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Final voting for the first annual Our Own Fucking Awards is here! Seventeen categories. One week for voting. The voting will end right after the Oscars. Super-cool, eh? Right.
Let the voting begin!
Bruce Campbell - [i]Bubba Ho-Tep[/i] (42%, 11 Votes)
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Jimm Carrey - [i]Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind[/i] (31%, 8 Votes)
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Jim Caviezel - [i]The Passion of the Christ[/i] (8%, 2 Votes)
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Jaime Foxx - [i]Ray[/i]/[i]Collateral[/i] (15%, 4 Votes)
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Simon Pegg - [i]Shaun of the Dead[/i] (4%, 1 Votes)
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Holly Hunter - [i]The Incredibles[/i] (36%, 10 Votes)
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Natalie Portman - [i]Garden State[/i] (11%, 3 Votes)
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Uma Thurman - [i]Kill Bill vol. 2[/i] (18%, 5 Votes)
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Kate Winslet - [i]Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind[/i] (36%, 10 Votes)
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Eric Bana - [i]Troy[/i] (21%, 6 Votes)
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Antonio Banderas - [i]Shrek 2[/i] (14%, 4 Votes)
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Alfred Molina - [i]Spider-Man 2[/i] (50%, 14 Votes)
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J.K. Simmons - [i]Kill Bill vol. 2[/i] (14%, 4 Votes)
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Christina Applegate - [i]Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[/i] (29%, 8 Votes)
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Selma Blair - [i]Hellboy[/i] (25%, 7 Votes)
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Dakota Fanning - [i]Man on Fire[/i] (4%, 1 Votes)
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Darryl Hannah - [i]Kill Bill vol. 2[/i] (21%, 6 Votes)
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Jennifer Saunders - [i]Shrek 2[/i] (21%, 6 Votes)
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Tawny Roberts - [i]The Sopornos 4[/i] (100%, 15 Votes)
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Guillermo del Toro - [i]Hellboy[/i] (11%, 3 Votes)
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Sam Raimi - [i]Spider-Man 2[/i] (41%, 11 Votes)
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M. Night Shyamalan - [i]The Village[/i] (11%, 3 Votes)
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Quentin Tarantino - [i]Kill Bill vol. 2[/i] (11%, 3 Votes)
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Edgar Wright - [i]Shaun of the Dead[/i] (26%, 7 Votes)
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[i]Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind[/i] (29%, 8 Votes)
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[i]Garden State[/i] (4%, 1 Votes)
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[i]The Incredibles[/i] (21%, 6 Votes)
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[i]Shaun of the Dead[/i] (25%, 7 Votes)
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[i]Shrek 2[/i] (0%, 0 Votes)
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[i]Spider-Man 2[/i] (21%, 6 Votes)
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Zack Braff - [i]Garden State[/i] (25%, 7 Votes)
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Charlie Kaufman, Michel Gondry, and Pierre Bismuth - [i]Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind[/i] (36%, 10 Votes)
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Trey Parker and Matt Stone - [i]Team America: World Police[/i] (14%, 4 Votes)
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Quentin Tarantino and Uma Thurman - [i]Kill Bill vol. 2[/i] (7%, 2 Votes)
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Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg - [i]Shaun of the Dead[/i] (18%, 5 Votes)
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Andrew Adamson, Joe Stillman, J. David Stern, and David C. Weiss - [i]Shrek 2[/i] (based on the book by William Steig) (7%, 2 Votes)
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Don Coscarelli - [i]Bubba Ho-Tep[/i] (based on the short story by Joe R. Lansdale) (7%, 2 Votes)
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Guillermo del Toro and Peter Briggs - [i]Hellboy[/i] (based on the comic book by Mike Mignola) (29%, 8 Votes)
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Alfred Gough, Miles Millar, Michael Chabon, and Alvin Sargent - [i]Spider-Man 2[/i] (based on the comic book by Steve Ditko and Stan Lee) (32%, 9 Votes)
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James Gunn - [i]Dawn of the Dead[/i] (based on the film by George A. Romero) (14%, 4 Votes)
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John O'Brien, Todd Phillips, and Scott Armstrong - [i]Starsky and Hutch[/i] (based on the television series by William Blinn) (11%, 3 Votes)
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[i]I, Robot[/i] (12%, 3 Votes)
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[i]Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow[/i] (27%, 7 Votes)
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[i]Spider-Man 2[/i] (62%, 16 Votes)
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[i]Catwoman[/i] (7%, 2 Votes)
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[i]Dodgeball[/i] (11%, 3 Votes)
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[i]The Incredibles[/i] (32%, 9 Votes)
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[i]Kill Bill vol. 2[/i] (14%, 4 Votes)
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[i]Spider-Man 2[/i] (36%, 10 Votes)
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[i]Dodgeball[/i] (11%, 3 Votes)
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[i]Kill Bill vol. 2[/i] (21%, 6 Votes)
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[i]Spider-Man 2[/i] (68%, 19 Votes)
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[i]Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[/i] (32%, 9 Votes)
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[i]Dodgeball[/i] (11%, 3 Votes)
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[i]Napoleon Dynamite[/i] (21%, 6 Votes)
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[i]Shaun of the Dead[/i] (25%, 7 Votes)
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[i]Spider-Man 2[/i] (11%, 3 Votes)
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[i]Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[/i] - Newsanchor Battle Royale (25%, 7 Votes)
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[i]Hero[/i] - Nameless vs. Sky (18%, 5 Votes)
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[i]Kill Bill vol. 2[/i] - Bride vs. Elle Driver (18%, 5 Votes)
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[i]Spider-Man 2[/i] - Spider-Man vs. Doctor Octopus (bank) (7%, 2 Votes)
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[i]Spider-Man 2[/i] - Spider-Man vs. Doctor Octopus (train) (32%, 9 Votes)
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[i]Hero[/i] (19%, 5 Votes)
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[i]The Incredibles[/i] (35%, 9 Votes)
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[i]The Life Aquatic[/i] (12%, 3 Votes)
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[i]Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow[/i] (0%, 0 Votes)
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[i]Team America: World Police[/i] (35%, 9 Votes)
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Counting Crows - "Accidentally in Love" ([i]Shrek 2[/i]) (58%, 15 Votes)
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Trey Parker and Matt Stone - "America! Fuck Yeah!" ([i]Team America: World Police[/i]) (42%, 11 Votes)
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Joel & Ethan Coen (29%, 8 Votes)
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Clint Eastwood (18%, 5 Votes)
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Bill Murray (43%, 12 Votes)
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Jack Nicholson (11%, 3 Votes)
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Dammit, Rob! Why do UBB tags not work in polls?! YOU BASTARD!!
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K.K. Simmons was in Kill Bill 2?
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You didn't know that?
You know what film he was in. You figure it out...
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I voted!
My voice was heard!
Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
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I notice that Spidey 2 is well represented. I always loved that film.
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Why are Selma Blair and Christina Applegate in the "Best Supporting Actress" categories when they were the lead actresses in their respective movies?
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Lead Actress.........there's an oxymoron if I ever heard one..................bitches are lucky they get paid........now they want awards too.
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Quote:
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Why are Selma Blair and Christina Applegate in the "Best Supporting Actress" categories when they were the lead actresses in their respective movies?
Just because it was the only female in the film doesn't mean anything.
They were both supporting charecters.
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I just want to throw some thanks to Chewy and the Doc for making this whole "giving out RKMBs media awards or whatever" happening.
I kinda got the ball rolling, but you two guys did alot of the work.
So, thanks!
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Most Overhyped, Overrated and Overnominated Movie:
Spider-Man 2
Most Worthless Category:
Best Sound
Most Pathetic List of Choices:
Best Supporting Actress
Biggest Snub:
Ava Devine, Cum Swallowing Whores 2
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Latest, Most Whiny Poster: Animalman
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Now now Chewy, listen to the Liberal atheist, he wouldn't say something if it wasn't true......
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A rebublican nihilist is a lot more trustworthy.
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Quote:
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Latest, Most Whiny Poster: Animalman
he got the Lifetime Achievement Award too.
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Quote:
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Most Whiny Poster: Animalman
I would never rob the distinction as whiniest poster from he who I quote below. Such audacity would be most reprehensible.
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Now now Chewy, listen to the Liberal atheist, he wouldn't say something if it wasn't true......
I am neither, but you're right, I speak only truths.
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That would be most Nitpicking Poster.
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Best Actor: Bruce Campbell - Bubba Ho-Tep
Best Actress: Kate Winslet - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Best Supporting Actor: Alfred Molina - Spider-Man 2
Best Supporting Actress: Christina Applegate - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Best Actress in an Adult Film: Tawny Roberts - The Sopornos 4
Best Director: Sam Raimi - Spider-Man 2
Best Picture: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Best Original Screenplay: Charlie Kaufman, Michel Gondry, and Pierre Bismuth - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Best Adapted Screenplay: Alfred Gough, Miles Millar, Michael Chabon, and Alvin Sargent - Spider-Man 2 (based on the comic book by Steve Ditko and Stan Lee)
Best Visual Effects: Spider-Man 2
Best Sound: Spider-Man 2
Best Action: Spider-Man 2
Most Quotable Film: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Best Fight: Spider-Man 2 - Spider-Man vs. Doctor Octopus (train)
Best Score: Team America: World Police
Best Original Song: "Accidentally in Love" by the Counting Crows - Shrek 2
The Ultimate Jaburg53 Lifetime Achievement Award: Bill Murray
Looks like Spider-Man 2 dominated the awards this year with seven wins, including Best Screenplay and Best Supporting Actor! Thanks to all who voted this year!
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Now if we only had real Golden Bobos to hand out. Sam Rami would then be able to declare, "I swept the BOBO AWARDS!  "
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Chewy, Doc, great job with these Award threads. You should make this an annual event...
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great job except most of the people who voted are tools apparently because they didn't agree with me on every vote and category choice. 
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America: Fuck Yeah! didn't win best song.
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i disagree with... well, most of the choices. but, i also disagree with the real oscars, too!
however, very well done lil shindig here, folks. those who ran it, those who voted, well played.
can't wait for the tv awards!
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Who wants to bet on a Batman Begins sweep for next year?
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Screw annual. I say monthly.
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We already have that in the women forum.
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The runoffs are completed! The winners are: Best Actress: Kate Winslet - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindBest Score: Team America: World Police
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Everyone who did not vote for the Passion Of The Christ is going to hell.
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