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Why don't you just walk two towns over and steal another bicycle?
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The mayor of eugene is a cunt.
We had one of our cars broken into the other day. My mom sent an e-mail to the mayor about the bike thefts and the break-ins, and the cunts reply was that she knows its a problem.
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get a gun and shoot someone in the leg next time......or don't feed one of your dogs for a few days and leave it on a chain near the cars.
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My upstairs neighbor got her car broken into as well, there was blood all over the steering wheel and floor. She called the cops, they told her to clean it up and they will call back with 24-48 hours. She told me that she was going to call health and human services about it. I can't believe crap like this goes on.
To top everything off, the city of Eugene is in the middle of building a massive new courthouse. Why do we need a courthouse if we're not going to charge anyone with crimes?
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rex said:To top everything off, the city of Eugene is in the middle of building a massive new courthouse. Why do we need a courthouse if we're not going to charge anyone with crimes?
Off the top of my head:
Mortgage foreclosures
Negligence cases
Breach of contract cases
Civil rights cases
Divorces
Child Support cases
Child custody cases
Paternity proceedings
Tort cases
Tax foreclosures
Personal Injury
Insurance litigation
Etc.
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We already have a courthouse. Its only open three or four days a week. There is absolutely no reason for a newer and much larger one.
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Are they different courts, however?
For example: You could have a federal courthouse, a state courthouse and a city courthouse/city hall since they are all different levels of government.
It's difficult, though not impossible, to house them all in one complex since they are built with different purposes and through different funding streams.
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Trust a lawyer. 
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get a gun and shoot someone in the leg next time......or don't feed one of your dogs for a few days and leave it on a chain near the cars.
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Trust a lawyer.
Never!
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i say....
MOVE!
that is all.
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Thats what I've been planning to do.
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He's just waiting for the basement to be unlocked!
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Thats what I've been planning to do.
thats good. im glad 
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Yes,moving from the basement to the closet under the stairs!
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I want my two dollars!!!!!!!!!
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You can't hide in your basement forever!!! I want my two dollars!!!!!!!
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I would just like to take this moment to apologize to my good friend, rex stardust, better known as rex.
In another thread, in response to a point by another poster that rex, being an unemployed loser who lived with his mother, had never owned a car, I pointed out that rex had owned a bicycle and that said bicycle had been stolen by a hippie.
My good friend rex logged on to gently remind me that this was incorrect. Later, Dabney Donovan reminded us all of this poignant thread right here.
Upon re-reading this thread, I see that rex was correct. He didn't own a bike. His mother did. And his mother's bike was, in fact, the one stolen by homeless meth addicted hippies.
Clearly, being an old man, my memory had failed me.
So, without further ado, rex, I'm sorry. I should have known that you wouldn't own a bike. I should have also known that you would, in fact, borrow your mom's.
Again, please accept my apologies for my "foo pa."
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Just out of curiosity, why do you have to politicize everything?
Your own profile refers to you hometown as "the People's Republic of Eugene."
Are trying to tell me that its not a liberal community?
Local talk show host started the title http://www.hartwilliams.com/ava/ava0101.htm
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I would just like to take this moment to apologize to my good friend, rex stardust, better known as rex.
In another thread, in response to a point by another poster that rex, being an unemployed loser who lived with his mother, had never owned a car, I pointed out that rex had owned a bicycle and that said bicycle had been stolen by a hippie.
My good friend rex logged on to gently remind me that this was incorrect. Later, Dabney Donovan reminded us all of this poignant thread right here.
Upon re-reading this thread, I see that rex was correct. He didn't own a bike. His mother did. And his mother's bike was, in fact, the one stolen by homeless meth addicted hippies.
Clearly, being an old man, my memory had failed me.
So, without further ado, rex, I'm sorry. I should have known that you wouldn't own a bike. I should have also known that you would, in fact, borrow your mom's.
Again, please accept my apologies for my "foo pa."
I don't like G-mam.
But that was fucking funny.
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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I would just like to take this moment to apologize to my good friend, rex stardust, better known as rex.
In another thread, in response to a point by another poster that rex, being an unemployed loser who lived with his mother, had never owned a car, I pointed out that rex had owned a bicycle and that said bicycle had been stolen by a hippie.
My good friend rex logged on to gently remind me that this was incorrect. Later, Dabney Donovan reminded us all of this poignant thread right here.
Upon re-reading this thread, I see that rex was correct. He didn't own a bike. His mother did. And his mother's bike was, in fact, the one stolen by homeless meth addicted hippies.
Clearly, being an old man, my memory had failed me.
So, without further ado, rex, I'm sorry. I should have known that you wouldn't own a bike. I should have also known that you would, in fact, borrow your mom's.
Again, please accept my apologies for my "foo pa." I think I love you. Run away with me!
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until today.
This morning my mother had her bike stolen. It was locked to a bike rack outside the store she was in. I forgot to put you in the carrier seat.  My mother took me to the police station after this to ask why it took them so long to even talk to her. The whole time my mother was describing what happened, the woman at the desk was looking at her like she was crazy. She told her to fill out a complaint form.
Sympathy for having to put up with your lazy jobless ass is more like it. After we left, we drove around that part of town looking for the bike. During that time we saw three police cars potrolling the area, basically doing nothing. They must have been the survivors of my college years. My biggest complaints are the two day wait before she could file a report, the complete stupidity of the person on the phone, and watching the police cars drive around doing nothing. I have always respected cops and want to continue to, but I find it hard after what happened today. You don't respect anyone as is Brian. Not even your aging mother.
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The mayor of eugene is a cunt.
We had one of our cars broken into the other day. My mom sent an e-mail to the mayor about the bike thefts and the break-ins, and the cunts reply was that she knows its a problem. That was an e-mail asking if I could make you a ward of the state. Or trade you in for a filthy Mexican that would actually do shit around here.
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Thats what I've been planning to do. Your father and I can only hope.
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its not leftism, its retardism. Stop blaming everything on liberals. There's no reason to be butt hurt that you didn't get mayor.
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I can almost agree with that but I can't forgive them for hanging up twice. That was just wrong. If they had their shit together we would probably have the bike and criminal would be in jail right now. ITS A FUCKING BIKE YOU WORTHLESS SHIT. THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT A MUTHA FUCKIN' BICYCLE.
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Anyone ever see the "Bad Cops" episode of The Simpsons?
That was epic and stuff...
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'Bart: Do I need to college to be a cop?
Two Cops: (They just LOL)...'
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Bad cops, bad cops, Bad cops, bad cops.
Bad cops, bad cops, Bad cops, bad cops.
Springfield cops are on the take,
But what do you expect for the money we make?
Whether in a car or on a horse,
We don't mind using excessive force!
Bad cops, bad cops,
Bad cops, bad cops.
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Why he steal that bike (and suit) from Pariah? 
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