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she doesn't move or push back or anything. what a letdown.
ok, i'm over it.
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What color is the sky in that little tesseract of yours?
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I'm so over you. Stop calling me and leaving messages on my voicemail. It's just gotten sad.
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she doesn't move or push back or anything. what a letdown.
ok, i'm over it.
Do her in the ass at the edge of a cliff.
That way, she'll have to keep backing up.
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Flatter yourself all you wish if it keeps your helmet shiny.
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Jenson Button's shiny helmet?
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she doesn't move or push back or anything. what a letdown.
ok, i'm over it.
Do her in the ass at the edge of a cliff.
That way, she'll have to keep backing up.
All she wanted to do was missionary position. Wouldn't even give me any oral.
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"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center] [/center]
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Flatter yourself all you wish if it keeps your helmet shiny.
Well, it's not like you were very good at "shining helmets."
Couple of flicks of the wrist and you're like "okay, I did it." 
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She has strong wrists, though.
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So she says. Not that she works out anymore. She's really starting to let herself go.
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Yup. she lays there just like that.
And then when I'm leaving, she's all hanging on me and crying and "don't go! don't go!" needy.
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Ursa says you mistook the bed as her because of your complete lack of knowledge of what a woman looks like. 
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You're just mad because I wasn't attracted to you, you big fruit.
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Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature,
an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?
Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
a singular development of cat communications
that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,
it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display
connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
Data, "Schisms"
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she doesn't move or push back or anything. what a letdown.
ok, i'm over it.
Not for nothing, but I don't think URSA was the problem, Grimm. When I had her, she was thrashing and clawing my back and moaning like a cat in heat. And then she cooked me breakfast. If only she was as good a cook as she was a lay. I mean, how do you fuck up Pop Tarts???
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
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Well played Joe, well played indeed...
...you tell stories, we tell lies.
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she doesn't move or push back or anything. what a letdown.
ok, i'm over it.
Not for nothing, but I don't think URSA was the problem, Grimm. When I had her, she was thrashing and clawing my back and moaning like a cat in heat. And then she cooked me breakfast. If only she was as good a cook as she was a lay. I mean, how do you fuck up Pop Tarts???
Joe, I hate to be the one to have to tell you this, but you were having sex with Zod. I told you people he was a fruit. 
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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PJP said:
SINISTAR could kick Zod's ass.................easily.
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgh
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An old woman, 71 years old, called up the pharmacy today with a complaint. It took an hour for the misc creams department to search down all her previous compounding records to try and figure out the problem. They hadn't done anything different, but she still was complaining because when she used to use the cream she would get multiple orgasms and now she only gets one.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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...I think Uschi's getting all hot and talking dirty because she wants me to nail her.
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Do I have to do this all over again? Didn't I do it right the first time?
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That would make pariah very angry.
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So?
Is this Pariah, like, the Incredible Fuckin' Hulk or something?
Do I have to do this all over again? Didn't I do it right the first time?
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no, but I hear his dog is
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Thank you Sinistar for reminding me how delusional the men are on planet Houston. If these gnats are going to "lay" someone in their deluded minds, the least they could do is find someone who's not a known man-hating lesbian.
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HULK SMUSH!
Kid, you're ok! 
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Thank you Sinistar for reminding me how delusional the men are on planet Houston. If these gnats are going to "lay" someone in their deluded minds, the least they could do is find someone who's not a known man-hating lesbian.
Stop leaving messages on my cell phone. It's just become embarrassing.
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no, but I hear his dog is
hear or know?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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