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PJP #450704 2005-03-19 5:13 PM
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I wanted to kill the fucking cats I lived with last year. The stupid bitches shited in my plants, drank out of the fish bowl, barfed all over the place, bit and clawed my guests, ripped my bed into shreds, and taunted Dakota (which would explain his current habit of barking and growling).

That being said, the huge German shep/Austrialian cattle dog mix I lived with was a wonderful dog, but it was a trial always taking him outside to so his business. Which is why dogs aren't the best pets if you live on the third-floor of an apartment.

Now, some stupid-ass cat gave birth to two kittens on my sister's front door, and she took them in. Since I was the 'animal person' by working at the vet's office, I ended up feeding them and making sure they relieved themselves. They're well-behaved, quite, and non-destructive. I tolerate them.

Basically, I can't stand cats or little yappy dogs. Currently, I'm looking at Russian wolfhounds, Irish wolfhounds, bull terriers, mastiffs, or airedales as potential purchases once I'm able to take in a dog.


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Basically, I can't stand cats or little yappy dogs.




We don't like you either.

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I created cats as a cruel joke. Its not my fault you idiots made them into house pets. I really need to get that apocolypse thing started.

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I created cats as a cruel joke. Its not my fault you idiots made them into house pets. I really need to get that apocolypse thing started.



god misspelled apocalypse.

for that matter, why would god need a starship?


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Rack god.....yeah cats really get on my nerves. They get in your stuff, sleep wherever they want to without limits and look at you dumb if you try to get rid of them grr.......

Interestingly enough it seems as if the boards are either FOR cats or dogs...not both? Hrms......


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Here's a pic of me and my dog, Tramp:



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Here's a pic of me and my dog, Tramp:






Do you have a closer pic?

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Uschi #450711 2005-03-20 6:07 AM
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Thats the only pic I have on this computer. I'll put more up later. When I'm sober.


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I wanted to kill the fucking cats I lived with last year. The stupid bitches





Bitches are female dogs, not cats. And would that make them lesbians?

And I thought you were supposed to be the animal expert.


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rex....what kind of dog do you have?




He's half rottweiler half something I can't remember.

He looks like full rottweiler but almost all black.




Half rottweiler, half german sheppard.
He's shedding his winter coat. I have to take him in the backyard and brush him two or three times a day.


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That's cool rex!

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I don't really care either, way. I've been given affection and been annoyed by both.

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