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#299537 2004-06-06 11:33 PM
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Nah.

Let's see how many hits this thread gets.


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If this were true, I'd say that Nicks turn with Jennifer Lopez was soon.


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I bet if Jessica Simpson saw this thread she would cry.


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If she could read it!

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Rob would be all over her if she was available. Probably rub Chicken Of The Sea all over himself to increase his chances.


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She's number one on the list of women I'd fuck!


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pedder-ass!



YOU PUT SOUP IN IT!
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What's a peder-ass?


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Shut up Donny.


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my response would have been "so, who gives a fuck".

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dsoley said:
my response would have been "so, who gives a fuck".



I'm quoting you on that and saying, "Ditto!"


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Rob would be all over her if she was available. Probably rub Chicken Of The Sea all over himself to increase his chances.



You got that the wrong way round bub,Rob only has eyes for Nick!

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Rob would be all over her if she was available. Probably rub Chicken Of The Sea all over himself to increase his chances.



You got that the wrong way round bub,Rob only has eyes for Nick!




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Jessica Simpson's dumb as a bag of hammers, but man what I wouldn't give to shag her!


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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88 hits and counting!


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This thread or Jessica?

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I assume by Jessica you mean how many times she's been ponied, not actual music hits.

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Jessica Simpson's dumb as a bag of hammers, but man what I wouldn't give to shag her!








mmm OK


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She could be so dumb it makes you brain dead, but as long as ZOD could come home and fuck those breasts, he'll won't be needing much brain juice!


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More than 150 hits! Thsi thread is bigger than Jesus!


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Jessica Simpson's dumb as a bag of hammers, but man what I wouldn't give to shag her!




You're a rhymin' fool!


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Nah.

Let's see how many hits this thread gets.




You know, if she ever saw the title of this thread, she'd probably take it as the gospel truth.

By the way, Newlyweds returns next Wednesday. Can't wait to see how much stupider she gets.


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We're over 300! Woo! I think I'll see the rights of this thread to MTV.


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Its over 400 now. I think someone is artificailly inflating the views.


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500. Somebody loves me.

Hey! I bet it's Jessica. Maybe I'm next on her list.


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Its over 400 now. I think someone is artificailly inflating the views.




Oh, come now! Who would do that?

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I am god.

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wow ur real


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I am god.






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somebody should submit this to fark.com

It'll probably only make Total Fark, but the hits will be unbelievable.

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Thank you, Wednesday, for reminding us all of the true meaning of Christmas.

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Eh...I've seen better. But to be fair, she's more attractive than Angelina "I look like I've been run over by 60 cars" Jolie.

But let's be honest, her real appeal is her total stupidity. It's tons of fun laughing at what a total idiot she is.


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Dennis Rodman's pretty stupid. So's David Hasselhoff. You hot for them too?



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Yes, she's dumb, but she's not Anna Nicole-level dumb.

"My friend's birthday falls on Halloween this year."

I was watching with my roommate when she said that, and we just looked at each other for a moment contemplating the stupidity of that comment.


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All hail King Snarf!

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Im sorry Anna Nicole is nasty looking even after the weight loss...so ugly in fact that I wouldnt fuck her with BEa Arthur's dick!


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Im sorry Anna Nicole is nasty looking even after the weight loss...so ugly in fact that I wouldnt fuck her with BEa Arthur's dick!




Better hope bsams doesn't see that!


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