parts that is. Without us, and after a long period of time when masterbation starts to loose its thrill...someone's -- some guys hairy, wide flacid ass *No LLance Jokes Please....fuck it, add a LLance joke if you like* will start to look really good to you. And as FNB says: It is all about getting the pussy. I guess what it really boils down to is Anal sex with us [Women] or anal Sex with something that looks, feels, is built like, and most likely smell like you. Is't real pussy better then man-pussy? ROFLMAO!! That sounded so freaking weird, yet I got a tingle from ttyping hat. But some of you guys might enjoy that! If you do then I WANT PICTURES!!! 
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I wasnt really refferring to Anarchy, Harley on the other hand...
How could he not have dicked an ass like that? Sure shes insane but i bet shes got some mad freaky skills in the sack
I dont care how obsessed the man is with Batman or crime, HE PUMPED THAT BOOTY!
Ah yes. But we know for a fact that he hasn't made it with Harley. And that's one of the only asses in the world I'd give up my celibacy to be with....if she really existed that is. 
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Women suck, there's no use talking about or to them...
Funny, I always had the habit of blaming myself for my troubles with women...Maybe I should stop.
While I'm at it, I should also stop pursuing women. Yes, I screwed up yet again. Whether or not she had someone or just wasn't interested, can't tell. I just knew how to circumvent the "no" I sensed in the next sentence...So much for being the "smooth operator" everyone perceives me to be.
You know what really hurts? She's one of the good ones...someone any man with common sense would want to be with. Yet...never mind. What I was thinking wouldn't make much sense in writing, anyway.
Imagine being able to have any woman except the ones you wanted. That's my love life in a nutshell. That's the power women have over me...dangling the bait in front of me only to have me fall flat on my face when I try to grab it.
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