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Did you hear about the irish gay couple?

Gerald fitzpatrick and Patrick fitzgerald.


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A whore is a girl who has sex with everyone. A drug dealer is girl who has sex with everyone but you. Oh, wait, shit, I fucked it up. Do over!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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I love that one!


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Have you seen the one where he is the devil that works at the newspaper?

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eet eez poosebol...


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Burgess Meredeth was in Time Enough At Last (pictured above), Mr. Dingle The Strong, Printer's Devil (the one where he was the devil at the Newspaper), and.... shit, I'm drawing a blank. He was in 4 TZ Episodes overall.... same as Jack Klugman.

Also, in the second season of The Monkees, he had a cameo as The Penguin.


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Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He opened a warehouse!


Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa!

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association!

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Foreign object in the nose

If a foreign object becomes lodged in your nose:

Don't probe at the object with a cotton swab or other tool.
Don't try to inhale the object by forcefully breathing in. Instead, breathe through your mouth until the object is removed.
Blow your nose gently to try to free the object, but don't blow hard or repeatedly. If necessary, close the opposite nostril by applying gentle pressure and then breathe out normally.
If the object is visible and you can easily grasp it with tweezers, gently remove it.
Call for emergency medical assistance or go to your local emergency room if these methods fail.

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Did you hear about the three gay Canadian mounties?

Their names were Ben Dover,Paul Skinback & Phil McCavity!





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They were trying to ring eachother!

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A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"

"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.

"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."



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YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD!

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Good Question said:
A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"

"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.

"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."




ha ha ha you fucker


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Ah, look at all the lonely people
Ah, look at all the lonely people

Eleanor rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
Waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door
Who is it for?

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from ?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong ?

Father mckenzie writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear
No one comes near.
Look at him working. darning his socks in the night when there’s nobody there
What does he care?

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?

Eleanor rigby died in the church and was buried along with her name
Nobody came
Father mckenzie wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave
No one was saved

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?


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