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Those little stumps flailing about, I couldn't keep the blood flow to my penis.
Bow ties are coool.
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Don't worry, she wouldn't want you either. God, don't you ever shut up?
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Don't worry, she wouldn't want you either. God, don't you ever shut up?
the way you phrased that, you called me God.
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r3x29yz4a said:
Those little stumps flailing about, I couldn't keep the blood flow to my penis.
I don't think your in any position to be picky.
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Around here there's a little strip joint with a one legged stripper. I refuse to go there and look because it would just freak me out to watch that stump caress the pole.
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How long is the stump? Does it have a knee or is it cut off higher than that?
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Around here there's a little strip joint with a one legged stripper. I refuse to go there and look because it would just freak me out to watch that stump caress the pole.
I would totally go see that! I find the whole concept of strip clubs to be a freakshow at best (there is nothing erotic about it), and I've had the best times when the performers are nasty. Middle aged guys and gals sagging all over the place make for fine entertainment!
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What if "stumpy" was hot like Tyra Banks or Laetitia Costa? ...or big-tittied like Thora Birch?
He fixes the cable?
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Paul Mcartney's wife is missing a leg and she is fine......Heather Mills is her name.
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r3x29yz4a said:
Those little stumps flailing about, I couldn't keep the blood flow to my penis.
try viagra or cialis........just remember erections lasting more than 4 days should be checked out by a doctor.
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I think what he's complaining about is the size of his penis-- he NEEDS two full-sized legs crashing down on his ass to get any kind of penetration.
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How long is the stump? Does it have a knee or is it cut off higher than that?
I really want to know how freakish it is.
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Yeah... is it nice and smooth? Or all scarred up and bumpy?
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Not to mention that they leave tracks like snails.
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God, don't you ever shut up?
No.
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God, don't you ever shut up?
No.
Funniest.
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Oderint, dum metuant.
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Those little stumps flailing about, I couldn't keep the blood flow to my penis.
try viagra or cialis........just remember erections lasting more than 4 days should be checked out by a doctor.
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I think what he's complaining about is the size of his penis-- he NEEDS two full-sized legs crashing down on his ass to get any kind of penetration.
Good call 
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No legs is good. She won't leave tracks like a snail.
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But I wouldn't know because I've never fucked a snail.
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Itam not so great.You am could hae more fun with a couple of no leg girls.
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Those little stumps flailing about, I couldn't keep the blood flow to my penis.
try viagra or cialis........just remember erections lasting more than 4 days should be checked out by TheDoctor.
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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How long is the stump? Does it have a knee or is it cut off higher than that?
I really want to know how freakish it is.
Still waiting on the pics.
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