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As some of you may remember,I beat the Captain of Outer Space at Robbiemania 20...but unfortunately the thrill of that triumph was short-lived as Sneaky Bunny soon slithered out of the woodwork and started dissing me every chance she got.
(Slight pause while I wait for the pops.)
Now,I'm not the type to suffer insults in silence,so right here,right now,I'm challenging Sneaky to face me head to head in a Boston street fight.Anything goes,no holds barred.
(Another pause.)
That is,unless she's too CHICKEN to accept.
(Throw down mike and head back to the locker room.)
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I hear ROY BATTY wants to have a match with you.
He is looking forward to giving you a bronco buster & a stinkface!
Sneaky Bunny is already booked up for matches plus she doesnt wrestle in the GBW division,so dont hold yer breath!
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Look: just because Sneaky Bunny and I are in different divisions of RDCW, doesn't mean that I'm going to let her get away with disrespecting me. (Brief pause)
If I have to, I'm personally going to tear apart every star in RDCW until Sneaky Bunny agrees to answer my challenge. (Grabs steel chair)
And the first target on my list is that no-good worthless lying weasel who tried to short-circuit my career at Robblemania XX, the so-called Captain of Outer Space! (Angry glare in direction of locker room)
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<TK walks by, with Stareena and Butterrican on each side, and responds to Chris' long-winded tantrum...>
Dude needs to get laid.
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Look Oakers,I'll let ya have a match at the next Havoc against.........lemme think.........hmmmmmmmmm......I know!
On the next episode of Havoc,Chris Oakley will be going up against ROY BATTY!
Now tell me ya didnt see that one coming!
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Joe Mama and Son of Mxy are watching Oakley's rant on a monitor. Joe Mama has a pained expression on his face.
JM: I can't believe it. He challenged a girl. How many RwO members are there? And he challenged a girl...
SoM: Are you gonna talk to him about...?
JM: No. No, I don't think I am...
SoM: Isn't he from Massachusetts, too?
Joe Mama winces at the question. He bows his head and start rubbing his temples, eyes shut.
JM: Don't we have a tag-team match to prepare for???
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Oakers wants to challenge a girl? I say he should be placed in the women's division!
Can someone lend him a lacy pink ballet tou-tou and some slippers? The one which Bibbo is wearing should fit just fine!
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OK,smart guy,if that's the way you want to play it,I'm upping the ante:
The challenge now goes out to Dave,the Captain of Outer Space,Roy Batty AND Sneaky Bunny to meet me in a 4-on-1 handicap Boston street fight...(dramatic pause).... inside A 40-FOOT HIGH STEEL CAGE.And while we're at it,Dave,you just moved to the top of my hit list.
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Quote:
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<TK walks by, with Stareena and Butterrican on each side, and responds to Chris' long-winded tantrum...>
Dude needs to get laid.
Long-winded,huh?Here's a statement that's nice and short!(Kicks TK-069 in the stomach and drills him into the arena floor with the F-U)
Now what about my handicap match challenge?
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I always knew you were handicapped!
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"Top of my hit list?" I'm nervous! I think Oakers wants a date!
I'm flattered Oakers, but I don't date men who fight women!
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Oakers is obviously a Stone Cold fan!
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More of an earthworm thatn a rattlesnake!
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And that's in the back of his trousers!
Someone should teach that boy to wipe!
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I'll tell you what I want, Dave: I want to see your pathetic, broken carcass lying in a pool of blood alongside those of the Captain of Outer Space, Sneaky Bunny, Roy Batty, and Nowhereman.
That's right, kids: I'm upping the ante again. I'm now demanding a Five-on-One handicap match! I'm not going to let Sneaky Bunny get away with disrespecting me, nor am I just going to let it slide when you other four punks trash-talk me.
And just for the record, let me reiterate: Sneaky Bunny is NOT a woman. She's the agent of Satan. She's a lab experiment gone horribly wrong. And I can't wait to get her, you, Roy, the Captain, and Nowhereman inside the cage so I can tear all five of your heads off!
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Oakers, you'd be bent over and your arse used as a card table for the rest of us.... and I think I'd raise more of a sweat playing poker against Sneaky Bunny that I would pummelling you into the canvas!
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You tell him, Dave-Dave! WOOOO!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Stop wasting bandwidth, Angle!
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Quote:
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Oakers wants to challenge a girl? I say he should be placed in the women's division!
Can someone lend him a lacy pink ballet tou-tou and some slippers? The one which Bibbo is wearing should fit just fine!
Bring back Dave!
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Quote:
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<TK walks by, with Stareena and Butterrican on each side, and responds to Chris' long-winded tantrum...>
Dude needs to get laid.
Long-winded,huh?Here's a statement that's nice and short!(Licks TK-069's crotch and tries to drill him and F--- him. )
I'm handicapped!
This explains a lot.
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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Is Oakers still around or has he slipped in the contents of his leaking diaper and is watching TV with a pacifier for company?
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Oakers? Yoo-hoo!?
Someone wake Oakers up - he's drooling into his babyfood again!
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