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Really.


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's all good...they hate you too.

But might I ask why you hate people?


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Because some people are really really stupid.
My sister has been begging me to babysit on St. Patricks Day and I keep telling her no. She has already invited all her friends to the party but she still does not have a babysitter. I know she is going to start whining and begging soon. I just don't want to deal with it.


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then dont


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So say "no", make it final and definite, and don't be around when the party starts. Force her to go out and get a babysitter. Your only other option is to cave in, agree to babysit, and accept you status as "family bitch" for your troubles. My sister used to do that all the time to my brother until, finally, he told her to either be a parent or pay him for his troubles. She never tried to guilt him into babysitting after that.


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I have told her no several times. The party is more important to her than anything else.


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dont go to the party, and just leave that day so she cant find u


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I wasn't going to the party anyhow. She invited all her fucking hippie friends. I don't get along with them very well.


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It seems like she's not taking your "no" for a final answer. You need to just tell her, "I'm not playing babysitter for your party. Hire someone to do it and don't ask me again." Then, if she does ask you again, just ignore her. Are you planning on hitting the party, by the way? That's a great way for her to rope you into nanny detail...

What is it about the parents of our nieces and nephews? It's like they think that, just because Mommy spat out her kids, she's entitled to free daycare whenever she wants. Be parents, dammit! Your license to party whenever you want expired when the first little rugrat shot out of Mommy's cooch!


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Trust me, this is tame considering some of the things she's done. I could write a book about how bad their parenting is. Luckily its nothing life threatening.


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Really.




I'm sure they really, really, really hate you, too.

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I have told her no several times. The party is more important to her than anything else.




She sounds totally charming...


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I'm sure they really, really, really hate you, too.




Hey! Back off! Mocking Rex is my schtik! Don't think you can get all up in my face and just move in on my territory, bitch!


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Cat fight?


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I have told her no several times. The party is more important to her than anything else.




She sounds totally charming...



She is related to rex remember!

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She would make oakley seem normal.


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Rex just vanish a few hours before the party. Go hang out in the downtown area or meet some friends of your own. She needs to learn to HIRE someone and not expect you to come running everytime she needs someone to watch her kids. In the words of my sister, "Screw them all.It's not my bloody job to watch their kids."


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Well, in a way it is my job to watch them. But thats only when she's at work and school. The only thing I feel guilty about is them having a babysitter they don't know.


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Who cares rex, they aren't your kids! I mean come on...you are not their parents!!! Go out and enjoy St. Patty's day BY YOURSELF! Heck I'll even throw a party at my new house to get you away from your sister's!


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I'll probably go out and do something.


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i tell my sister what's up....you should do the same...start a new trend..no means no,unless someone is internally bleeding or had a heart attack or something..

unless you borrow money from her or something..screw it..especially if you let her know in advance..


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The bus doesn't go to and thruck stops.


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fine. supermarket bathroom.

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oh and uh, nice lisp sissy boy!

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Take your nephews out to a strip club all night......you get to go out and more than likely she won't ask you to babysit again after hearing about how Uncle Brian shoved his face inbetween that girls legs.

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rex, there is only one thing you can do. Steal them kids, then trap all the hippie folk in the house and burn em alive.

Sell them kids on the mexican black market.

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rex, there is only one thing you can do. Steal them kids, then trap all the hippie folk in the house and burn em alive.





Thats almost a daily thought for me.


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Jaburg's advice is better than mine.........but then again he's a Jaburg and I'm just a PJP.

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So have you told her no yet rexers?


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Yeah rexers.......have ya!

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