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so, what do you see happening in the worlds of media and entertainment for 2005? new tv show themes? new movie rating system? any actor deaths? books or old shows becoming movies? box office records? actors or actresses getting a big "push"?
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I predict:
A number of big budget movies will fail to live up to their hype and will "disappoint" at the box office.
FOX will continue to crank out crappy reality shows.
NBC will continue to crank out Law and Order spinoffs
CBS will continue to crank out CSI spinoffs.
ABC will start cranking out "Desperate Housewives" spinoffs.
The recording industry will continue to blame illegal downloading, and not crappy product, for its continued troubles.
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Revenge of the Sith will get a PG-13 rating and will be the highest grossing film of the year, followed by Batman.
The networks will finally realize that 90% of reality shows suck. They will replace them with rip-ffs of Lost and Desperate housewifes. And more CSI type shows.
Topher Grace will become the next big male star.
Atlas Shrugged the movie will begin production.
Satellite radio will continue to grow and eventually replace FM and AM radio.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Satellite radio will continue to grow and eventually replace FM and AM radio.
Nope. Just as cable hasn't replaced broadcast TV, satellite will never replace AM/FM.
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I predict:
A number of big budget movies will fail to live up to their hype and will "disappoint" at the box office.
FOX will continue to crank out crappy reality shows.
NBC will continue to crank out Law and Order spinoffs
CBS will continue to crank out CSI spinoffs.
ABC will start cranking out "Desperate Housewives" spinoffs.
The recording industry will continue to blame illegal downloading, and not crappy product, for its continued troubles.
You tend to play these pretty safe, don't you?
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The world will be shaken to it's core when long time television game show icon Bob Barker assumes control over the United States and parts of Europe with the use of devestating weather machine.
Oh and Michael Jackson will be convicted of all charges.
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Ultimate Jaburg53 said:
The world will be shaken to it's core when long time television game show icon Bob Barker assumes control over the United States and parts of Europe with the use of devestating weather machine.
Bob Barker isn't jewish.
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Quote:
the G-man said:
I predict:
A number of big budget movies will fail to live up to their hype and will "disappoint" at the box office.
FOX will continue to crank out crappy reality shows.
NBC will continue to crank out Law and Order spinoffs
CBS will continue to crank out CSI spinoffs.
ABC will start cranking out "Desperate Housewives" spinoffs.
The recording industry will continue to blame illegal downloading, and not crappy product, for its continued troubles.
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You tend to play these pretty safe, don't you?
Are you accusing me of being conservative in my predictions? 
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Ultimate Jaburg53 said:
The world will be shaken to it's core when long time television game show icon Bob Barker assumes control over the United States and parts of Europe with the use of devestating weather machine.
Bob Barker isn't jewish.
I didn't say he built the machine.
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For my next prediction:
The Osama Bin Laden gay sex tape will hit the net.
It will also be examined by the F.B.I and proven to be genuine.
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Marty Scorsese finally gets his Director's Oscar for THE AVIATOR.
Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey spend all telling us that they're still working on some kind of "final" Who album. Big whoop. John's dead, band's over.
Someone will actually die on a reality show.
We all wear a green carnation.
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Pariah will hate most everything, yet inexplicably wet himself over movies like "Exorcist: The Beginning".
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Thats not a prediction, thats a fact.
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Rex will refer to hot women as fugly.
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Thats a prediction for the womens forum.
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Hollywood will produce several dozen remakes. They will all suck.
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Hollywood will make a sequel to Aliens vs. Predator which will suck as bad as the first.
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Orlando Bloom will be in another movie where he uses swords or arrows.
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Orlando Bloom will be in another movie where he uses swords or arrows.
And he will overact in it.
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ZOD shall star in his own movie!!!
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And it will be called Superman returns.
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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DAMN that Kal-el!! ZOD shall not be outstaged again! ZOD was sure he would be rid of him when he unplugged that life sup... err..  LOOK a NADER!! 
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Don't you mean naner? Nader was the hippie who ran for president.
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Some of my media predictions for 2005:
UPN becomes the first American TV network since Dumont to go bankrupt
A Good Charlotte concert is cut short by rioting in the crowd
Star Wars Episode III kicks the competition's ass at the box office
Tony Soprano dies in a hail of bullets in the Sopranos series finale
Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie get in a very bitter and very public feud over a guy
Susan Lucci picks up her second Daytime Emmy
CSI:Miami wins its first Prime Time Emmy for Best Series
Joan Rivers gets punched out during her pre-Oscar interview special
David Gest publishes a tell-all book about his marriage to Liza
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War of the Worlds will kick ass massively.
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...but, like all Spielburg movies, it will go on 20 minutes longer than it should.
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I will result to prostitution to get the thousands of dollars I will spend at the theaters this summer.
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Don't you mean naner? Nader was the hippie who ran for president.
The distraction worked! 
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...this is because in the Beginning, God created Man to fight the dinosaurs.
And the homosexuals.
I's be Hyp-mo-tized!
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Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie get in a very bitter and very public feud over a guy
The "guy" then discovers he has genital herpes.
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More of my media predictions for 2005:
Bad ratings will finally kill Passions,leaving Days of Our Lives as the only NBC soap still on the air
At least three major rock stars will die before June,two of them under highly suspicious circumstances
Point Pleasant will be cancelled after just four episodes
Tom Wolfe will begin writing his autobiography
Tom Hanks will announce a deal with a major Broadway producer to star in a stage adaptation of Bonfire of the Vanities
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Chris' predictions for 2006 will be awfully gay.
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Lucas will redeem himself for two less than spectatcular Star Wars movies.
Colin Farrell will admit to being Alan Cummings lover.
Pixar will get Cars out by Christmas.
Jade Empire will set XBOX sales records and become the greatest game of all time.With no glitches.
Reality TV shows will start to decline in ratings and poularity.
Iraq will become even worse than it is now.
Jennifer Garner will leave Alias after Elektra brings in over 100 million $.
Studios will look to bring sitcoms back.
Clint Eastwood will pass away...sniff. And win another Oscar before then.
Fantastic Four will do OK box office, but Sin City will be a surprise hit.
Batman will make major bank and propel Christian Bale into super-stardom.
David Goyer will become a hot director and script writer.
Yet another year with no great horror films, but Ok slasher films like rob Zombies new movie...
Deadwood will become HBO's Sopranos killer and be their best rated show after winning muliplte emmy's including one for Timothy Olyphant.
Network news will continue to decline and one of the big 3 will seriously consider replacing them with talk shows or something.
Sales of mini DVDs will be very low and will be discontinued..slowly.
The Golden Globes will finally be revealed and exposed to being fixed to the average viewing audience, and they will disappear forever or get "fixed".
"Leave It To Beaver" Season One will surprise the industry in how many units it sells (much to their chagrin).
King Kong will be amazing......
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David Goyer will become a hot director and script writer.
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Tony Sporano will turn snitch.
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