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A totally unconfirmed rumour has started circulating that Hassan will get a match at WrestleMania.
And his opponent?
Well heres a few clues:
He is being inducted into the hall of fame this year
He has too many animals
He had his hip replaced last year
He is the guy Rob wanks over several times a day
Whatcha gonna do brutha?
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Whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania runs wild on you? [Hogan ripping his shirt avatar]
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Brutus Beefcake?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Wowzers.
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Hogan vs. Hassan? That'd be worth watching.
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eh, i was thinking that this'd happen. but i don't think it'll be a match. i think hogan'll come out and get crowd respect and say a whole buncha stuff and get american music, yadda yadda... then milo and otis will come out and yell at him and get a cheap-o attack "victory" on him, leaving to a chorus of boos. it'd help put them over. having hogan beat them would squash their 3 month (?) build up to this point. i wont like it. 
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Is Hogan gonna ride one o them old people scooters down to the ring?
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Quote:
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eh, i was thinking that this'd happen.
but i don't think it'll be a match. i think hogan'll come out and get crowd respect and say a whole buncha stuff and get american music, yadda yadda... then milo and otis will come out and yell at him and get a cheap-o attack "victory" on him, leaving to a chorus of boos.
it'd help put them over.
having hogan beat them would squash their 3 month (?) build up to this point.
i wont like it.
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I wonder if the Iron Sheik will officially pass the "stereotypical arab villain" torch to Harold and Kumar.
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I heard there will be a special appearance by Ireland's native son Jimmy The Bastard!
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Yes and I'll be putting over Scotty to hotty!
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I shit on Hogan!
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Yes and I'll be cumming over Scotty to hotty!
No surprise there!
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...and as I'm leaving the ring, I will be pearl harboured in the breadbasket by the hurricane!
Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!
I shit on Hogan!
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better than being pearl necklaced!
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He's saving that one for the locker room.
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better than being pearl necklaced!
sez you, kampino!
Don't worry Grimm, there'll be plenty for all of us, you cum-swapping slut  !
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Mer-man! *cough* Mer-man!
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Hulk Hogan cut a promo of sorts regarding possibly working a match with Muhammad Hassan on the Steve & DC Radio show yesterday, teasing a possible WrestleMania 21 confrontation. We'll see what that evolves into, if anything.
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Muhammad Hassan and Khosrow Daivari are not currently scheduled for a match at Wrestlemania 21.
According to Dave Meltzer, the duo is currently slated to be a part of Piper's Pit, where Stone Cold Steve Austin will make his return to WWE.
The plan is reportedly to begin the segment with Piper and Austin, then have the Arab-American's "crash" the set.
It could set up a tag match for the April PPV between Piper/Austin and Hassan/Daivari.
credit: Wrestling Observer Newsletter
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It could set up a tag match for the April PPV between Piper/Austin and Hassan/Daivari.
A commercial for a PPV within a PPV?
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Two cripples vs two young guys in their prime............sound wonderful!
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Piper isn't a cripple, is he? I thought he was still ring-able.
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Well, he certainly didn't look too good during his last go-round with the WWE. But to be honest, a lot of times when the WWE brings back someone from the good ol' days, I just cringe at how time has ravaged them. In fact, the only guys who they've brought back for an occasion that I thought looked pretty good were Hillbilly Jim during the 'Mania X7 Gimmick Battle Royal and Marty Jannety from a few weeks back.
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Hillbilly Jim?????????  What the Fuck Color is the Sky in your World?
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Piper isn't a cripple, is he? I thought he was still ring-able.
He had hip replacement surgery a few years ago so I doubt he is too able bodied!
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having hogan beat them would squash their 3 month (?) build up to this point.
"Build up?" You make them sound popular. These two are the most annoying fuckers on Raw right now, even worse than Simon Dean, and that's saying something. The only thing worse than Hassan's crying is Daivari speaking in tongues INCESSANTLY during the matches. I don't know who thought miking him up was a good idea, but they should be fired. SOMEBODY needs to shut them the hell up. I wouldn't mind it being Hogan, but Austin would do the job, too.
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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"Build up?" You make them sound popular.
they're "popular" heels.
they've only really been around for a few months, and yet they're instantly recognizable, different enough to stand out, and loudly booed. plus, getting a sizeable push, one-upping guys like hbk and benoit (even if through outside or underhanded means).
as annoying as they may be, its a great build thus far, and to halt it all at wrestlemania would be ... well, very wwf-like.
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This is because Rob is in actual fact, as arab!
A gay homo arab bastard!
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A totally unconfirmed rumour has started circulating that Hassan will get a match at WrestleMania.
And his opponent?
Well heres a few clues:
He is being inducted into the hall of fame this year
He has too many animals
He had his hip replaced last year
He is the guy Rob wanks over several times a day
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