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For the RDCW to survive, we need more gimmicks. We need more personality. Most importantly, we need a place to list what our moves are so that we know what the hell everyone is talking about!
That is all.
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Dont worry,there are more gimmicks planned.
As for moves,list em if ya want,but I'm willing to leave that up to Doc as he's the play by play man!
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Grabs Darth
"Well, Darth, when I do THIS!!!:
Gorilla Presses Darth, followed by a Death Valley Driver
You've just felt the East Coast Hammer! And when I do THIS!!!:
Hops up on the top ropes, then delivers a Frog Splash
That's the Flying Teabag Slam! Which usually leads to THIS!!!:
Slaps Darth in a Texas Clover-Leaf, with one knee planted on the back of Darth's neck
You guessed it: The Joe Mama-Lock!!! Class dismissed!"
With that, Joe Mama disappears...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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*Darth flips back to his feet after a moment and starts laughing.*
Is that the best you've got, little mama's boy?
*Darth quickly grabs Nowhereman and places him across his shoulders in the Argentine Back Breaker. Nowhereman immediately begins to tap, the pain too much to handle.*
This is the Sabre-stretch. What's the matter Nowie? Too much? Allow me to relieve your pain. Behold! The Darkside-slam!
*Darth swings Nowhereman's body, head first, out in front of him, completing the Back Breaker Rack Powerbomb. As they hit the ground, the lights go out. When they return, Nowhereman is lying on his back, out cold. Darth is gone.*
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Nowhereman opens his eyes,smiles & utters a single word "Poof!"
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Darth Poof likes to do lots of things in the dark....... 
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*Son of Mxy blindsides Darth and uses the opportunity to hit him with his trademark move, THE DEATH COMET! (elbow drop from the first rope)*
*while Darth is recovering from the death comet, Son of MXY locks him in his finisher, THE APOCALYPSE! (a wristlock)*
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*Son of Mxy blindsides Darth and uses the opportunity to hit him with his trademark move, THE DEATH COMET! (elbow drop from the first rope)*
*while Darth is recovering from the death comet, Son of MXY locks him in his finisher, THE APOCALYPSE! (a wristlock)*
Dude. I can see you want to start something, but there was no opening. Well, there was, but Joe Mama took it. Anyway, not here to wrestle. Just noticed a minor eror in the script. 
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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So how many fuckin' finishers can we have in our repetoire?
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I don't think there's a cap. For me, the Flying Tea Bag Slam is the set-up for either of my two finishers: The East Coast Hammer (for pin), and the Joe Mama-Lock (for submission).
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I think I'm going to go for three trademark moves. A submission(the apocalypse), a high flying maneuver(the death comet) and a standard superkick - THE BLATANTLY HOMOEROTIC KICK.
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The only finisher I've come up with so far is the Reverse Monkey Death Drop, a twisting version of Nova's Kryptonite Crunch (Emerald Fusion #3 for you Smackdown players)
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Dude. I can see you want to start something, but there was no opening. Well, there was, but Joe Mama took it. Anyway, not here to wrestle. Just noticed a minor eror in the script.
Actually, I think PJP has first dibs on a feud with Darth. But, if either you or Son of Mxy wanna start something up with Darth, go ahead. As I told him, that post was just a more interesting way to list my "big moves" than just listing them. If no one was gonna feud with Darth, I was more than willing to get something going. But I've got my thing with King Snarf, and I'm the last person to try and steal someone else's thunder.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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STEALER OF SOMEONE'S THUNDER!
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THUNDER OF SOMEONE'S STEALER!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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THUNDER, SOMEONE'S STEALER OF!
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I have three finishers:
The Fuck Off Slam (Choke slam)
The Poof Killer (A kick in the bollocks)
The Cunt Face (Crippler crossface)
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The Kansas City Flapjack (Triple Powerbomb to Bridge Pin)
The Flyin' Negra (Pheonix Splash)
The Orchepocalypse (Pump Handle to Inverted DDT; can also be used on the top rope)
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The Bastard Bomb (Perfectplex into a powerbomb)
The Wildsault (like a lionsault, but it's a springboard corkscrew moonsault)
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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The Kobe Special (top rope chokeslam to the floor.)
Triple 6 Bomb (tope rope powerbomb through a table.)
The Grimmlock (sharpshooter)
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I think it's better to stay in theme, so I'm replacing my Superkick with The Bukkake Buster (a Spinebuster)
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The Nite-cap (Van Daminator)
Lights Out - (Cobra Clutch Sleeper Hold for submission)
The Long Kiss Goodnight - (Van-terminator from other side of ring)
"Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money" - Ice Cube
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Ok, I've come up with two more "special" moves.
The first is Death Chop 2000! It's a karate chop to the top of my opponant's head off the second rope!
Finally, if I ever do manage to hit anyone with the previously mentioned Reverse Monkey Death Drop, I'll finish them off with the Deadly Knee Drop...OF DEATH! It's basically like the Rock's People's Elbow (bounce off the ropes, jump over, bounce odff the ropes and jump over again then bonce off the ropes one more time, then come to a complete stop) except at the end, instead of the Rock's lame elbow drop, I'll destroy my competition with a devastating knee drop!
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Staying in theme is good. Should I use a whip?
"You're either lying or stupid."
"I'm stupid! I'm stupid!"
Megatron and Starscream
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Well, Cowgirl Jack, I'd recomend either a variation of a bulldog or perhaps a clothesline of some sort....
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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PJP's Moves:
1) The Twisted Penis (Walls Of Jericho)
2) Stiff Cock In The Face (Super Kick)
3) Erectile Dysfunction (Piledriver)
4) The Toilet Bowl ( That's when PJP actually defecates on his opponents face after he's knocked him out cold with a "Stiff Cock In The Face")
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I almost forgot one of my favorite moves........I call it the............ 5) The New Jersey (Clothesline From Hell) 
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PJP's Moves:
1) The Twisted Penis (Walls Of Jericho)
2) Stiff Cock In The Face (Super Kick)
3) Erectile Dysfunction (Piledriver)
4) The Toilet Bowl ( That's when PJP actually defecates on his opponents face after he's knocked him out cold with a "Stiff Cock In The Face")
You love the cock!
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the brahma BULL loves the cock!
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OK, here we go:
Sudden Death: Bulldog, 3/4 Face Lock - basically, it's a Diamond Cutter
Spear: it's a spear, the stick is optional
The Gordie Howe: a sudden, sharp elbow to jaw
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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Okay, here are some of my major moves:
The Splendid Splinter (a missile drop-kick off the top rope)
The Big Dig (a reverse DDT)
The Logan Express (a flying tackle off the second rope)
The Cape Cod Crunch (an Irish Whip/power bomb combination)
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I thought you were into the 1/4 pinkie lock?
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You know what I'm into?
Breakin' freakin' ankles! WOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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OK, here we go:
Sudden Death: Bulldog, 3/4 Face Lock - basically, it's a Diamond Cutter
Spear: it's a spear, the stick is optional
The Gordie Howe: a sudden, sharp elbow to jaw
And now:
The High Holy Howe: flying elbow from the top rope
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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We cannot proceed.
This hairless bald pussy user is ignoring you. You cannot send them what they dish out.
Please use your back button so he can try to talk his pregnant wife into an open marriage while following you around like a little lost puppy.
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