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I'm 26 and still a virgin! And I want some sex!
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I have many, many faults, and very few redeeming graces. I'm slowly beginning to realize that I'm a pathetic worm of a man... no, more like 25-year-old boy... who exudes none of the things a woman is looking for in a mate.
I'm in debt up to my eyeballs (think 30k), and my driving license has been revoked because of it. I have a car... but it sits in the driveway, parked indefinitely, mocking me silently.
I'm not in school. I should have graduated four years ago. I should be teaching right now. But as it is... I'm serving tables at an Outback in Centerville, Ohio.
I'm 5'5". I'm 125 lbs. I'm as pale as Conan O'Brien. I'm going bald. And I wear glasses.
I'm obsessed with pulp space opera from the 30's and 40's, and I'm obsessed with Batman. They consume most of my free time. I've always got my nose in a Jack Williamson or E. E. "Doc" Smith book, or the latest issue of BATMAN. I'm bookish, and well-read (I'm an English major), but I prefer the old pulps.
I consider myself a writer, but I don't write gradiose fiction. Once again, it's mostly pulp sci-fi or Batman scripts. I've written lots of different things in the past, but... that was in the past.
I smoke a pack a day. I smoke pot daily, too. I drink Jack straight when I go out, I can't just sip beer and have a good time. It's a double on the rocks for me, or nothing at all. So I usually end up drunk. Fortunately I'm a very nice drunk.
I'm co-dependent. I crave intimacy. I need something beyond casual friendship. "Being with family" doesn't count. I feel like, "What's the point in being happy with yourself if you have no one to share it with." Indeed? What IS the point? A world full of shiny happy people who love themselves? I love myself. Yay.
My last girlfriend was gorgeous. Now... and this is so shallow... my NEXT girlfriend has to be as gorgeous as my ex. And how many gorgeous 105 lb blondes do you know who love short skinny pale bald guys with glasses? Who like pulp space opera and Batman? Who's thirty grand in debt? Who hasn't even graduated college? None? None you say? How shocking...
I hate being single. I really, really, REALLY hate it. Fuck this "learning to love myself so I can love someone else" bullshit.
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I've gotten to the point where I don't care if I'm single or not. Right now I'm trying to get my life in order. (read-move out of my parents house)
How's that going for you?
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My moms cooking dinner right now.
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I had a job interview today, and at the end of it the forman and I were chit chatting. he asked me if I was married.
"nope!" I replied
So he asked me if I had a girlfriend.
"Hell no and I hope to be single a while longer yet."
So he gave me this funny look so I said, "All women are scandalous hoes."
He just laughed and nodded his head. I think I'm gonna get the job.
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what's for dinner?
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what's for dinner?
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extra socks!
His parents wonder why ever since puberty, Rex ignores the rest of his Christmas gifts and just pleads to take down the stockings!
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I've gotten to the point where I don't care if I'm single or not. Right now I'm trying to get my life in order. (read-move out of my parents house)
How'd that work out for you?
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What's the big fricking deal with being a teenager and a virgin, for crying out loud?
I didn't lose mine til I was 18.
Dude, that's gay.
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You all have it all wrong. The hat trick is staying single, moving back into your folks house, and boning chicks there.
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I've gotten to the point where I don't care if I'm single or not. Right now I'm trying to get my life in order. (read-move out of my parents house)
How'd that work out for you?
fuck you.
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I have many, many faults, and very few redeeming graces. I'm slowly beginning to realize that I'm a pathetic worm of a man... no, more like 25-year-old boy... who exudes none of the things a woman is looking for in a mate.
I'm in debt up to my eyeballs (think 30k), and my driving license has been revoked because of it. I have a car... but it sits in the driveway, parked indefinitely, mocking me silently.
I'm not in school. I should have graduated four years ago. I should be teaching right now. But as it is... I'm serving tables at an Outback in Centerville, Ohio.
I'm 5'5". I'm 125 lbs. I'm as pale as Conan O'Brien. I'm going bald. And I wear glasses.
I'm obsessed with pulp space opera from the 30's and 40's, and I'm obsessed with Batman. They consume most of my free time. I've always got my nose in a Jack Williamson or E. E. "Doc" Smith book, or the latest issue of BATMAN. I'm bookish, and well-read (I'm an English major), but I prefer the old pulps.
I consider myself a writer, but I don't write gradiose fiction. Once again, it's mostly pulp sci-fi or Batman scripts. I've written lots of different things in the past, but... that was in the past.
I smoke a pack a day. I smoke pot daily, too. I drink Jack straight when I go out, I can't just sip beer and have a good time. It's a double on the rocks for me, or nothing at all. So I usually end up drunk. Fortunately I'm a very nice drunk.
I'm co-dependent. I crave intimacy. I need something beyond casual friendship. "Being with family" doesn't count. I feel like, "What's the point in being happy with yourself if you have no one to share it with." Indeed? What IS the point? A world full of shiny happy people who love themselves? I love myself. Yay.
My last girlfriend was gorgeous. Now... and this is so shallow... my NEXT girlfriend has to be as gorgeous as my ex. And how many gorgeous 105 lb blondes do you know who love short skinny pale bald guys with glasses? Who like pulp space opera and Batman? Who's thirty grand in debt? Who hasn't even graduated college? None? None you say? How shocking...
I hate being single. I really, really, REALLY hate it. Fuck this "learning to love myself so I can love someone else" bullshit.
Non
Three words: Mail order bride.
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The three words I'd say to him are Go Fuck Yourself!
I think that's why he's so grumpy.
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I have many, many faults, and very few redeeming graces. I'm slowly beginning to realize that I'm a pathetic worm of a man... no, more like 25-year-old boy... who exudes none of the things a woman is looking for in a mate.
I'm in debt up to my eyeballs (think 30k), and my driving license has been revoked because of it. I have a car... but it sits in the driveway, parked indefinitely, mocking me silently.
I'm not in school. I should have graduated four years ago. I should be teaching right now. But as it is... I'm serving tables at an Outback in Centerville, Ohio.
I'm 5'5". I'm 125 lbs. I'm as pale as Conan O'Brien. I'm going bald. And I wear glasses.
I'm obsessed with pulp space opera from the 30's and 40's, and I'm obsessed with Batman. They consume most of my free time. I've always got my nose in a Jack Williamson or E. E. "Doc" Smith book, or the latest issue of BATMAN. I'm bookish, and well-read (I'm an English major), but I prefer the old pulps.
I consider myself a writer, but I don't write gradiose fiction. Once again, it's mostly pulp sci-fi or Batman scripts. I've written lots of different things in the past, but... that was in the past.
I smoke a pack a day. I smoke pot daily, too. I drink Jack straight when I go out, I can't just sip beer and have a good time. It's a double on the rocks for me, or nothing at all. So I usually end up drunk. Fortunately I'm a very nice drunk.
I'm co-dependent. I crave intimacy. I need something beyond casual friendship. "Being with family" doesn't count. I feel like, "What's the point in being happy with yourself if you have no one to share it with." Indeed? What IS the point? A world full of shiny happy people who love themselves? I love myself. Yay.
My last girlfriend was gorgeous. Now... and this is so shallow... my NEXT girlfriend has to be as gorgeous as my ex. And how many gorgeous 105 lb blondes do you know who love short skinny pale bald guys with glasses? Who like pulp space opera and Batman? Who's thirty grand in debt? Who hasn't even graduated college? None? None you say? How shocking...
I hate being single. I really, really, REALLY hate it. Fuck this "learning to love myself so I can love someone else" bullshit.
Non
I think we should all go to the Outback in Centerville, Ohio, and buy him a burger or something...
Man...
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I have many, many faults, and very few redeeming graces. I'm slowly beginning to realize that I'm a pathetic worm of a man... no, more like 25-year-old boy... who exudes none of the things a woman is looking for in a mate.
I'm in debt up to my eyeballs (think 30k), and my driving license has been revoked because of it. I have a car... but it sits in the driveway, parked indefinitely, mocking me silently.
I'm not in school. I should have graduated four years ago. I should be teaching right now. But as it is... I'm serving tables at an Outback in Centerville, Ohio.
I'm 5'5". I'm 125 lbs. I'm as pale as Conan O'Brien. I'm going bald. And I wear glasses.
I'm obsessed with pulp space opera from the 30's and 40's, and I'm obsessed with Batman. They consume most of my free time. I've always got my nose in a Jack Williamson or E. E. "Doc" Smith book, or the latest issue of BATMAN. I'm bookish, and well-read (I'm an English major), but I prefer the old pulps.
I consider myself a writer, but I don't write gradiose fiction. Once again, it's mostly pulp sci-fi or Batman scripts. I've written lots of different things in the past, but... that was in the past.
I smoke a pack a day. I smoke pot daily, too. I drink Jack straight when I go out, I can't just sip beer and have a good time. It's a double on the rocks for me, or nothing at all. So I usually end up drunk. Fortunately I'm a very nice drunk.
I'm co-dependent. I crave intimacy. I need something beyond casual friendship. "Being with family" doesn't count. I feel like, "What's the point in being happy with yourself if you have no one to share it with." Indeed? What IS the point? A world full of shiny happy people who love themselves? I love myself. Yay.
My last girlfriend was gorgeous. Now... and this is so shallow... my NEXT girlfriend has to be as gorgeous as my ex. And how many gorgeous 105 lb blondes do you know who love short skinny pale bald guys with glasses? Who like pulp space opera and Batman? Who's thirty grand in debt? Who hasn't even graduated college? None? None you say? How shocking...
I hate being single. I really, really, REALLY hate it. Fuck this "learning to love myself so I can love someone else" bullshit.
Non
Three words: Mail order bride.
Or better yet goto Venezuela. Supermodel hotties with business degrees that are dying to hook up with American fellahs. I always said if I turned 40 and wasnt married I'd just fly down there and meet one. I have two friends with smart bomb-ass south American wives, 1 Brazillian and 1 Venezuelan. Theyre both super cool and their culture is totally into that shit. I feel like an asshole popping boners to my buddies girl's but I guess it should be a compliment.
And if you dont meet a gal you wanna marry you can still have baller sex and eat filet mignons and Lobster for like 20 bucks or some shit. I was totally gonna plan a trip like this with a coupla my boys but I ended up meetin a pretty cool chick. Otherwise I extremely recommend this course of action to Nonoxynol9-minded depressives.
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