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Farting Advice #467781 2003-12-04 1:19 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 480 Earth 2's Bizzaro World's Sovi... Anonymous One OP At Risk Youth 400+ posts
OP Anonymous One At Risk Youth 400+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 480 Earth 2's Bizzaro World's Sovi...	This thread is a compilement of tips and advice for those of us who are impaired with problems with gas and flatulence. And with that I will start... If you are in a room full of people and abosolutely positively need to fart find a wall or chair. Now lean on this and stretch your asscheeks as far apart as you can with it, this will cause your anus to not ruffle and vibrate thus making your farts SILENT.

Re: Farting Advice #467782 2003-12-04 1:33 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 Perfectville: Population 1 PJP We already are 15000+ posts
PJP We already are 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 Perfectville: Population 1	I'm an expert farter and although I have millions of tips I will give everyone my favorite tip......and that is simply .....when you fart to make sure that there is either a pet (dog or cat) young child or elderly person near you and then kind of look at them funny like they are the ones that have released that horrible smell.......works every time.

Re: Farting Advice #467783 2003-12-04 1:52 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 480 Earth 2's Bizzaro World's Sovi... Anonymous One OP At Risk Youth 400+ posts
OP Anonymous One At Risk Youth 400+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 480 Earth 2's Bizzaro World's Sovi...	quote: Originally posted by PJP: I'm an expert farter Ah, none so much better than myself. You see God gave my a natutally thin and small body so instead of food my stomach makes room for random gases floating in the air. I had to make millions of tactics and tips, such as burping like hell after you eat so it doesn't come out the other end, or simply walking away to pass. With that we shall determine the master of the gas. I challenge you TO A FARTING DUEL! BWAAAOOOOOOP!!! PS: I can't get the goddamned smilies to work for some reason.

Re: Farting Advice #467784 2003-12-06 2:18 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 480 Earth 2's Bizzaro World's Sovi... Anonymous One OP At Risk Youth 400+ posts
OP Anonymous One At Risk Youth 400+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 480 Earth 2's Bizzaro World's Sovi...	Come on are there no farters here? I hoped to make 10 pages here.

Re: Farting Advice #467785 2003-12-06 4:45 AM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,377 Eugene rexstardust 2000+ posts
rexstardust 2000+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,377 Eugene	I challenge you to a fart off.

Re: Farting Advice #467786 2003-12-06 10:07 PM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 480 Earth 2's Bizzaro World's Sovi... Anonymous One OP At Risk Youth 400+ posts
OP Anonymous One At Risk Youth 400+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 480 Earth 2's Bizzaro World's Sovi...	quote: Originally posted by rexstardust: I challenge you to a fart off. Booop boop boop bop. Pwthhhh!

Re: Farting Advice #467787 2003-12-06 10:26 PM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,327 Anywhere but here Jack Mehoff 1000+ posts
Jack Mehoff 1000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,327 Anywhere but here	quote: Originally posted by Anonymous One: And with that I will start... If you are in a room full of people and abosolutely positively need to fart find a wall or chair. Now lean on this and stretch your asscheeks as far apart as you can with it, this will cause your anus to not ruffle and vibrate thus making your farts SILENT. That doesn't work for me. It only makes my farts sound more like a foghorn. I found that out the hard way...

Re: Farting Advice #467788 2003-12-06 10:31 PM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 480 Earth 2's Bizzaro World's Sovi... Anonymous One OP At Risk Youth 400+ posts
OP Anonymous One At Risk Youth 400+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 480 Earth 2's Bizzaro World's Sovi...	quote: Originally posted by Jack Mehoff: quote: Originally posted by Anonymous One: And with that I will start... If you are in a room full of people and abosolutely positively need to fart find a wall or chair. Now lean on this and stretch your asscheeks as far apart as you can with it, this will cause your anus to not ruffle and vibrate thus making your farts SILENT. That doesn't work for me. It only makes my farts sound more like a foghorn. I found that out the hard way... I forgot to add that you're also supposed to let it out SLOWLY or it won't work properly.

Re: Farting Advice #467789 2003-12-07 2:10 PM
Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,205 Denmark Chant fudge 4000+ posts
Chant fudge 4000+ posts Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,205 Denmark	I fart in your general direction!

Re: Farting Advice Anonymous One #467790 2004-01-04 12:48 AM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,089 Long Island, NY Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,089 Long Island, NY	Quote: This thread is a compilement of tips and advice for those of us who are impaired with problems with gas and flatulence. And with that I will start... If you are in a room full of people and abosolutely positively need to fart find a wall or chair. Now lean on this and stretch your asscheeks as far apart as you can with it, this will cause your anus to not ruffle and vibrate thus making your farts SILENT. https://www.instagram.com/ultimatejaburg53

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