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After a year of posting on these boards, I have decided that humanity has completely turned evil. Because of you, I have decided to start the apacolypse early. Pray if you want to, it won't do you any good.

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I just want to go to Heaven, where I can be a mod!

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Don't count on it gayla. I don't like your type.

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Whitey?

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god...

KNEEL before ZOD!!!


Behold! The sabered Head of Uschi shall give death to Zod's enemies! CLICK and know DEATH! KNEEL before ZOD!!!
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god said:
After a year of posting on these boards, I have decided that humanity has completely turned evil.




It took these boards for you to figure that out?

Geez...some diety you turned out to be. Can I get a refund?


"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey "If Schumacher’s last effort was the final nail in the coffin then Year One would’ve been the crazy guy who stormed the graveyard, dug up the coffin and put a bullet through the franchise’s corpse just to make sure." -- From a review of Darren Aronofsky & Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One" script
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Does this mean you will erupt mount St. Helens now?


November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Great, now make it rain frogs and shut the fuck up.

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I'm wishing this 'god' feller would send his son instead. That guy seemed a lot easier to get along with.

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god said:
After a year of posting on these boards, I have decided that humanity has completely turned evil. Because of you, I have decided to start the apacolypse early. Pray if you want to, it won't do you any good.




So, what else is new?




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God can't spell apocalypse! I knew it, He's fucktarded!


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I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said:
God can't spell apocalypse! I knew it, He's fucktarded!




Nicely played.

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Steve T said:
I'm wishing this 'god' feller would send his son instead. That guy seemed a lot easier to get along with.




sorry it took me so long to get here...but someone already registered in MY name...blasphemer!

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I'm the real Son of God around here!

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LOL URG!!!!! Now there's a pic I havent seen!

As for mois, everytime I visit Robbie's site my life I always leave with a smile on my face! Kind uplifts the day working with a buncha rednecks and hicks (I'm from Texas the friendly state ya'll :P) who get hired not based on iq but just outta need! So it's nice to see lots of posters with intelligence

I wuv your boards Robbies! Even after *counts on fingers* one..two..three..four years I think I've been here even if I haven't been Miss Regular Poster


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Since you all voted against the gays getting married and didn't vote for the metrosexual, I decided to delay the apocalypse.

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Man........thats so not fair. Revelation is my most favorite book of the Bible


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You must be a pre-millennialist.

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Since you all voted against the gays getting married and didn't vote for the metrosexual, I decided to delay the apocalypse.




Yay! God is nifty!


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All hail King Snarf!

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Man........thats so not fair. Revelation is my most favorite book of the Bible




It will happen soon...

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Yuppers Triple T I am

Shoulda said, "Behold I am coming quickly! Blessed is he that keepeth the sayings of the prophecy of this book."


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so they have printers?


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