...make Alan Moore finally shave his damn beard! When ever I see a picture of him I think
the schizophrenic homeless man in the park or
Charles Manson not
legendary comic book writer. It seems that monstrousity hasn't been shortened since the early eighties. Baby rodents and a family of birds must be nesting in that hideous mass of black protein! He must shave it now!
PS: Yes, I'am aware that Alan Moore doesn't own a computer or acess to the internet. But surely some associate of his must have! We can also print it out and send it to him after tracking down his whereabouts. COME ON! IT'S AN INTERNET PETITION, IT
MUST WORK!
