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I don't like them.
Rarely do they look good and I think their a waste of money. Like G-man said, if women would stop starving themselves they wouldn't need implants.




I am soooooo glad men there are men that think this way.





I wonder how many guys here would want fake boobs over real boobs. Someone should do a poll.




Because Rex demanded...have at it, ladies and gentlemen.

Which do you prefer?
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There's no clear cut answer, in my opinion.

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I like natural breasts. The models and pornstars I like most - believe it or not(!!!) - all have natural breasts. I don't mind implants that are subtle and enhance what a woman has naturally, but too many babes are getting Briana Banks-type boob-jobs (one of the worst offenders, in my opinion). I can't believe that they look at their chests, see what looks like two cantaloupes resting on their chests, and say "Oh, YEAH! I'm hot!!!" They're not; they're obvious and pathetic. If you have small titties, and you want to work in porn, use your other assets to get ahead - Jenteal was (is?) a good example of that.

But, in general, I like real boobs. Leave them titties alone!!!


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small tits, big tits, real tits, fake tits, it doesnt matter its tits thats what god put women on this earth for just enjoy them in their many lovely forms!

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I voted for natural breasts, obviously.
But, thats for women I date-know in real life. There's plenty of porn stars and playboy models I pleasure myself to that have fake boobs. One of the things I don't like about breast implants is the motivation behind them. If a woman is so insecure about her looks that she has to cut open her chest, she isn't the kind of woman I'd date.
The only exception is women who have lost their breats due to cancer or something horrible like that. Then I think its alright for breast implants.


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Gobdammit, WHY did Tera Patrick get new boobs? She was perfect...

An example of freaky plastic work: Devon. Nose jobs just bug me. The human nose moves when we talk, when we change our expressions... not hers. I can't imagine her original nose was THAT bad... anybody got pics of her before she got it done? And she's guilty of Brianna-itis as far as her boobs go. Sad, sad, sad.

*sigh*... Future archeaologists are gonna dig up a bunch of liquid-filled pouches and plastic noses. What's that gonna tell 'em about us?!

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I like natural breasts. The models and pornstars I like most - believe it or not(!!!) - all have natural breasts. I don't mind implants that are subtle and enhance what a woman has naturally, but too many babes are getting Briana Banks-type boob-jobs (one of the worst offenders, in my opinion). I can't believe that they look at their chests, see what looks like two cantaloupes resting on their chests, and say "Oh, YEAH! I'm hot!!!" They're not; they're obvious and pathetic. If you have small titties, and you want to work in porn, use your other assets to get ahead - Jenteal was (is?) a good example of that.

But, in general, I like real boobs. Leave them titties alone!!!




Agreed!


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Gobdammit, WHY did Tera Patrick get new boobs? She was perfect...




Agreed - she's slowly turning into Briana!


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An example of freaky plastic work: Devon. Nose jobs just bug me. The human nose moves when we talk, when we change our expressions... not hers. I can't imagine her original nose was THAT bad... anybody got pics of her before she got it done? And she's guilty of Brianna-itis as far as her boobs go. Sad, sad, sad.






....just as Devon is changing into Houston!

Devon was real cute when she started, nothing wrong with her nose but I think crap boyfriends and bad agents have just given her bad advice or, she's just plain stupid like Briana! There some documentary about Vivid. Briana was going to get he boobs reshaped because she wanted them to look more realistic......just before she goes under the anaestetic, she tells the surgeon to screw it and just giver her bigger boobs - thick cunt!


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If a woman is so insecure about her looks that she has to cut open her chest, she isn't the kind of woman I'd date.






i have my own litmus test for dating, if they dont put out, i avoid dating those types...

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If I was looking for just sex, I probably would go out with that kind of woman.


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there is nothing more to look for reax. pay attention.

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I'm surprised by the results so far. No one for fake breasts? Not even one?


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I'm surprised by the results so far. No one for fake breasts? Not even one?


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heh
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heh
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i might be tempted to vote for implants, but as i said i think it really depends.

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As a guy who has had more than a passing relationship with numerous strippers, I feel absolutely confident in saying this:

Sterile, gel-filled sacs surrounded by flesh that severely limit the amount of sensastion and stimulation experienced by aereola are infinitely less desirable than warm, fat-filled funbags.

This is the truth.


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As a guy who has also had more than a passing relationship with numerous strippers, I feel absolutely confident in saying this:

I like my boobies big and ROUND!

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As a guy who has very little experience with women, I like any kind of boobies.


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As a guy who has also had more than a passing relationship with numerous strippers, I feel absolutely confident in saying this:

I like my boobies big and ROUND!




No doubt, playa. Though I am more of an Booty man, I can always appreciate the big juggs.

I just only like 'em if they was growed that way. Ya feel me?


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As a guy who has very little experience with women, I like any kind of boobies.




Possibly the funniest, yet saddest thing I've seen on these boards since my return...


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Really? You should see some of the shit king snarf posts.


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Oh, I've seen many of snarfie's post in my time. He's made me laugh and also made me throw up a little in my mouth.

I'm just saying...since I've been back...yours is the only post that's made me laugh while shaking my head in pity.


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Ya feel me?




Can we all join in or this just a private party?


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I just figured you were REEEAAALLY surprised, tha'sall.

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that to.


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I like my boobies big and round too, but big and round and shaped like boobies. none of this silly-cone crap!

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I like giggly boobies that gravity likes to fight with....

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......boobies.


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I concur!

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Fake tits, real tits. . . c'mon. It's all fuckin gravy.

Round, beautiful, goodness. Though I will say that I would support any chick with an A cup in her decision to get enhancements. A cups are just unfortunate.


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Sad but true.

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Sad, but chauvinistly pig headed. Women are beautifull and breast size is irrelevent. I wold much more support a small breasted woman in hr decision to be proud of her body and forgo the silicone sacks.


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BAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA ! ! !! ! !!


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Has anyone dated someone with A cups? I did once. She was as tall as me so that made up for her lack of breasts.


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A friend of mine has A-cups. She has more than enough (ass, legs, skills, etc.) to make up for it.

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POST PICS, DAMMIT!!!


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And that's why Fused is my hero.

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Yeah!!

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You should all appreciate the way I make women. Except pariah, who is asexual and humps his mattress every night. Him breeding with uschi will bring forth the demon child.


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