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seriously where is Pig-Dave. I havent seen him in forever? Did the alcohol poisoning finally do him in?


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I talked to him the other day. He's really busy with real life stuff now. Nothing bad, just really busy.

He said he'd come back soon.


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I'm watching "Heroes" Season 1.I've never watched an episode of this show and I'm enjoying this immensely.


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It's got Jeph loeb stank on it.

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I blink when his name shows up so I don't associate him with the show.


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Don't get me wrong. I still enjoyed Heroes. It's just sometimes you can tell.

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Really? Out of curiosity,what are some Loeb moments you've noticed?


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Got a buncha stuff for christmas I am working my way through:















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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Got a buncha stuff for christmas I am working my way through:



Those are all very good movies.. but, of that lot, this one is my favorite.

It's a superb movie. The very best one Toby ever made, IMO.


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for the lust factor.



for the laughs.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin




for the laughs.



its a shame this isnt on tv regularly anymore. more kids should grow up with cartoons like these...


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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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would they even be able to air it?

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 Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim
would they even be able to air it?


No.

It's racist & un-PC jokes separated by the occasional gunshot to the face or other types of physical assault.

Then there are the Road Runner/Coyote ones.

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society is fucking up...


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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: Beardguy57
Sounds gay enough for me!


We (myself, sister, undead brother in law) just watched Undead or Alive.



Good movie on the par of Braindead (aka Dead Alive) only with less gore, more unique plot, and a hilarious penis joke.

Brian Posehn plays one of the main zombie-folk, a move I thoroughly endorse. I can never remember his name, but he's one of my favorite comedians.

You can sort-of see him here:

(look again. BEHIND the bloody tits)


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POSEHN!!!!!!!!


wait, is Chris Kattan allowed to speak in this? cuz he kinda cancels out Posehn if he is.

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FUCK! I refreshed the image a quadrillion bajillion times! I thought it went through!



I think fangoria blocks, but fuckit.


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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
POSEHN!!!!!!!!


wait, is Chris Kattan allowed to speak in this? cuz he kinda cancels out Posehn if he is.


His character isn't so bad in here. He doesn't say a lot.


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
FUCK! I refreshed the image a quadrillion bajillion times! I thought it went through!



I think fangoria blocks, but fuckit.



that reminds me of that night in Pasadena.

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 Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim
the new halloween rob zombie did


I'm sorry.


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 Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim
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Okay, now you're just doing it to yourself on purpose.


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I never liked that movie. Too much suck-factor.


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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
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chicken!!! good!!


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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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One of the scariest movies I've ever seen...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin


One of the scariest movies I've ever seen...


I've owned it since last summer, but I haven't watched it. The last thing I need is another reason to hate what religion (in this case, Fundamentalist Christianity) does to some people.


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It's brainwashing 101. I watched it with my sis and brother in law and we were all horrified.

Best line, though: "A third of your friends couldn't be here tonight because they were never given a chance to live." -said to a bunch of 6-10 year olds.

or the lady who runs it who talked about how Muslims have their army of children so "we have to build our own for when the time comes."

or the 9 year old who approached people randomly on the street to preach. She approached three elderly black men at one point who were not interested in her speech or her pamphlets and she says to her friend, "they must be Muslim."

They did, however, have a radio host who was religious, but was like, "this isn't my religion, what this is is brainwashing and abuse."



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
It's brainwashing 101. I watched it with my sis and brother in law and we were all horrified.

Best line, though: "A third of your friends couldn't be here tonight because they were never given a chance to live." -said to a bunch of 6-10 year olds.

or the lady who runs it who talked about how Muslims have their army of children so "we have to build our own for when the time comes."

or the 9 year old who approached people randomly on the street to preach. She approached three elderly black men at one point who were not interested in her speech or her pamphlets and she says to her friend, "they must be Muslim."

They did, however, have a radio host who was religious, but was like, "this isn't my religion, what this is is brainwashing and abuse."




ALL bad....


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On a happier note...

For some reason when I'm sick, I have to watch Disney movies. Something about chicken soup and Dumbo, I suppose...



This is a GREAT remaster. On my old VHS, Bagherra was just an inky black mess. This is nice...very nice...

And it's one of the few movies that didn't bug me how different it was from the novels. Then again, I was probably the only kid that read Kipling at age nine.

I'm tempted to see if the Chuck Jones's version is on Netflix. I heard it's closer to the book.


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I had no idea Chuck Jones did 'The Cricket in Times Square stuff'. This is awesome.


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 Originally Posted By: Cowgirl Jack
On a happier note...

For some reason when I'm sick, I have to watch Disney movies. Something about chicken soup and Dumbo, I suppose...



This is a GREAT remaster. On my old VHS, Bagherra was just an inky black mess. This is nice...very nice...

And it's one of the few movies that didn't bug me how different it was from the novels. Then again, I was probably the only kid that read Kipling at age nine.

I'm tempted to see if the Chuck Jones's version is on Netflix. I heard it's closer to the book.



one of the best there cj. good choice...


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We recently watched Severance.



We were told it was funny like Dead Alive was (Braindead out of the USA). It was funny, but not THAT funny. Mostly it was just a fucking awesome scary movie.

Buncha corporates go for a semenar in the woods, get caught up by a bunch of guerrilla militia men that are bug fuck crazy. Hilarity ensues.







(the above is the scene where the nerdy fag steps in a bear trap and they snap the trap on his leg 4 times while trying to get it out and the leg severs and he's basically fucked... but not the first to die)

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Tonight we followed our recent Zombedy (zombie-comedy)trend with Black Sheep.



This is hilarious and so so so disgusting. And that's coming from someone who took home a dog's eye today. Flesh-eating mutant zombie-sheep-humans. TOO RAD!







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Last night we watched a different one, not quite so good as these others. It was obviously made by recent college grads. It did have good bits, though. Rather almost worth a watch. Unfortunately, you have to see this one bloke's weiner about six times. Fat old bastard he is too. NOT pleasing. Now, if I could only remember the damn nam-- Hide and Creep! I remember, 'cause it made no fucking sense as a title! The good bits are almost exclusively the redneck hunting club guys.



The shitty makeup and effects only add to the charm of this movie. I wish to whatever god there is that Mike Nelson come back and MST3K the fuck out of this movie.







(that's the guy who's schlong and taggers you get to peep at)



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