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#402069 2004-12-22 12:59 AM
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"hypermammiferous" as in...



Pam Strips, Stares

Pam Anderson has found an altruistic way to combine her two passions -- animal rights and looking totally hot. The hypermammiferous bombshell is set to show off her considerable assets across China in anti-fur billboards courtesy of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

"I'm perfectly happy to bare my skin if it will help save animals' skins," Pam explains. "With so many fashionable and comfortable fur alternatives available today, there's no excuse for killing animals and stealing their skins."

The nearly nekkid Anderson poses seductively above the tagline, "Give fur the cold shoulder," and alongside Chinese characters that translate to "Please don't wear fur" and "Cold shoulders are nothing compared to the pain they feel."

But the steamy posters are raising, uh, eyebrows with censors. A PETA spokesman in China tells the AP they may have to trim the picture to get the thumbs up from the conservative watchdogs.

So why is China graced with in-the-buff images of Pam? According to PETA, the country was responsible for 40 percent of U.S. fur imports in 2000, most of which we're guessing ended up being worn to Star Jones' wedding.

Meanwhile, when Pam isn't busy trying to save her four-legged friends, she's getting an eyeful at the Playboy mansion. In an interview with Esquire that is sure to please Hugh Hefner, she reveals what really goes on behind closed doors.

"Yes, Hef's sleeping with them all. For real! I've actually walked in on him," says Pam, who has disrobed many a time for the mag. "See, one time I was over at the mansion with some friends. We were swimming in the grotto, and I decided to walk around the house a little bit. And as I was walking around, I ran into one of the girls. And she's like, 'Come upstairs.' So I went upstairs, and there's Hef on the bed."

The next bit gets a little racy, so suffice to say it plays a little like a scene out of one of Pam and Tommy Lee's video adventures. Only with more babes. And baby oil. 'Nuff said.

"I was standing in the doorway just looking -- for a really long time," Anderson recalls. "And finally I realized they were all looking at me!"


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Word of the Day: poon.


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Good answer, but I'm staying with my original choice: poon.


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Word of the day: Shut the fuck up, Pam!


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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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id like to do her. with a condom.

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Full-body, maybe...

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aww i love pam! i dont care too much for all that animal activist part of her but i like her a lot!

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aww i love pam! i dont care too much for all that animal activist part of her but i like her a lot!




Same here. She's spunky. Maybe I should model in a leather thong...;)


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pics please


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i think shes so great i tried to be her for halloween!

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can i borrow the implants?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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i dont have any implants, but ill give you what i can. I have alot to spare. Tis the season!

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i dont care too much for all that animal activist part of her




That's the part I love most.

.....well, second most.

Wearing fur is disgusting.


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I wonder if she's a virgin.

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I should model in a leather thong.




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No leather thong, no working camera...hey, look, I'm really out of stock over here...


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You know JM, you're just opening yourself up for someone from here volunteering to come over to your place.



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Look, if they have a Welsh accent...


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I think I'm part welsh.


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I had a year of Welsh in college...

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Fucking ELF. They are fucking based here in Eugene and are always causing shit. Fucking terroorists.


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