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It took some time but I finally found you daddy! Mommy will be so happy now that you can send us those checks she's always cursing your name about!
My daddy says The Horn says it doesn't matter what you think! And he says so know your role and shut your pie hole if ya smeeeeeeelllllll what the Horn is cookin'!
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Now we need a gay brother, a spanish cousin and him from the future.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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don't forget about a cross dressing alternate reality self!
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That one to. And we also need a couple of clones.
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Newbie! The kid found me.
Um...er...that is, uh, how are ya kid? I think you have me confused with...uh...SliderPJP. Yeah, that's the ticket.
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no...mamma always said she knew I was yours because I had an asshole like a wizards sleeve and a small pair of testicles.
My daddy says The Horn says it doesn't matter what you think! And he says so know your role and shut your pie hole if ya smeeeeeeelllllll what the Horn is cookin'!
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Why do I have the feeling this is yet another one of rex's alt ids :P
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because you have horrible intuition?
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It took some time but I finally found you daddy! Mommy will be so happy now that you can send us those checks she's always cursing your name about!
i think you shoud know, your father was very mean to pjp.
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 pappy, is...is this true? How could you! Uncle SliderPJP is like a brother to you!
My daddy says The Horn says it doesn't matter what you think! And he says so know your role and shut your pie hole if ya smeeeeeeelllllll what the Horn is cookin'!
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we think he might have self hatred issues.
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lol@self hatred...rack bsams..AGAIN!
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Why do I have the feeling this is yet another one of rex's alt ids :P
No, its not mine. I don't have the software to make an avatar like that.
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Hey! I'm not an alt id! I'm really his son! Daddy, remember when I was born and the doctors asked if you wanted to cut my umbilical cord, but instead shoved the scissors into my abdomen? I still have the scar!
My daddy says The Horn says it doesn't matter what you think! And he says so know your role and shut your pie hole if ya smeeeeeeelllllll what the Horn is cookin'!
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no...mamma always said she knew I was yours because I had an asshole like a wizards sleeve and a small pair of testicles.
Hate to break the news to you, kid, but your mommy is a liar. That's actually how she knew you WEREN'T mine. She just wants to scam people for money.
Good luck finding your dad though. Your mommy is a stone psycho, so hopefully your dad can save you.
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It took some time but I finally found you daddy! Mommy will be so happy now that you can send us those checks she's always cursing your name about!
i think you shoud know, your father was very mean to pjp.
very mean.............I almost left these boards forever......but then Deadwood and Carnivale ended so I came back.
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Hey! I'm not an alt id! I'm really his son! Daddy, remember when I was born and the doctors asked if you wanted to cut my umbilical cord, but instead shoved the scissors into my abdomen? I still have the scar!
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But Deadwood started back..what's keeping you? 
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Mommy's no liar! I have proof I'm yours! Remember when you kidnapped me and tried to drown me? Uncle PJP kept the picture!
My daddy says The Horn says it doesn't matter what you think! And he says so know your role and shut your pie hole if ya smeeeeeeelllllll what the Horn is cookin'!
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so sad 
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