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I've recently taken a dip into the world of pop recordings to find out how many RKMB posters fared in the world of pop music.........it was not a pretty site!
First we have the Aussie,Dave who's first case as a lawyer was to sue himself for this criminal record:
This album was a dedication from Chris Oakley to his lover Sneaky Bunny,the name John Bult was used to get round the restraining order:
This band was originally called The Jim Jackson band,but were forced to change their name after Jim was caught "doing some research":
I have no idea what Larry had to do with this release but he did autograph it & I'm sure she made his pee pee tickle:
This band later became known as "The Kamphausens":
Whomod used to be big in Mexico:
Chris/Christine Oakley also went under the name of Joyce after a restraining order was put on John Bult:
I have no idea how LLance & ROY persauded me to join this group.....I think it was the hot chick in the front:
TK-069 was not a member of this band,but he was their style consultant & apparently built that womans hair with his own pubes:
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Ushci found her tractor on the photo shoot for this album cover:  Mxy went under the name Mike Terry for quite a few years:  No wonder he changed his name to Grimm:  Joe Mama left this band pissed off that Al Davis kept hogging the limelight.....Al said it was only fair as Joe kept hogging all the pies:  Kristogar Velo joined a disguised (for legal reasons) Joe Quesada for this record which was only released in Columbia as donkey fucking & deleting is quite legal there: 
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All my friends are dead?
That'll be the name of my first album!
Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!
I shit on Hogan!
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This was during the days when Dave re-invented himself as a black rapper,and deicated his life to eating poo:  Thedoctor wasnt always a timelord,but he's always been a geek:  ROY BATTY went solo for this one:  Chris Oakley.....another name change.....another record.....the obsession continues:  LLance managed this band........and prolly fucked them:  Rex never was Mr.PC but he was Mr.Banjo:  Pariah thought combining religion & Fight club was a good idea.........nobody talks about this record: 
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All my friends are dead?
That'll be the name of my first album!
Not if the international trademarks are still in place! Hah!
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Stupid Dogg loved all his fans & teamed up with Paddy Roberts to bring attention to the plight of his homosexual brethren:  Speedy has a special letter to prove he released this record.......it saved someones life ya know:  Chewy Walrus believed playing a character (& getting pissed) was more important than actually writing decent songs.......this was his only album:  Theory9 denies being short,and it was all trick photography.......sure JQ,sure: 
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Greatest. Post. Ever.
That about sums it up.
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Too funny!
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ROY BATTY went solo for this one:
ROY is it true you did all the stunt work in Vulgar?
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First National Bastard took his love of Kiss to the extreme for this release!  Jim Jackson had always been proud of being a bit of an old fruit!  Rob still denies there is anything gay about his first band!  Winged creature actually thought naming himself Roger was a good career move!  Another attempt by Pariah to combine religion & violence was short lived!  Louie Bastardo in his days as Happy Louie!  PJP was thrown out of the church after he released this album!  Boy that Franta sure was a snappy dresser! 
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Another attempt by Pariah to combine religion & violence was short lived!
Hey now! That album was very successful. "Plant The Hatchett In His Back Because Jesus Told You To" got its own single!
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And thats why the group was so short lived,the rest of the group never saw you coming!
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Stupid Dogg loved all his fans & teamed up with Paddy Roberts to bring attention to the plight of his homosexual brethren:
If you think the covers great, you should hear the song list!
1. Ass sniffer
2. Doggy Style
3. Doin' it up the pooper
4. Stick your nose in my crotch
5. Leg humper
6. Daddy, why is Tin Tin licking Benji's balls?
7. Rex got worms from the son of a bitch up the road
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ROY is it true you did all the stunt work in Vulgar?
That's a great joke, 'cause I'm probably the only other poster on these boards who gets the reference.
And that's terrible.
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Nobody knows about the clown rape in Vulgar.
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Was that a deleted scene?
Is that why Kristogar knows so much about it?
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Nobody knows about the clown rape in Vulgar.
oh, is that what he was referring to?
I thought he meant the part where you see a guy shove a balloon animal down his own throat in the background, at which point it popped and legitimately put the guy in the hospital. Only nobody saw it because they were watching what the clown was doing in the foreground.
And that's terrible.
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I haven't seen the movie actually, I just remember something about clown rape being mentioned because that makes me disturbingly curious.
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So you were pretending to understand the reference when you, in fact, did not? For shame, Mxy. 
And that's terrible.
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Sadly the first post has become a victim of time,with some of the images being destroyed by the hands of time! But for your pleasure,I have discovered many more hidden treasures! This was the first teaming of PJP,rex & Joe Mama.........it was also their last!  No wonder Rob stopped celebrating Christmas!  Princess Elisa denies talking out of her arse,despite the fact she sings out of it!  Joe Mama was huge in Sweden..........actually,thats because Swedes dont eat as much as him!  Jim Jackson & "friend"!  No wonder people think Jeremy is gay after this release!  Wow,PCGay sure knows how to get a groovy hair cut!  Catguy was sent to the gas chamber after this release!  theory9's wedding album was rather unusual!  Damn that Wednesday is articulate!  Never ever fuck with G-Man!  bsams says there is no Randy Fricke album!  Stupid Doog/Dogg during his ethnic era!  Who says Klinton is gay?  First National Bastard teamed up with Meeko for this rather poor selling album!  LLance always was a ladies man!  Mxy was always a huge Beatles fan,but he took it too far!   Wednesday was a sucker for anal hygene! 
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Well with a lot of "research" (thanks Jim) I was able to reconstruct the original post,but sadly the signed copy of the Millie Jackson album is lost forever!
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 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Found a small picture of the Larry autograph!
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This is the point in her life where Uschi came out of the closet!  Nobody but nobody could survive a sneaky bunny fart......her band didnt!  Harleykwin & PenWing soon split up as the trees did not talk about hockey! 
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Screw you, buddy! This album toppled Hasselhoff on the European charts that year! I still get requests to tour!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Harleykwin & PenWing soon split up as the trees did not talk about hockey!
"Hockey"? Is that the reason he told you we split? Honey, please, he kept talking trash about my beloved Yankees and he left me no choice but to use him as kindling...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Screw you, buddy! This album toppled Hasselhoff on the European charts that year!
That isn't saying much, pal.
Oh, and RACK nowhereman!
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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Screw you, buddy! This album toppled Hasselhoff on the European charts that year! I still get requests to tour!
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This thread just made my morning. Gob damn this is some funny shit.
Didn't you do one too?
I think it was:
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This thread just made my morning. Gob damn this is some funny shit.
Didn't you do one too?
I think it was:
Yeah, well, I don't like to talk about that low point in my career... 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Prometheus used to have hair..........honest!
Nowheremans attempt at glam was not a huge success!
Kamphausen always considered himself "Lord of the dance"
PJP came out of the closet for this one (we just wish the closet wasnt Snarfs, then at least he woulda had a better shirt).
Sister are doing it for Difficultkind
Sneaky Bunny is not trailer trash
King Snarf says he did not wear a wig, the hair was real dammit
From left to right: bsams, Beardguy, rex, LLance, Pariah.
I never wanna see these guys polka!
Wednesday let Sammitch join his band "What do you mean I'm not black?" said Sammitch?
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