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Has your man or woman, as the case may be, ever fallen asleep on you while you were gettin' it on?? Just wonderin'?
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Yep. A few years ago I was dating a lady (ironic use of the word) who would visit late at night (2 - 3am) and we'd fool around. She came over one night plastered and, while I was servicing her orally, passed out. Dead to the world. Of course, from my position, I didn't know until, in her "sleep" she jabbed my face with her foot. Nice for the ego, lemme tells ya.
We broke up not long after. The boozin' and smokin' (cigs and weed) finally annoyed me more than I enjoyed the sex and the relationship.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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I sleep naked with TK between my legs!
And that's terrible.
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I feel asleep once. Thank goodness no one noticed, since I was the only one there.
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They almost always fall asleep afterwards for they are exhausted by the 10 hour ZOD MASTERTHON!! But they don't sleep long for the craving for ZOD's length is too great! 
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The last time someone listened to a Bush, folks wandered around in the desert for 40 years...
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They almost always fall asleep afterwards for they are exhausted by the 10 hour ZOD MASTERTHON!! But they don't sleep long for the craving for ZOD's length is too great!
You are truly a cruel and heartless master to your boys, ZOD... 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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ZOD's boys are treated fine! The women can't get enough of ZOD's boys! 
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They almost always fall asleep afterwards for they are exhausted by the 10 hour ZOD MASTERTHON!! But they don't sleep long for the craving for ZOD's length is too great!
INDEED!!!
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if the woman is awake during sex youve obviously not drugged her correctly!
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if the woman is awake during sex youve obviously not drugged her correctly!
Speak for yourself. I prefer them awake. That way they can at least blink twice for "Yes".
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Good plan. I mean, they eventually gotta blink twice SOMEtime...
And that's terrible.
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you have so much to learn! theres a reason gob made shovels!
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They almost always fall asleep afterwards for they are exhausted by the 10 hour ZOD MASTERTHON!! But they don't sleep long for the craving for ZOD's length is too great!
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