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welcome back to everyone's favorite (and "amazing!") game beat this caption!the deal: ill post a picture from somewhere on the net, and 'cleverly' come up with a humorous caption for it. you must reply with a better caption to the same pic. keep your captions brief! (this is a one-line picture sum-up, not a detailed dialog exchange) mmkay? here we go:  "hend thussinuthr thng. yew guysss.... yew guyssur so fffuckd ut--p."ok! top that!
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Put your...your...lef--t hand in....put your left hand ou-t, and hand be another beer stella!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Excuse me, do you have an Grey Poupon?
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey
"If Schumacher’s last effort was the final nail in the coffin then Year One would’ve been the crazy guy who stormed the graveyard, dug up the coffin and put a bullet through the franchise’s corpse just to make sure." -- From a review of Darren Aronofsky & Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One" script
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(look at the gap that he makes with his left hand...his thumb and forefinger...in order to get this joke)
My cock is this small...."Micro soft"
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(look at the gap that he makes with his left hand...his thumb and forefinger...in order to get this joke)
My cock is this small...."Micro soft"
Nothing's funnier than a joke you have to explain. 
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welcome back to everyone's favorite (and "amazing!") game
beat this caption!
the deal:
ill post a picture from somewhere on the net, and 'cleverly' come up with a humorous caption for it.
you must reply with a better caption to the same pic. keep your captions brief! (this is a one-line picture sum-up, not a detailed dialog exchange)
mmkay?
here we go:
"hend thussinuthr thng. yew guysss.... yew guyssur so fffuckd ut--p."
ok! top that!
"See,guys,I told you there were alligators in the sewers!"
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You knew -- what you were doing. You knew -- what kind of "entertainment" you're selling. And you wanted us all to be abuzz, here in this room, and on the playground in my kid's school, because it improves your ratings. It improves your market share, and it lines your pockets.
And that's terrible.
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"I just got a look at that doctored photo he posted putting Sneaky Bunny's head next to mine,and I have to tell you all right now I would dearly love to blow his slimy little brains out for doing that to me. I'm not joking this time.I really would like to kill him.It's the least he deserves for pulling a stunt like this.And if any of you could possibly like him after today,you need your heads examined."
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Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
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"I just got a look at that doctored photo he posted putting Sneaky Bunny's head next to mine,and I have to tell you all right now I would dearly love to blow his slimy little brains out for doing that to me.
I'm not joking this time.I really would like to kill him.It's the least he deserves for pulling a stunt like this.And if any of you could possibly like him after today,you need your heads examined."
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so, whutsa deal with these realtors? i'm trying to get a good idea of how much i should spend on the above mentioned apartment. the "really nice, but not that nice" place. i gave the guy an idea of how much i was willing to go. he responded by saying the buyer is looking for roughly 50 grand more. 50 grand! with all the ca-chings and $ symobls and such. thats a pretty big difference, and one i'm not really willing to cross. and, the annoying part is, who can tell if the realtor is lying or not? i mean, he says that the guy already has an offer on the house. ... but if he does, why doesn't the seller take that? ...especially if the other offer is higher than my own? if the place is so great, why is it still on the market? why is there only one other bid on it, that i have to beat? seriously, boyo, wtf? so, instead of just trying to buy something, i have to haggle with this third party, who is only in the game for his own commission (read: the more he sells the apartment for, the more money he makes as a bonus). so, i'm in a quagmire right now. quagmire: a shit hole. word of the day, brought to you by the elevator tv screen this morning.
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"Make all the jokes about this picture that you want, I'm still a fucking billionaire. BOO-YAH!"
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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"Make all the jokes about this picture that you want, I'm still a fucking billionaire. BOO-YAH!"
The NEW winnah!
"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey
"If Schumacher’s last effort was the final nail in the coffin then Year One would’ve been the crazy guy who stormed the graveyard, dug up the coffin and put a bullet through the franchise’s corpse just to make sure." -- From a review of Darren Aronofsky & Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One" script
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"Make all the jokes about this picture that you want, I'm still a fucking billionaire. BOO-YAH!"
The NEW winnah!
Damn. So close.
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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