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April 25th
Last night I had a dream about sneaky bunny again. This time we did more than just make out. When I woke up my pants were sticky. I wonder what it all means.
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APRIL 26th.
Dear Diary, Today sneaky bunny posted something about her panties. I am deeply offended by it. Sneaky bunny is an affront to good taste. I feel the same thing about her manbitch, winged_creature. I am crying tears of wild rage because everything the two of them posts is about me, and also insulting. I mean, a while ago I saw a thread where winged_creature said that I am very handsome - WHAT A JERK! I cannot help but be offended, because it is the way I feel inside. He is libeling me. Which reminds me, That I'm not Mxypili-somethingwhatsis is going to pay. He is clearly libeling me. He MUST PAY. If not with his life, then with cash.
Furthermore: Life is a glaring blackhole of despair. PLUS I must kill.
P.S.
Whomod sat beside me in class today. I felt very happy.
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Hot Damn! Nowhereman in drag out in public...again!
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Red eye's better than brown nose!
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Maybe next time she'll let Charlie Brown kick that frigging football!
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I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said:
April 25th
Last night I had a dream about sneaky bunny again. This time we did more than just make out. When I woke up my pants were sticky. I wonder what it all means.
Joke's on you,Mxy.One,I don't even have a diary,and two,if I did,I sure as hell wouldn't waste any part of it writing about that sleazebag.
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Oh my Gob, you're right. I feel so stupid now.
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April 26th (part two)
Dear diary, today I made a fool of Mister Maxypulk. At first I felt very good, like when I think about sneaky bunny (can't figure out why I feel that way when I think about her since I obviously hate her), but then I started thinking and realized that mayhaps I may have gone too far. He is, after all, an incredibly sexy man. Could it be that I'm attracted to him and that's why I feel bad about making him pay? Maybe I'm homosexual... well, that would explain why I like Kurt Angle so much. And sneaky bunny.
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Admit it, Mxy..."Chris Oakley" is just one of your alts, right?
And that's terrible.
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No, I damn sure am NOT one of Mxy's alts!
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sure, Mxy, suuuurrrreeee....
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chris you said "damn"! there are children that read this board you know!
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Hmmm...maybe Mxy was also "insaneliberal" and "D. McDoughnut!" Is Mxy our mysterious master of the multiple IDs?
"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey
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And multiple orgasms, too.
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chris you said "damn"! there are children that read this board you know!
YEAH!
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Stay away from this thread son, there's strong language here!
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We were all having a good time, but then Oakley just went too far!
And that's terrible.
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whats wrong with oakley fun is fun but that was way over the line.....
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The net isn't a safe place anymore because of people like Oakley.
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i hope your happy oakley. your foul language has ruined this for everyone!
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The man has no Integrity! WOOO!!!
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Quote:
I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said:
April 26th (part two)
Dear diary, today I made a fool of Mister Maxypulk. At first I felt very good, like when I think about sneaky bunny (can't figure out why I feel that way when I think about her since I obviously hate her), but then I started thinking and realized that mayhaps I may have gone too far. He is, after all, an incredibly sexy man. Could it be that I'm attracted to him and that's why I feel bad about making him pay? Maybe I'm homosexual... well, that would explain why I like Kurt Angle so much. And sneaky bunny.
Get yourself into detox,son,and fast.Kurt Angle is the only person on this planet I loathe more than Sneaky Bunny.
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That's not what it says in your diary...
And that's terrible.
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I don't know who to believe.
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Oakers is a foul mouthed yob but his love of Kurt Angle is well documented!
Dont forget Athanon was closed down after the outcry against his constant references to sucking Angles cock!
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Well, folks, as you can see, Nowhereman is quite obviously stoned out of his skull. I suspect that when he posted the previous message, he was on his ninth, possibly even tenth, joint of the day, because nobody who's sober could possibly think for one second that I feel anything other than creeping disgust for Twerp Angle.
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Oh,man,I can smell the ganja smoke from here....somebody get this guy to the Betty Ford center,wouldja?!
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I don't know who to believe.
Don't believe Nowhereman--that guy's high as kite on every drug that's known to man,and one or two that aren't.
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If only you knew,if only you knew!
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Now if we could get him to share...  Party on Garth!
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Oh,man,I can smell the ganja smoke from here....
That's just your upper lip. If you didn't play "kissy face" with sneaky bunny, it wouldn't be a problem.
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